Prude Arguing Stupid Shit.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-01-25 02:13pm

phongn wrote:I knew plenty of them

We're in agreement then.

phongn wrote:Why not?

Sibling courtesy? Let's not discuss the IB seniors...

phongn wrote:...

BWAHAHAHAHA.

muse wrote:If we have to tell you, you'll never know...

Women are evil.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-25 02:14pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Women are evil.

Indeed.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2004-01-25 02:24pm

Just go grab a Milk-Jug and ask her to fill it up

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-25 02:46pm

Mr Bean wrote:Just go grab a Milk-Jug and ask her to fill it up

Oh my god I'm going to barf...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-01-25 02:48pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
phongn wrote:Why not?
Sibling courtesy? Let's not discuss the IB seniors...

Sibling courtesy, what? We disagree on tons of stuff.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-25 04:28pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote: I'm in IB, for Christ's sake.

This is slander of the worst kind!

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-01-25 04:30pm

InnerBrat wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote: I'm in IB, for Christ's sake.

This is slander of the worst kind!

Hey now. Narcissism is bad for you.

baelfire1945 · Post by **baelfire1945** » 2004-01-25 04:57pm

One to two quarts is just ludicrous. As previously mentioned, a girl would go into shock from dehydration. In a one hundred forty pound girl, two quarts would be a 2.9% (gallon ~8 lbs, 4/140) loss of body weight over the course of an orgasm. Damn.

Post by **Broomstick** » 2004-01-25 04:58pm

muse wrote:Uh...no. 1-2 quarts would be the amount of urine in a good piss. There's no way a woman's producing and storing that amount of sex fluids. No way in hell. And yes I can speak from personal experience.

You piss 1-2 quarts at a time?

Do you save it all up and just piss once a day?

A pint, maybe, but a quart?.... (mindboggling)...

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-01-25 05:27pm

Broomstick wrote: You piss 1-2 quarts at a time?

Do you save it all up and just piss once a day?

A pint, maybe, but a quart?.... (mindboggling)...

I don't know, I never measured. But that's what it feels like after a night out with the girls when we've been drinking heavily. It just keeps going and going and after what feels like an eternity later the bladder's empty and I can finally walk properly again.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-25 05:46pm

i'm not sure i would be impressed or frightened at the sight of a woman ejaculating 1-2 quarts. . . .either way it's a scary thought. considering how little the female body actually produces during orgasm. . .

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-01-25 06:09pm

According to http://the-clitoris.com...

The amount of fluid released by the paraurethral glands is reported to vary from a couple drops to almost two cups, 15 ounces [444 ml].

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-25 06:30pm

AnimeJet wrote:According to http://the-clitoris.com...
The amount of fluid released by the paraurethral glands is reported to vary from a couple drops to almost two cups, 15 ounces [444 ml].

*bookmarks page*

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-01-25 06:42pm

*converts to metric*

Fuck off....that's an entire standard cola bottle...

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-25 07:28pm

444 mL is nowhere near a bottle in Canada (Coke is 591 mL, Pepsi 600), but it's an upper limit- I'm sure tallying spray and the like you could measure that.

Psycho Smiley · Post by **Psycho Smiley** » 2004-01-25 07:30pm

I think he meant the original claim was a full-sized bottle, and that's bullshit. Which it is.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-01-25 07:31pm

Psycho Smiley wrote:I think he meant the original claim was a full-sized bottle, and that's bullshit. Which it is.

Yeah, almost 2 fucking litres...

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-25 07:34pm

Oh, I stand corrected.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-25 08:42pm

muse wrote:Uh...no. 1-2 quarts would be the amount of urine in a good piss. There's no way a woman's producing and storing that amount of sex fluids. No way in hell. And yes I can speak from personal experience.

I don't believe you.

However, I will be happy to test that.

(And why am I the first guy to say this in this thread? WTF is wrong with you guys?

)

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-01-25 09:27pm

If that was true than you'd need have a floor drain in any room in which sex was to occur.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-25 10:04pm

darthdavid wrote:If that was true than you'd need have a floor drain in any room in which sex was to occur.

And to put clear plastic on whatever bed you go at it on....and a shop vac to pull up any spills.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2004-01-25 11:12pm

15 ounces upper limit? That's insane, a coke can is 12. Well, maybe it's not entirely unbelievable, after last night...

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-01-25 11:17pm

I think it refers to the whole "session", you can check out the site if you want >.>

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-01-25 11:23pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:I have a prude female friend who watched some idiot femwank show on Oxygen and now is going around claiming that g-spot orgasms must be accompanied by 1-2 quarts of fluid.

Now, it is my uh...personal experience that women hardly produce that much fluid with each orgasm.

Anyone help with reliable resources or personal tomes?

It's possible, but certainly not always the case. In most cases, it takes several orgasms (g-spot or clitoral) to produce that much.

Of course, there's always urination during orgasm. That may be what she's talking about.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-26 12:48am

I don't see why that would occur, nor why it would even be brought up (save as explaination for the ludicrous 2qt figure). Though I confess I'm not exactly knowledgable about the subject.

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