Gawd I love the Simple Life....

revprez · Post by **revprez** » 2004-01-26 09:26pm

...Paris tellin her hillbilly host parents that she hangs out in Compton. Funny shit.

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IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-01-26 09:28pm

I've never really watched it...the one episode I did, Paris and some other girl were messing around with the bilboard outside of a fast food place. When is it usually on, and what channel? I'd like to watch, just to see what it's like, though I've heard it's crap.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-26 09:28pm

Why would you watch that shit,the slut do a porn that end up on the net then POOF she`s a fucking tv celebrity.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-26 09:29pm

Possibly for the same reason that some people watch bad movies:

Because they like them.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-01-26 09:30pm

Montcalm wrote:Why would you watch that shit,the slut do a porn that end up on the net then POOF she`s a fucking tv celebrity.

Dude, Paris Hilton was famous before her TV appearance. She's the heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, and a famous socialite.

And the porn sucked.

revprez · Post by **revprez** » 2004-01-26 09:30pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:I've never really watched it...the one episode I did, Paris and some other girl were messing around with the bilboard outside of a fast food place. When is it usually on, and what channel?

It's on right now, on Fox of course.

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Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-26 09:32pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Why would you watch that shit,the slut do a porn that end up on the net then POOF she`s a fucking tv celebrity.
Dude, Paris Hilton was famous before her TV appearance. She's the heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, and a famous socialite.

And the porn sucked.

Like watching a whore getting poked by a john, in my opinion.

revprez · Post by **revprez** » 2004-01-26 09:32pm

Montcalm wrote:Why would you watch that shit,the slut do a porn that end up on the net then POOF she`s a fucking tv celebrity.

Beats me. I just love sluts; they're so friggin interesting and funny and generally fun to hang with. And this is like taking rich brats out away from the clubs and stores and throwing them in the American backwater. And they don't look too bad.

Guess that's why I was really feeling Real World: Las Vegas. Irulan was so sexy and Trishelle...the classic slut I've grown to love.

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Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-26 09:37pm

revprez wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Why would you watch that shit,the slut do a porn that end up on the net then POOF she`s a fucking tv celebrity.
Beats me. I just love sluts; they're so friggin interesting and funny and generally fun to hang with. And this is like taking rich brats out away from the clubs and stores and throwing them in the American backwater. And they don't look too bad.

Guess that's why I was really feeling Real World: Las Vegas. Irulan was so sexy and Trishelle...the classic slut I've grown to love.

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Do you know that everything that happened in The Real World was scripted.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-26 09:37pm

Everything? I thought they just pushed them along?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-01-26 09:40pm

You know, if I had to choose between letting Paris Hilton live and letting the Ukrainian janitors that work at Wal-Mart live, I'd pick the Ukrainians with absolutely no hesitation.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of useless, disgusting, parasitic appendages to society. She does nothing. She contributes nothing. Her greatest accomplishments involve being born and getting laid.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-01-26 09:42pm

Eh, I'd bend her over.

revprez · Post by **revprez** » 2004-01-26 09:42pm

Montcalm wrote:Do you know that everything that happened in The Real World was scripted.

I know that the producers have encouraged folks to explore certain market-tested and approved areas of their relationships ever since Real World 2. Then they figured it'd attract an even wider audience if they did so blatantly by making participants do certain activities during the day (which is why almost all reality tv shows are just cruel game shows now [not that I enjoy them any less because of it]).

Besides. Irulan and Trishelle're hot.

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revprez · Post by **revprez** » 2004-01-26 09:43pm

HemlockGrey wrote:You know, if I had to choose between letting Paris Hilton live and letting the Ukrainian janitors that work at Wal-Mart live, I'd pick the Ukrainians with absolutely no hesitation.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of useless, disgusting, parasitic appendages to society. She does nothing. She contributes nothing. Her greatest accomplishments involve being born and getting laid.

And America loves her for it.

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Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2004-01-26 09:50pm

God I hate Reality TV. Why won't it die?

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-26 09:51pm

I'm sorry, but I find it horribly unjust that people who contribute to the world as best they can and do things that actually help people (like sweeping the floors at schools or busineeses, owning small businesses) struggle to get by when a talentless idiot like this ocmes along and lives in luxury for ebing born famous. This is why Communism is a good idea.

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-01-26 09:52pm

Majin Gojira wrote:God I hate Reality TV. Why won't it die?

People watch it.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-26 09:54pm

Majin Gojira wrote:God I hate Reality TV. Why won't it die?

If someone like Paris Hilton was born into a 'real' Southern family, she'd be the town hooker- in the "real world" Hilton wouldn't last a year. I'd like to see her chucked into the middle of a major metropolis and try to get by on the stipulation she beds no-body.

revprez · Post by **revprez** » 2004-01-26 09:56pm

The Aliens wrote:If someone like Paris Hilton was born into a 'real' Southern family, she'd be the town hooker- in the "real world" Hilton wouldn't last a year. I'd like to see her chucked into the middle of a major metropolis and try to get by on the stipulation she beds no-body.

My God. America loves Paris because her rich girl sluttiness enchants the camera! Granted, though, I would watch a reality TV show that tortures her with three months of abstinence.

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Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-01-26 09:59pm

revprez wrote:My God. America loves Paris because her rich girl sluttiness enchants the camera! Granted, though, I would watch a reality TV show that tortures her with three months of abstinence.

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Can we revisit this reality TV show idea, but instead of sending her to a farm, can we just drop her off in the middle of a forest with a bowie knife and two yards of nylon rope and tell her to be self-sufficient for a month?

Or is that called murder?

revprez · Post by **revprez** » 2004-01-26 11:56pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:Can we revisit this reality TV show idea, but instead of sending her to a farm, can we just drop her off in the middle of a forest with a bowie knife and two yards of nylon rope and tell her to be self-sufficient for a month?

Or is that called murder?

Murder. And in a deliberate appeal to popularity America will hold you and friend personally responsible.

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Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-01-27 12:05am

revprez wrote:Murder. And in a deliberate appeal to popularity America will hold you and friend personally responsible.

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Awesome. Me and Jim-Bob gunna start us one o' dem dere "reality television" shows. Yessir. Gunna call usselves th' "Celebrity Slayers," yessuh. I'ma get my 12-guage, Jim-Bob gon' get hisself hisun' bow, an' we's a-gon' hunt us some purdy ladies!

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Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-27 12:07am

Queeb Salaron wrote:
revprez wrote:My God. America loves Paris because her rich girl sluttiness enchants the camera! Granted, though, I would watch a reality TV show that tortures her with three months of abstinence.

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Can we revisit this reality TV show idea, but instead of sending her to a farm, can we just drop her off in the middle of a forest with a bowie knife and two yards of nylon rope and tell her to be self-sufficient for a month?

Or is that called murder?

Put the slut in a box send her to the middle east and let arab sheick auction her for their harems.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-01-27 12:08am

Joe wrote:Eh, I'd bend her over.

Joe, we seem to agree on many things. While I've listened to endless pontifications on her shortcomings, I don't see any reason why, with the oppurtunity, to not bend her over a desk and treat her like what she is.

Shaidar Haran · Post by **Shaidar Haran** » 2004-01-27 12:08am

Lazy Raptor wrote:
Majin Gojira wrote:God I hate Reality TV. Why won't it die?
People watch it.

Correction: Idiots watch it.

People at least watch something that won't kill of brain cells in droves.