VITAL STATISTICS:Three of a kind...

[Beaker]

Name three of your best virtues:

Name three of your worst habits:

Name three wishes:

Name three things you would change about your life:

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:

Name three things that make you cry:

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:

Name three things you would miss most about SD.net if it closed down:

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:

Name three times you felt let down:

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:

Name three people in History that you admire:

Name three tips for a good life:

Name three things you regret doing:

Name three moments in your life that scared you:

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends:

Name three best friends:

Name three players on your favourite sports team:

Name three skills you could bring to a table:

Name three ways to cook an egg:

Name three ways to impress Beaker:

Name three ways to piss Beaker off:

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire

[Queeb Salaron]

Someone tell me why in God's name I would take time out of my busy schedule to reply to this lengthy post?

...dammit!...

[Soontir C'boath]

I would like to know where all this info is going...less its all spam.~Jason

[Straha]

Name three ways to piss Beaker off:

1. Delete this Thread

2. Lock this Thread

and what I'm going to do

3. Not answer the rest of the questions.

[Howedar]

This is a fairly typical email spam sent between RL friends. I doubt much of this would have any meaning here besides inflating postcounts.

[Lord Pounder]

Name three of your best virtues:

Loyal, generous, polite (at times)

Name three of your worst habits:

temper, impatience, indecisive

Name three wishes:

mum and dad to win the lottery so they can give up shitty jobs they hate
to be tallented at something, preferably musical
Daniel Kaden to get a dose of the clap

Name three things you would change about your life:

never made the mistake of falling in love more than once.
trust my instincts more.
not to have wasted a year on a shitty MCP i didn't even pass because the tutor was a catholic biggot.

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:

my hair, i can't grow it long because it curls
lose weight
bigger dick

Name three things that make you cry:

Thinking of lost loves and thats all i've cried once in my adult life.

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:

Spoof Comedies
my mother, unintentionally the funniest person alive
reality TV

Name three things you would miss most about SD.net if it closed down:

The craic
GALE
InnerBrat

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:

To find love again
To be so rich i can retire and do the things i want
To have children

Name three times you felt let down:

I'm not answering this one, because the hurt is still there

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:

Music
Good sci-fi books
Alcohol

Name three people in History that you admire:

David Trimble
Plato
Frank Herbert

Name three tips for a good life:

only one. Learn to live with yourself, if you can't how can others

Name three things you regret doing:

Falling in love more than once
Letting the people who bullied me in school get the better of me
Allowing myself to think everyone else was better than me

Name three moments in your life that scared you:

Any time i see a spider on TV, other than spiders i have no fear

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends:

Paula
Liz
Gary

Name three best friends:

Doug
Tony
Samantha (my wee sister)

Name three players on your favourite sports team:

Don't follow sports

Name three skills you could bring to a table:

What kinda table?

Name three ways to cook an egg:

Poatched
Scrambled
Boiled

Name three ways to impress Beaker:

Filling in his damn questionaires
Answering honestly
buggering off

Name three ways to piss Beaker off:

Not answering the damn questionaires
lying in the answers
fucked if i know

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire

Your welcome.

[Beaker]

Name three ways to impress Beaker :

1. Bitch slap Straha hard

2. Laugh at his pathetic flame attempt

3. Throw popcorn at him from the second row of the balcony through utter boredom

[Queeb Salaron]

Name three ways to impress Beaker :

1. Bitch slap Straha hard

2. Laugh at his pathetic flame attempt

3. Throw popcorn at him from the second row of the balcony through utter boredom

Hey man, you were the one who posted the stupid spammy quiz.

[Beaker]

Name three ways to impress Beaker :

1. Bitch slap Straha hard

2. Laugh at his pathetic flame attempt

3. Throw popcorn at him from the second row of the balcony through utter boredom

Hey man, you were the one who posted the stupid spammy quiz.

You dont have to answer it do you...stupid bitch

[Straha]

Name three ways to impress Beaker :

1. Bitch slap Straha hard

2. Laugh at his pathetic flame attempt

3. Throw popcorn at him from the second row of the balcony through utter boredom

Flame attempt? No Flame was meant, Humour was meant from up here in the Peanut Gallery. Besides, I'm rather teritorial with my Spam.

[Gandalf]

Name three of your best virtues:
Polite, humourous, moral

Name three of your worst habits:
Arrogant, indecisive, stubborn

Name three wishes:
Funky threads, better skin, faster computer

Name three things you would change about your life:
I'd be taller, other than that, all good

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:
Taller, better skin

Name three things that make you cry:
When I first saw Gandalf fall off the bridge in FOTR, other tha that, noting I can think of

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:
Decent comedians, good sketches mostly

Name three things you would miss most about SD.net if it closed down:
The banter, beatdowns and general nature

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:
Worldwide recognition, great relevance in the scheme of things, find love

Name three times you felt let down:
Can't really think of anything

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:
Haven't found anything yet

Name three people in History that you admire:
Augustus, Churchill and John Lennon

Name three tips for a good life:
Don't die, remember it's all good, and that people are mostly idiots

Name three things you regret doing:
My last relationship, lasted 10 days and she was not what she presented herself to be, the one before that, and my first alcoholic experience, apparently I have great genetic toleranec for alcohol. Didn't stop a hangover though.

Name three moments in your life that scared you:
When my mum told me the details of her breakup with dad.

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends:
Jess, Tracey

Name three best friends:
Scott, Aaron, Luke

Name three players on your favourite sports team:
Don't have one

Name three skills you could bring to a table:
Alternative methods of thought, humourousness, that's about it.

Name three ways to cook an egg:
Beats me, I don't cook.

Name three ways to impress Beaker:
Not giving 3 good kicks to the groin

Name three ways to piss Beaker off:
3 good kicks to the groin

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire
No problem, someone had better read it though.

[Queeb Salaron]

You dont have to answer it do you...stupid bitch

Watch it, n00b.

[Straha]

::sits down with a bucket of pop-corn to watch the fire-works::

[AnimeJet]

I might leave some blank cause i don't feel like answering >.>, or I ccan't think of 3 things.

Name three of your best virtues:
Loyalty, Fun(ny), Empathy

Name three of your worst habits:
Cracking knuckles, being unconsciously selfish at times, the lack of the ability to spell or use grammar correctly ._.

Name three wishes:
Happiness for all.. what else do we need? (provided that this doesn't mean we all become too stupid to feel sadness... X_X)

Name three things you would change about your life:
That I didn't get arrested, that i wasn't in my current high school... what else...

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:
Legs, Hands, Face

Name three things that make you cry:
Besides Grave of the Fireflies, probably thinking about my friends going away or something.

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:
Everything x_X

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:
Tell my family and friends that I loved them, haha.

Name three times you felt let down:
When I bought my cousin LoZ:OoS and she returned it. >=O
Everytime someone doesn't finish a group project
When i'm paired with someone in a game and we lose (actually this is probably more of a feeling that i let THEM down).

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:
Thats a toughie ._.

Name three things you regret doing:
Anytime i've acted like an idiot infront of someone i highly repsected... usually by accident ._.

Name three moments in your life that scared you:
When I blacked out (god that was freaky as hell)
When I have nightmares that wake me up in the middle of the night
Ready a particular scary story >.>

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends:
I've only had one.. and i don't think i should name them either <.<

Name three best friends:
Jaclyn, Christine, Summer, (and Vic, Alfredo, etc. )

Name three skills you could bring to a table:
Table?

Name three ways to cook an egg:
Sunny Side, Scrambbled, Omlette

[Alyrium Denryle]

Name three of your best virtues:

Honesty, intellect, integrity

Name three of your worst habits:

I have no tact, I tend to destroy jokes, and I demoralize my classmates

Name three wishes:

I want a comfortable life, wih someone I love, with university tenure.

Name three things you would change about your life:

I wish I had a spine... the rest is not for public view

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:

Taller, better body, workable hair

Name three things that make you cry:

People that martyr their kids, occasional feelings of worthlessness, sad goodbyes

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:

Scary movies, darwin awards, politics

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:

Nobel prize for curing AIDS/HIV be a well published science writer, wiping out creationism

Name three times you felt let down:

Most of these really are private matters

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:

What faith in humanity? Um... scientific achievements

Name three things you regret doing:

No regrets

Name three moments in your life that scared you:

Nothing up to this point

Name three best friends:

Jack, Helen, Russell

Name three skills you could bring to a table:

A knowledge of criminal psychology, Sociobiology, and Biology

[Zaia]

Jesus Christ, people, Beaker did two of these already and those threads weren't locked because people are interested in getting to know other people here better. Shut the fuck up if you aren't interested in doing so.

[Queeb Salaron]

Jesus Christ, people, Beaker did two of these already and those threads werent locked because people are interested in getting to know other people here better. Shut the fuck up if you aren't interested.

Yessum.

[Shaidar Haran]

Name three of your best virtues:

Cynical, pragmatic, and apathetic.

Name three of your worst habits:

Procrastination, short temper.

Name three wishes:

I wish the girl I liked me back (or whatever's going on in that complicated mess.

I wish my little sister had never been born.

More wishes.

Name three things you would change about your life:

Get over a girl that broke my heart.

Get a girlfriend.

I wish I had more time here at college left.

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:

Lose weight, other than that I'm happy with me.

Name three things that make you cry:

Thinking about my Dad passing away.

Broken heart.

Onions.

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:

Hard to say. I have a fickle sense of humor.

Name three things you would miss most about SD.net if it closed down:

The idiot abuse

The sexual innuendo

The good waste of time.

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:

Immortality.

World Domination

I don't know what else.

Name three times you felt let down:

Huh?

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:

You know, I'd have to have had faith in humanity for it to be restored.

Name three people in History that you admire:

Not sure really.

Name three tips for a good life:

Do unto others as they do unto you.

Name three things you regret doing:

Ever speaking to my sister.

Getting into the car accident recenty.

Not asking a certain girl out until it was too late.

Name three moments in your life that scared you:

When my mom came to college to tell me my dad had passed away.

When I was in the car accident.

When I ripped my knee open on gravel

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends:

Nope

Name three best friends:

Lisa
Tom
Chris

Name three players on your favourite sports team:

Don't have one.

[Darth Fanboy]

Name three of your best virtues:
N/A-> Isn't virtuous enough for three.

Name three of your worst habits:
Saying the word "Fuck"
Leaving Alcohol on the bottom of the fridge next to the juice boxes
Knuckle cracking

Name three wishes:
-Lotsa fucking money
-Season Tickets for the Yankees
-Jedi Powers

Name three things you would change about your life:
-If I could then I would but I cant so i wont

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:
-I am already the model of physical perfection I would change nothing

Name three things that make you cry:
-Watching a Beer truck go over a cliff
-Fat Women at the beach
-the 2003 Stanley Cup Finals Game 7

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:
-Broken Lizard's Super Troopers
-queefs
-Iowans who demand to be taken seriously

Name three things you would miss most about SD.net if it closed down:
-Zaia's dirty talk
-Innerbrat's dirty talk
-Zaia and Innerbrat's dirty talk

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:
-World Domination
-To film a pornography featuring Lesbians from England, France, Germany, Spain and other Euro Countries. THe film will be titled "European Union". at the conclusion of the Film I will enter (playing America) and fuck them all in the ass until they can no longer walk.
-

Name three times you felt let down:
-2001 World Series
-2003 World Series
-2003 Stanley Cup Finals

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:
-Beer
-Titties
-Any combination of the previous two


Name three people in History that you admire:
-Gary Coleman
-Marey Carey
-Ahnuld


Name three tips for a good life:
-see below
-Be like me
-see above

Name three things you regret doing:
-*"Steph"
-*"Betty"
-*"Esther"

*-Names have been changed to protect the innocent


Name three moments in your life that scared you:
-Game 7, 2003 ALCS
-First time a knife was pulled on me (jilted ex lover)
-Debut of Enterprise

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends:
-See the "3 things you regret doing" question.

Name three best friends:
-Melissa
-Garfer
-Dilly

Name three players on your favourite sports team:
-Sergei Fedorov (suck it DGG)
-J.S. Giguere
-Peter Sykora

Name three skills you could bring to a table:
-i bring myself to the table, that is fucking outstanding enough.

Name three ways to cook an egg:
-Scramble
-Poach
-Mr. Warren's front window....

Name three ways to impress Beaker:
-Show him bare breasts
-Tell him the one on the left wants him
-front some cash for the inevitable hotel room

Name three ways to piss Beaker off:
-Said Boobies end up belonging to a cleverly disguised man
-Dont tell him until he's tied down to the bedposts with leather straps
-Steal his clothes and abandon him in said hotel room until police arrive

[Zaia]

Name three of your best virtues:

Empathy, honesty, passion for making the world better.

Name three of your worst habits:

Procrastination, self-deprecation, lack of motivation (sometimes).

Name three wishes:

I wish to be happily in love for most of my life. The other wishes I can take care of myself.

Name three things you would change about your life:

I'd be living and working in Australia (at least for a couple years), I'd be content overall with myself and my appearance, and I'd have my student loans completely under control with a small amount of extra cash around in case of emergencies.

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:

I'd want to be thinner, have thicker hair, and thicker eyelashes.

Name three things that make you cry:

When my hopes come crashing down, when my heart gets broken, and when I miss my friends in Australia so much and it feels like it'll be years and years before I see them again.

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:

My friends, my family, and my cat(s).

Name three things you would miss most about SD.net if it closed down:

The sarcasm! The teasing and the flirting too, of course.

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:

I'd like to make a really big positive difference in at least one student's life, I'd like to visit Antarctica, and I'd like to reach the end and have no significant regrets on how I lived my life.

Name three times you felt let down:

When a friend I've had for a dozen years acted like an ass and never apologized for it, when friends care about me but are too afraid to say so and don't, and when people promise to do things with me and then bail, over and over again.

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:

My students (usually), my godson, and faerie festivals.

Name three people in History that you admire:

Joan of Arc (she accomplished much for a crazy woman), Beethoven, and Britney Spears (haha, just wanted to see if you're actually reading this).

Name three tips for a good life:

Tell the people you love that you love them often, listen to everyone's story, and soak up as much music as you can, because it conveys all emotion and uses no words.

Name three things you regret doing:

I am who I am because of my choices, so I don't regret anything.

Name three moments in your life that scared you:

The month and a half I thought my mom was dying of cancer, my conversations with Brian about Kim (because I was sure that meant I'd be alone forever), and when I was stuck at the Fijian airport being protected by army men with machine guns while the island was being taken over in a coup.

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends:

Pseudo-boyfriend Brian, Stan, and Keith.

Name three best friends:

Katy, Sarah, Becki.

Name three players on your favourite sports team:

How about one from each?

Green Bay Packers, football: Brett Favre (of course)
St. Kilda Saints, Aussie rules footy: Aaron Hamill (el capitan)
Johns Hopkins University, lacrosse: Rob Scherr (goalie)

Name three skills you could bring to a table:

To a table? I'm damn good at playing Hearts, I'm pretty good at drawing, and I can do some amazing drum solos with just my hands and a tabletop.

Name three ways to cook an egg:

Soft-boiled, scrambled, and sunny-side up.

Name three ways to impress Beaker:

Doing these thingies, bringing up random Muppet info, and flirting with him? ....Hey, there, baby, how you doin'?

Name three ways to piss Beaker off:

Complaining about doing his thingy (oh my that sounds dirty), making fun of the Muppets, and fucking him up the ass?

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire

You're very welcome. That's for writing it.

[The Wookiee]

Besides, I'm rather teritorial with my Spam.

I'll be watching you.

[Ghost Rider]

Name three of your best virtues:

Honesty, humility, kindness

Name three of your worst habits:

Coffee, severe procrastination, aloofness at times.

Name three wishes:

To be happy, no money problems for the parents...number 3 I can do without.

Name three things you would change about your life:

1. little more sane social life.
2. Get in better shape overall.

That pretty much covers that.

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance:

Just better phyical tone...not anything else.

Name three things that make you cry:

Bad memories, is about it. Depression just makes me drink.

Name three things that make you laugh out loud:

comedy skits, irony from familiy and friends, my pets

Name three things you would miss most about SD.net if it closed down:

The people...lots of them, and the arguing is fun too. the flirting rounds it out well.

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die:

Get married, have kids, and write a successful comic book.

Name three times you felt let down:

My 24th year, and when my friends act like numbskulls but want to keep the peace instead of actually trying to deal with what's bugging them.

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity:

My Korean cousins

Name three people in History that you admire:

Newton, Einstien, Bob Kane

Name three tips for a good life:

Don't overdo things, have fun because you'll only have one shot at it all, don't dwell on the bad.

Name three things you regret doing:

my 24th year covers this in a nutshell.

Name three moments in your life that scared you:

Nearly getting stomped by a very large man in a free style tournament(that day I lost much blood)

When I went completely broke and had no job, and nowhere to go.

When my former fiancee broke up with me.

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends:

Shannon, Alyson, Kelly

Name three best friends:

Dave, Sean, Charlie

Name three players on your favourite sports team:

Really don't have any.

Name three skills you could bring to a table:

I can cook decently enough, skilled Poker and Spades player, pointless volumes of knowledge on the world of comics.

Name three ways to cook an egg:

Poached, Scrambled, Boiled

Name three ways to impress Beaker:

Dunno you well enough

Name three ways to piss Beaker off:

Same as above

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire

Hey what else am I gonna do at 1AM

[Flash]

Name three of your best virtues: Reliable, helpful, funny (at times)

Name three of your worst habits: Procrastination, being surly, smoking.

Name three wishes: Fame, riches and women.

Name three things you would change about your life: I'd have enough money to live comfortably without working. That's a start.

Name three things you would change about your physical appearance: I'd be thinner. Not sure what else, aside from my weight i'm comfortable with my appearance.

Name three things that make you cry: I'm an Australian man. We don't cry. For anything.

Name three things that make you laugh out loud: Old British comedy, australian politicians, and my friends.

Name three things you would miss most about SD.net if it closed down: Well, i'd have to find a new place to lurk, there's nowhere else with quite so many interesting stories to read, and umm, dunno. Sure I would though.

Name three things you would like to achieve before you die: I honestly couldn't say. What I want to do changes from day to day.

Name three times you felt let down: Most of the times I deal with a member of my family, 1998-2002, and yesterday.

Name three things that restore your faith in humanity: Never really lost it to begin with.

Name three people in History that you admire: Nope. Can't think of any. I hate being on the spot.

Name three tips for a good life: I have no clue how to live a good life. I'm not the person to ask.

Name three things you regret doing: Not telling certain people how I felt. That covers more than three seperate instances.

Name three moments in your life that scared you: Australian men aren't scared of anything!

Name three ex-boyfriends/girlfriends: Gentlemen don't kiss and tell...

Name three best friends: Phil, Troy, Pat.

Name three players on your favourite sports team: Michael Voss, Jason Akermanis and Justin Leppitsch. Go Lions!

Name three skills you could bring to a table: I'm a pretty mean dancer, a pretty mean singer, and I can play the trombone like a god.

Name three ways to cook an egg: Poach, boil and fry.

Name three ways to impress Beaker: Anything I do is impressive.

Name three ways to piss Beaker off: No clue. I'm so loveable i'm incapable of pissing anyone off.

Thank you for taking the time to answer this questionaire

No problem. Gave me an excuse to make my 50th post! w00t! Only took me seven months...

[Zaia]

Name three skills you could bring to a table: I'm a pretty mean dancer...

You're a table-dancer?!! SWEEEEEEEEET!!

[Flash]

Name three skills you could bring to a table: I'm a pretty mean dancer...

You're a table-dancer?!! SWEEEEEEEEET!!

Well, I was. But I was young, and needed the money....