Gawd I love the Simple Life....

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Montcalm wrote:Put the slut in a box send her to the middle east and let arab sheick auction her for their harems. :wink:
Now we're getting somewhere. I say we let her pack one bag, and then secretly swap it out for anti-Islamic pamphlets, aborted feti, and... um... oh yeah! SEX TOYS!

And then the fun starts. :)

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Queeb Salaron wrote:Awesome. Me and Jim-Bob gunna start us one o' dem dere "reality television" shows. Yessir. Gunna call usselves th' "Celebrity Slayers," yessuh. I'ma get my 12-guage, Jim-Bob gon' get hisself hisun' bow, an' we's a-gon' hunt us some purdy ladies!

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Man, you'd do it just to scream "fallacy!" at a whole damned country. ;)

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Shaidar Haran wrote:
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Majin Gojira wrote:God I hate Reality TV. Why won't it die?
People watch it.
Correction: Idiots watch it.

People at least watch something that won't kill of brain cells in droves.
I watch it, though I doubt my rank hardly makes me persuasive in this regard.

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Re: Gawd I love the Simple Life....

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[quote="revprez]Gawd I love the Simple Life....[/quote]

Die :(
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Joe wrote:Eh, I'd bend her over.
Joe, we seem to agree on many things. While I've listened to endless pontifications on her shortcomings, I don't see any reason why, with the oppurtunity, to not bend her over a desk and treat her like what she is.
Using that same logic, there wouldn't be enough pieces of her to bury in a shoebox when my activities are complete...

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Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Joe wrote:Eh, I'd bend her over.
Joe, we seem to agree on many things. While I've listened to endless pontifications on her shortcomings, I don't see any reason why, with the oppurtunity, to not bend her over a desk and treat her like what she is.
I wouldn't personally touch her with a ten-foot pole (just think of where she's been!), but I would get a kick out of seeing her get ass-reamed by someone who would stretch her rectum to new dimensions, such as Lexington Steele.
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Mandingo would be an even better choice. Hell, I'd pay to see that. Once you go Black...

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revprez wrote:Mandingo would be an even better choice. Hell, I'd pay to see that. Once you go Black...

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revprez wrote: Once you go Black...
i went black, but i went back. You see, i have an equal opportunity cock. 8)
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HemlockGrey wrote:Paris Hilton is the epitome of useless, disgusting, parasitic appendages to society. She does nothing. She contributes nothing. Her greatest accomplishments involve being born and getting laid.
You couldn't be more wrong. Irresponsible rich people do one very important thing: They spend their money in buckets, absolutely PISS it away. If you run a business or belong to a company, chances are that money will end up in your hands sooner or later*.

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Lagmonster wrote:You couldn't be more wrong. Irresponsible rich people do one very important thing: They spend their money in buckets, absolutely PISS it away. If you run a business or belong to a company, chances are that money will end up in your hands sooner or later*.

*Okay. It's a pathetically weak defense. Screw you for pointing it out. ;)
Heather Reisman, Gerry Schwartz, Ken Thomson, & several other of Canada's richest people have all made direct contributions to my paycheck. It's pretty fun when they just come into my work and drop over $10,000 on a bicycle.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
revprez wrote: Once you go Black...
i went black, but i went back. You see, i have an equal opportunity cock. 8)
Are you sure it wasn't her going back and you just went back by default? :D
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Tsyroc wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
revprez wrote: Once you go Black...
i went black, but i went back. You see, i have an equal opportunity cock. 8)
Are you sure it wasn't her going back and you just went back by default? :D
perhaps, but one thing is for certain: she had much back.
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