How do you become a mod?

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-27 04:04am

Zaia wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Oh, and simply proving you know your shit, can handle your responsibilities, and are a good guy will do it.
Well fuck me with a cucumber, guess I should hand my modship of SoS over to someone with a penis, then.

PS:

Pssst! Ver! Rob actually meant to have those flipped, so that seniority was the most important, not the other way around. If superiority was the pre-requisite, then only the most egotistical could be mods! *g*

*blows kiss to ver*

It matters not. He misspelled "eschelans" anyhow.

And no, I will NOT fuck you with a cucumber. And I won't let anyone else, either.

~ver

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-01-27 04:25am

Chardok wrote:Wow. All positive imagery in my sick little head involving IB just went the way of Episode one. That was incredible. It only took one post.

Strange, was the other way around for me.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-01-27 04:32am

verilon wrote:And no, I will NOT fuck you with a cucumber. And I won't let anyone else, either.

Is that decision really yours to make?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-27 09:20am

Rogue 9 wrote:No. I'm utterly serious. This is not the best board on the 'Net. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Jealous little man

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-27 10:03am

Just go on telling yourself that. Ask Palpatine about arrogance, pride, and falling sometime.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-27 10:04am

Rogue 9 wrote:Just go on telling yourself that. Ask Palpatine about arrogance, pride, and falling sometime.

I'm not the one manically laughing

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-27 10:07am

Oh, come on. Maniacal laughter is good for you! Quite therapeutic, actually. You should try it sometime.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-27 10:13am

Rogue 9 wrote:Oh, come on. Maniacal laughter is good for you! Quite therapeutic, actually. You should try it sometime.

Yes, but for one's image if you are not trying to give the impression an egotistcally insane fool.

It does nothing.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-01-27 10:29am

Colonel Olrik wrote:It's Heaven on Earth, I tell you!

Indeed. I do hunger for the coveted sup4m0dship.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-01-27 10:36am

Moderatorship is like Santa Claus: It comes upon you when you're not looking, bestows gifts on you that you earned in the eyes of someone else, and expects you to be responsible enough to keep deserving the gifts...and...umm...flies with reindeer...and there are elves...and sooner or later you just lose control of your metaphors.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2004-01-27 11:13am

I got to hear the tortured screams of SEGNOR, what more could I want?

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2004-01-27 11:21am

If you can give the 'federation smackdown' to Mike, and prove that the USS Enterprise-D can defeat an ISD, you get supermod status.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-27 01:03pm

Zoink wrote:If you can give the 'federation smackdown' to Mike, and prove that the USS Enterprise-D can defeat an ISD, you get supermod status.

Beam a kilo of antimatter onto the bridge?

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-27 01:57pm

Rogue 9 wrote:
Zoink wrote:If you can give the 'federation smackdown' to Mike, and prove that the USS Enterprise-D can defeat an ISD, you get supermod status.

Beam a kilo of antimatter onto the bridge?

If that wasn't intended as a joke, I would have ripped your throat out by now

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-01-27 02:02pm

Durandal wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:With all due respect, I think the winning duo here is Durandal and RedImp. They rock my world!
That isn't a ... gay-like duo, is it?

For you to decide.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-27 02:46pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
verilon wrote:And no, I will NOT fuck you with a cucumber. And I won't let anyone else, either.
Is that decision really yours to make?

Yes.

~ver

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-27 02:49pm

How to become a mod? You see that Paypal button in the corner ...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-27 02:52pm

The Aliens wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:
Zoink wrote:If you can give the 'federation smackdown' to Mike, and prove that the USS Enterprise-D can defeat an ISD, you get supermod status.

Beam a kilo of antimatter onto the bridge?
If that wasn't intended as a joke, I would have ripped your throat out by now

Joke? What joke? Why isn't my name green yet?

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-01-27 02:53pm

I say make ME a mod. Throwing steaks and pink foam for EVERYONE!

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-01-27 03:09pm

Rogue 9 wrote:
The Aliens wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote: Beam a kilo of antimatter onto the bridge?
If that wasn't intended as a joke, I would have ripped your throat out by now
Joke? What joke? Why isn't my name green yet?

According to this theme, green names mean nothing.

~ver

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-27 03:11pm

Hold on, green name? What are you talking about? *n00bish question, but brain has just shifted from fifth to first causing it to leap out of my head*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-27 03:12pm

Superman wrote:I say make ME a mod. Throwing steaks and pink foam for EVERYONE!

wooden or beef steaks? or stakes? hmm. . . .

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-01-27 03:14pm

I guess you never heard about the time I through a steak... Yeah, a beef steak.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-01-27 03:15pm

The Aliens wrote:Hold on, green name? What are you talking about? *n00bish question, but brain has just shifted from fifth to first causing it to leap out of my head*

All moderators have their names colored green in the "Who's online" and "Who's browsing this forum" lists in the Blacksoul theme, which is the default. Every theme has mod names colored differently. Admin names are orange in blacksoul, but to my knowledge, all the admins have set their accounts to hidden, so you never actually know if they're online.

There's no different color for private forum mods, public forum mods, and supermods, so it's not much of an indicator of rank. Still, it's better than having a blue name like most of you slobs.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-27 03:18pm

Hehe oops... probably should have got that one. Well, thanks for the mental jump-start.