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antitrek wrote:Im going to Hunt you down then! Torbay is far better than Exteter and Plymouth put togther!!!
Bah! Don't talk to me about Torbay, I was fostered there for a year, in Kingskerswell and that place was a wretched hive of scum and villany. I thought I would never find worse...of course then I found SD.net! :D
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Attention Brits:
Soon I may be among you, my mum has had a job offer in London, and we may be living in a flat there in a few months.

I thought I'd announce it to you lot, maybe the board when it is fully certain.
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Gandalf wrote:Attention Brits:
Soon I may be among you, my mum has had a job offer in London, and we may be living in a flat there in a few months.

I thought I'd announce it to you lot, maybe the board when it is fully certain.
You are aware this thread is in OT, and anyone can read it, right? :)
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InnerBrat wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Attention Brits:
Soon I may be among you, my mum has had a job offer in London, and we may be living in a flat there in a few months.

I thought I'd announce it to you lot, maybe the board when it is fully certain.
You are aware this thread is in OT, and anyone can read it, right? :)
Yes, but I figured the odds of that was less than if I made a thread, though of course I may be wrong.
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Well, I saw it. Welcome to the dark side- bring your galoshas.
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
antitrek wrote:Im going to Hunt you down then! Torbay is far better than Exteter and Plymouth put togther!!!

THAT IS NOT TORBAY!!


thats newton abbot! :P

wrong county !
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I wonder if it's worth thinking about an EBC forum? I dont see that it would be particularly necessary, as 90% of things discussed on the board arent really dependant on where you come from - it's just every now and then there's something I want to post that really would only make sense to a UK or possibily european reader.
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i agree!

i mean half the things we brits talk about , really would not make sense to some americans or aussies... (no offence meant..) :D


of course if it were people from countrys who we used to control..... :lol: :lol:
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well, we need a board were we can get away with bashing the americans and canadians and aussies ETC with impunity MUHAHAHAH!! :twisted:
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I may have a cunnning plan to save my self 100 quid on air fare. My sister still has 2 un-used airplane tickets from when Big Brother wanted her on the junior show, they are still valid but we need to consult with the travel agent she booked them through. If they are i'm comming with more beer money than expected.
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EBC forum is worth looking into, as long as it wouldn't be a spam-fest beyond reason no reason we shouldn't have one I can think of.
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antitrek wrote:THAT IS NOT TORBAY!!


thats newton abbot! :P

wrong county !
Newton Abbot is like 2 miles difference and who cares, they're all inffected by the same sickening disease! ESPECIALY Paignton!
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What exactly are we planning on doing, when we get there btw?
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Drink. And maybe see a few sights and if LP gets his way, go clothes shopping *shudder*
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Zac Naloen wrote:well, we need a board were we can get away with bashing the americans and canadians and aussies ETC with impunity MUHAHAHAH!! :twisted:
You can do that anywhere, even make a thread about it. :D

Always time for a good Brit-bashing. :D
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Gandalf wrote:
Zac Naloen wrote:well, we need a board were we can get away with bashing the americans and canadians and aussies ETC with impunity MUHAHAHAH!! :twisted:
You can do that anywhere, even make a thread about it. :D

Always time for a good Brit-bashing. :D
IF that's a euphamis for something else, i'm all for it. :D
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Rye wrote:What exactly are we planning on doing, when we get there btw?
Drinkin mostly.

I wanna go to the Tate Modern, and I think LP does too.
Most museums are free, and if you wanna see the sights, there's the North Bank walk (Pimlico to Trafalgar Square)
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Rye wrote: *snip map*

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Ahahaha, Man-chester
come on, how old are you? :roll:
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you can never be to old :P for a joke :roll:
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antitrek wrote:you can never be to old :P for a joke :roll:
Say that to a dead man who died of old age, or laughing and old age.
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how can i? :wink:

Unless Mr Cheese has been using His voodoo again... :lol:
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Gandalf wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Attention Brits:
Soon I may be among you, my mum has had a job offer in London, and we may be living in a flat there in a few months.

I thought I'd announce it to you lot, maybe the board when it is fully certain.
You are aware this thread is in OT, and anyone can read it, right? :)
Yes, but I figured the odds of that was less than if I made a thread, though of course I may be wrong.
Yeah, no one outside of the British Isles reads anything in this thread. :twisted:
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Tsyroc wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:You are aware this thread is in OT, and anyone can read it, right? :)
Yes, but I figured the odds of that was less than if I made a thread, though of course I may be wrong.
Yeah, no one outside of the British Isles reads anything in this thread. :twisted:
Phew, that's a relief, I thought we'd been rumbled...
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I would submit the 'Man-chester' doesn't even count as a joke, just a misplaced hyphon.
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