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No matter how many times you try and warn people, why does stupid things like this happen!

Don't look if easly offended
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *breaks down sobbing*
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I hope somebody got arrested for that :evil:
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They shall BURN for that travesty!
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could someone post what's in the picture? I'm on a school computer at the moment and don't want to risk a teacher looking over my shoulder at an inopportune moment.......
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It's not that bad, it's only blue...still....
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*clicks the link*

Remind me again how this warrants a "MATURE CONTENT" warning? :?
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Talk about alchohol abuse.
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It never even had a chance! it was such a young case too. . . .*sniffs*
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Shadow WarChief wrote:*clicks the link*

Remind me again how this warrants a "MATURE CONTENT" warning? :?
You should be of legal drinking age. ;)
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ARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

They will pay, oh yes thay shall all pay, no-one breaks a case of Canadian beer and gets away with it...my operatives are swooping down on them as we speak.
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What you don't see just outside the frame is a Russian tank about to blow their dumb asses to bits, then use a dozer blade to dig up the beer-saturated ground and recover the beer from it.
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For great justice,The blue will be avenged!
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Wasting beer is a great tragedy, especially when you consider all the sober children in Africa.
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Who cares it was just crap excuse for a beer.

Now if it had been some quality beer THEN it is a tragedy!
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Faram wrote:Who cares it was just crap excuse for a beer.

Now if it had been some quality beer THEN it is a tragedy!
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Faram wrote:Who cares it was just crap excuse for a beer.

Now if it had been some quality beer THEN it is a tragedy!
it's a waste of alcohol any way you slice it. and everybody knows that wasting alcohol makes baby jesus cry.
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Darth_Zod wrote:it's a waste of alcohol any way you slice it. and everybody knows that wasting alcohol makes baby jesus cry.
Naah

The only waste is brewing that carp. The ingredients for brewing that could been used to brew some quality stuff.

Go ask the Danes or the Germans on how to make good beer.
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:evil: Too bad all the worlds beer couldn't share a similar fate.

BTW, I hate beer. Tastes disgusting. And most people's behavior when ingesting it is also disgusting.

I say destroy the entire world's existing supply of beer.

Here, have a glass of juice. If life is too boring for you without beer, here's a gun too. :evil:
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Oh my God, Walper and I share the same opinion on alcohol...
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Robert Walper wrote::evil: Too bad all the worlds beer couldn't share a similar fate.

BTW, I hate beer. Tastes disgusting. And most people's behavior when ingesting it is also disgusting.

I say destroy the entire world's existing supply of beer.

Here, have a glass of juice. If life is too boring for you without beer, here's a gun too. :evil:
Beer is a good thing,it shows you how others really are,they cannot hide the jerks inside.

and i too don`t like beer taste awful
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Robert Walper wrote::evil: Too bad all the worlds beer couldn't share a similar fate.

BTW, I hate beer. Tastes disgusting. And most people's behavior when ingesting it is also disgusting.

I say destroy the entire world's existing supply of beer.

Here, have a glass of juice. If life is too boring for you without beer, here's a gun too. :evil:
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[size=0]actually i don't really care for beer all that much, but it's still alcohol and a waste of the said substance[/size]
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Robert Walper wrote::evil: Too bad all the worlds beer couldn't share a similar fate.

BTW, I hate beer. Tastes disgusting. And most people's behavior when ingesting it is also disgusting.

I say destroy the entire world's existing supply of beer.

Here, have a glass of juice. If life is too boring for you without beer, here's a gun too. :evil:
Do you have some kind of pompous gene that compels you to waste bandwith on this crap? I don't like mayonaise, but I don't run around the fucking Internet proclaiming an anti-mayonaise jihad, offering people bottles of ketchep, and suggesting they kill themselves if they can't live without it.
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Hey, I'm 15 and have never drank- I couldn't tell you if I like it or not, so obviously my resposne is made without knowledge.
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