Secret Gnome Sellout Found!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-01-27 07:44pm

Travelocity: Innocent Service, Or Evil Gnome Plot?

Travelocity. We've all heard of it. Now, however, they seem to have hired a gnome. The gnome has recently appeared in a commercial, which includes, among other things, a picture of the gnome in a hot tub with the phrase 'One is in danger of getting bubbles up one's whoopsidaisey'. An innocent phrase? So it seems. But crack Black Mage decrypters have discovered this really means 'Fund the next seven seasons of Enterprise.' Fight the menace. Fight the Gnomes!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-27 07:49pm

I saw that commercial, and it clearly shows that Stages 7 and 8 of our operation are going as planned. We're managing to sneak nonsense words into the everyday person's vocabulary (who did you think starting blin-bling) to turn them into blithering idiots ripe for conquest. Stage 8 entails getting gnomes into high positions of authority in travel companies, allowing our secret shock troops to use budget airlines to hit major targets, and save money. If you've read that, gnomes are now en route to stab out your eyes with gardening implements (what, you think you lost that trowel in the garden?), and Mr. Nitram, we'd like a word alone with you.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-27 08:31pm

The Clan stands ready to purge this evil from SDN!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-27 08:49pm

I got "Be sure to drink your oviltine." From that message...

But I was never a very good message cracker.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-27 08:51pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:I got "Be sure to drink your oviltine." From that message...

But I was never a very good message cracker.

That is possibly the funniest movie in the world.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-27 08:53pm

Vertigo1 wrote:The Clan stands ready to purge this evil from SDN!

HAB MX silos are hot and standing by.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-01-27 08:57pm

You can never purge us HAHAHAHA

Unless you ban us for life.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-27 08:59pm

Agent Fisher wrote:You can never purge us HAHAHAHA
Unless you ban us for life.

Thanks for giving us the idea.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-27 09:43pm

Agent Fisher wrote:You can never purge us HAHAHAHA

We shall see Mr. Fisher....we shall see!

*camera pans to a group of gargoyles flying overhead holding small white furry objects*

me: Alight....time for some fun!

*the white furry objects are deposited on the ground and the gargoyles climb the nearest tree for lift to get the hell out of there*

*Camera zooms in on the furry objects to reveal that they are cute little white rabbits*

me: That should take care of them.

And unlike the previous breed, these are invulnerable to a certain grenade.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-27 09:46pm

Hopefully, your plan is foiled. I'll never like you gnomes ever since you meanies kicked me out of SEGNOR for not contributing!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-01-27 11:13pm

I just saw one of those commercials for the first time a little while ago. Cute.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 01:21am

Rogue Squadron prepped and ready. Where do you need the airstrikes? Well, okay, so its just me. Still, one Rogue's better than nothing.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-28 01:36am

The Aliens wrote:I saw that commercial, and it clearly shows that Stages 7 and 8 of our operation are going as planned. We're managing to sneak nonsense words into the everyday person's vocabulary (who did you think starting blin-bling) to turn them into blithering idiots ripe for conquest. Stage 8 entails getting gnomes into high positions of authority in travel companies, allowing our secret shock troops to use budget airlines to hit major targets, and save money. If you've read that, gnomes are now en route to stab out your eyes with gardening implements (what, you think you lost that trowel in the garden?), and Mr. Nitram, we'd like a word alone with you.

FOOL! you don't give out the FAKE plans! be a real villen and give out the real plan...

Which is to give out cookies to all the world for free, but imkect the cookies with nano-size explosives that will detonate and ruin the WORLD!

HA HA HA HA HA!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2004-01-28 01:55am

Did somebody say gnomes?

you guys need to go read Gnome Hunter pretty badly.

Now I, Fanboy, must be off to butcher Gnomes wholesale!

*Draws the Boat Oar*

Mitththrawnurododo can't use Admin powers on this board BWahahaha!

*sets off to butcher Gnomish Redshirt soldiers*

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 12:13pm

The Gnomes stand ready... watch your gardens very carefully...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 12:52pm

Target sighted. Engaging. *Strafes the gnomes.*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 01:24pm

i find it highly doubtful gnomes are resilient against Gundams. *fires up 'acquisitioned' Gundam Heavyarms Custom*

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-01-28 01:28pm

*views this thread and the wierdos particpating*

If you all believe Fanboy's propaganda, you're more foolish than we thought. Aliens, nice bit of disinformation. Keep it up!

And Gundams? Ha! *goes back to plotting the eventual SEGNOR domination of the known (and unknown) universe*

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-28 02:04pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i find it highly doubtful gnomes are resilient against Gundams. *fires up 'acquisitioned' Gundam Heavyarms Custom*

Don't make me Orange Star your ass, because i will.

<Yells to HAB-tapped lines> "Look! A mech, and it's yelling it can take tanks on! Aim for the legs!"

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 02:08pm

this of course assumes that the said tank can target a gundam faster than its mobility is capable of. did i mention that Heavyarms Custom has an assload of firepower that'd make a tank blush?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-28 02:08pm

*Sits back in his lawn chair and eats his popcorn* Silly gnomes, ruling the universe is for tall people...

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-28 02:14pm

Excellent, our poisoned popcorn supplies are being bought in all peanut-galleries sector-wide!

"What about the peanuts, sir?"

Damn! Poison those too!

How close are the HAB tanks to those giant walking monstrosities that could be easily replaced with either helicopters/tanks/starfuries?

"I'm bad at gauging distances, sir, but that big walking <snort> thing should be in their kill radius within moments. And we know how the HAB are with their targetting mechanisms...if they don't hit first time, use a bigger shell!"

Muwahahahaha!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-28 02:19pm

Good thing I get my Popcorn from the Boy Scouts, who are an organization for up and coming HAB members. And it's a really good thing I covered it with my patented 'Evil Butter'.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 02:19pm

That does it. Release the mobile doll units! Center fire on puny grounded tanks. and. . .uhhm, begin hijacking beer trucks! enough numbers and we can take em. not like we have to worry about pilots with automated mobile dolls. just point and kill! ahaha, ahahahahaha!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-28 03:06pm

Snort laugh,

this is good after the last 24 hours....

feeling better, so how are those NAzgul doing?