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Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-27 06:33pm

RedImperator wrote:
Robert Walper wrote: Too bad all the worlds beer couldn't share a similar fate.

BTW, I hate beer. Tastes disgusting. And most people's behavior when ingesting it is also disgusting.

I say destroy the entire world's existing supply of beer.

Here, have a glass of juice. If life is too boring for you without beer, here's a gun too.
Do you have some kind of pompous gene that compels you to waste bandwith on this crap? I don't like mayonaise, but I don't run around the fucking Internet proclaiming an anti-mayonaise jihad, offering people bottles of ketchep, and suggesting they kill themselves if they can't live without it.

Maybe someone he known was killed by a fucking drunk driver,thats enough to make you hate beer

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-01-27 06:38pm

Montcalm wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Robert Walper wrote: Too bad all the worlds beer couldn't share a similar fate.

BTW, I hate beer. Tastes disgusting. And most people's behavior when ingesting it is also disgusting.

I say destroy the entire world's existing supply of beer.

Here, have a glass of juice. If life is too boring for you without beer, here's a gun too.
Do you have some kind of pompous gene that compels you to waste bandwith on this crap? I don't like mayonaise, but I don't run around the fucking Internet proclaiming an anti-mayonaise jihad, offering people bottles of ketchep, and suggesting they kill themselves if they can't live without it.
Maybe someone he known was killed by a fucking drunk driver,thats enough to make you hate beer

Or maybe he's a pompous jackoff. I've seen the exact same self-important mouth farts in threads about marijuana, as well.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-01-27 07:36pm

at least they gave the beer a funeral. most people wouldn´t even be as decent as that.
RWs reaction is weird indeed. kind of like a fundies reaction when they hear about someone being an atheist. lots of people like beer. doesn´t mean you have to drink it.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-27 08:26pm

Robert Walper wrote: Too bad all the worlds beer couldn't share a similar fate.

BTW, I hate beer. Tastes disgusting. And most people's behavior when ingesting it is also disgusting.

I say destroy the entire world's existing supply of beer.

Here, have a glass of juice. If life is too boring for you without beer, here's a gun too.

Looks like someone will die a virgin.....(thank goodness)

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-27 08:28pm

I salute you, fallen warriors of the Blue.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-27 08:52pm

I too detest beer. But nontheless I feel their pain. (If a case of Coke went like that I'd be inconsolable.)

So long noble ale, we hardly knew thee.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-27 09:03pm

BTW i noticed that when someone walks with a glass of milk or other non-alcoholic beverage,if they trip on something they`ll spill the whole content on the floor.

but take a guy with a beer mug in his hand,he`ll do some impresive acrobatic maneuver wich will save the beer.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-27 09:05pm

We shouldn't cry over spilt beer.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-01-27 10:52pm

It's only Labatt Blue, it's not that big of a deal. Now if were a case of Alexander Keith's I'd be seriously upset. Not only is Keith's a far superior beer, it's also brewed in my home province and most importantly the founding brewmaster (Alexander Keith) has the same birthday as me.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-01-27 11:21pm

On the one hand, it's Canadia beer. On the other hand, it's Canadian beer that is promoted and sold in the USA, so it can't be all that great.

(Everyone knows the Canadians keep their best stuff inside the country to make Americans have to cross the border to get it.}

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-01-28 01:08am

RedImperator wrote:Do you have some kind of pompous gene that compels you to waste bandwith on this crap? I don't like mayonaise, but I don't run around the fucking Internet proclaiming an anti-mayonaise jihad, offering people bottles of ketchep, and suggesting they kill themselves if they can't live without it.

Oh, that reminds me:

DIE MAYO DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-28 01:25am

Faram wrote:The only waste is brewing that carp. The ingredients for brewing that could been used to brew some quality stuff.

Go ask the Danes or the Germans on how to make good beer.

Ah, bless the Danes....*sits back drinking his lovely can of Carlsberg Export*

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2004-01-28 02:59am

Vertigo1 wrote:Looks like someone will die a virgin.....(thank goodness)

Im not sure Any amount of alcohol would help RW in this case.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-28 06:03am

Laird wrote:No matter how many times you try and warn people, why does stupid things like this happen!

Don't look if easly offended
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[Nelson]Ha ha![/Nelson]

Can you tell that I don't think much of beer?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-01-28 06:05am

I wouldn't piss on that beer if it was on fire.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-01-28 11:27am

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Looks like someone will die a virgin.....(thank goodness)
Im not sure Any amount of alcohol would help RW in this case.

...LOL....

Actually, I should point out that anyone who thinks alcohol is a requirement to get laid is in fact the sad case. Who needs alcohol for that? I sure as hell don't.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-01-28 11:53am

RedImperator wrote:
Robert Walper wrote: Too bad all the worlds beer couldn't share a similar fate.

BTW, I hate beer. Tastes disgusting. And most people's behavior when ingesting it is also disgusting.

I say destroy the entire world's existing supply of beer.

Here, have a glass of juice. If life is too boring for you without beer, here's a gun too.
Do you have some kind of pompous gene that compels you to waste bandwith on this crap?

I was unaware my opinion was a waste of bandwidth. I suppose yours isn't though, because you like beer, huh?

I don't like mayonaise, but I don't run around the fucking Internet proclaiming an anti-mayonaise jihad,

I'm not. I'm stating my opinion. Agree or disagree, I don't care. But I'm allowed the opinion. Apparently you think otherwise.

offering people bottles of ketchep, and suggesting they kill themselves if they can't live without it.

Actually, now that I think of it, yeah, someone actually killing them self because beer no longer exists would probably be a good thing. Anyone who's life is dependent upon alcohol in order for them to enjoy life or places alcohol on some sort of pedestal is a sad case in my opinion. Simply put, someone who cannot "live" without beer is a disgusting concept. Sure, you can love it, but my point was about those who cannot already live without it. I wasn't implying anyone who likes/loves beer should be shot.

When is the last time someone killed somebody driving after consuming mayonaise? When is the last time someone decided to beat the living shit out of their wife and kid after having a good ole bottle of mayonaise? When is the last time someone killed themselves because they consumed too much mayoniase and became stupid?

Your analogy is false. I dislike beer for very good reasons as opposed to simply personal taste, which is what your entire mayonaise arguement is.

To further refine my point, I don't dislike or discriminate against people who like or love beer. Hell, my best friends love the shit. I don't, and I hate the large negative affects it has upon society. You know, like addiction, drunk driving, inducing stupidity, etc. Frankly, let's say I had the power to actually destroy the entire existence of beer. I actually wouldn't do that. I'd rather let the majority decide whether it's kept around, despite fearing for my kids on the road, or fearing them becoming addicted to it, families being badly harmed by it's existence, etc.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-28 12:08pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I wouldn't piss on that beer if it was on fire.

oh yeah? well i once pissed beer on fire!

(inset the spanky is a moralistic turd comment here)

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-01-28 12:26pm

Where's the Russian Army when you need them?!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-29 12:14am

Darth Fanboy wrote:Im not sure Any amount of alcohol would help RW in this case.

LMFAO!

Thats just harsh dude. Funny as hell, but harsh!

Butterbean569 · Post by **Butterbean569** » 2004-01-29 01:25am

So much untapped potential

I love beer. It is great. Anyone who thinks otherwise must DIEEEE DIE DIE DIE

Unless you're a girl who doesn't like beer but likes hard shit...in that case I'll be glad to get ya a bottle of Bacardi. I love college

lol

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