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Funniest joke in the world

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This is suppose to be the funniest joke in the world... This scientist got paid millions of dollars to research it. I don't think it is even remotely funny. I think what the comedians say about the joke at the bottom of the page is funnier than the joke

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I thought it was pretty funny.
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Post by Anarchist Bunny »

Wasn't unfunny, but it was not very funny, I've come up with better stuff in elementary.
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Post by salm »

yeah... harald schmidt went through this joke in his late night show. he was pretty funny, the joke itself was not.
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Funniest joke in the world? Hardly.

Funny jokes are like this:

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Post by Alferd Packer »

Here's a funnier joke than that:

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, if you throw it hard enough.
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Post by Master of Ossus »

I think its pretty funny, but the best joke in the world? Come on.
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Post by Stormbringer »

It's one of those that you chuckle at but not really laugh. Definetly not the funniest joke in the world.
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Post by neoolong »

Might have something to do with differences in culture. It is supposed to be the funniest joke in the world, not just the U.S. or Britain. Then again I still don't think its the funniest joke in the world even considering that.

I think a funnier joke is the fact that a guy got millions of dollars and this was the best he could come up with. Or the one where a guy called for a hooker and it was his daughter, oh wait that really happened.
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neoolong wrote:I think a funnier joke is the fact that a guy got millions of dollars and this was the best he could come up with. Or the one where a guy called for a hooker and it was his daughter, oh wait that really happened.
And had a heart attack. And was divorced. Now that's comedy. The poor bastard.
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Post by Cal Wright »

I thought it was damned hillarious. Hey Shep, you gotta see this joke. Funniest damn thing you'll ever read!

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Post by TrailerParkJawa »

I thought the Hunter joke was funny, but not the funniest in the whole world.


I liked these two jokes funnier than the hunter joke.
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Post by Alyeska »

Everyone has their own favorite "funniest" joke, however most people can't agree on it. This particular joke just had the most votes. That might only be 2% of the population, but thats more then any of the jokes you think are funny. So yes, it is the funniest joke in the world. I rather like the #1 and the runner up. Not what I think are the funniest, but I like both of them.
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Go go Monty Python!
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Post by Vendetta »

The joke is that the 'funniest joke in the world' can only ever really be funny if it's done as a sketch on radio.

If it had been on the Goon Show, it would be funny.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

The funniest joke is so funny, it can't be told in it's entirety, because if it is, you'll laugh yourself to .

Considering how people are easily entertained these days, you could get anyone to laugh themself to if you say "penis" loud enough.
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