Crown wrote:...And there's Queensland. While any mention of God seems silly in a document defining a nation of half arsed sceptics, it is worth noting that God probably made Queensland, as its beautiful one day and perfect the next. Why he filled it with dickheads remains a mystery...
oi!
If it makes you feel any better Hethir, you can always say Melbourne is chock full of pure-bred chardonnay-sipping yuppies. I love you Melbourne... We're "livable" you see.
Not since I first heard Rodney Rude have I felt so patriotic.
Hehe
Although Melbourne is the most 'liveable' city, and we now own the GP so ...
Stirring stuff there, Crown. You said you didn't write it, so who did?
Can't say as I know I am afraid, one of my friends forwarded one of those 'mass-forward-almost-chain-mail-like' emails to me so ...
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
Crown wrote:...And there's Queensland. While any mention of God seems silly in a document defining a nation of half arsed sceptics, it is worth noting that God probably made Queensland, as its beautiful one day and perfect the next. Why he filled it with dickheads remains a mystery...
oi!
Well it's kinda true ... with schoolies week on I mean (not!) ...
Personally I like this one;
We come from many lands (although a few too many of us come from New Zealand), and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like.
Fits us Aussies perfectly (and our attitude about some sheep loving 'cousins'), wouldn't you say?
Η ζωή, η ζωή εδω τελειώνει!
"Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14" strap-on" - Masuka 'Dexter'
"Angela is not the woman you think she is Gabriel, she's done terrible things"
"So have I, and I'm going to do them all to you." - Sylar to Arthur 'Heroes'
Next, there's NSW, the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar, thin books read quickly and millions of dancing queens. Its capital Sydney has more queens than any other city in the world and is proud of it. Its mascots are Bondi lifesavers that pull their Speedos up their cracks to keep the left and right sides of their brains separate.
I'm don't drink coffee, I'm not gay and I don't wear speedos or go to the beach.
This proves I am indeed from Newcastle.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Hethrir wrote:Mate, the beach is part of my monthly life! No beach trip at least once a month = not cool.
I'm there maybe once a year. You're more likely to find me near a lake. Avg once every month.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Gandalf wrote:I'm there maybe once a year. You're more likely to find me near a lake. Avg once every month.
Jetskiing, tubing or fishing?
My dad is right into amateur sailing, occasionally I am shore rigging assistanec and amateur photography.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Gandalf wrote:My dad is right into amateur sailing, occasionally I am shore rigging assistanec and amateur photography.
cool, you'll have to post some pix!
They're 2.2mb a piece. Where could I host them?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Zaia wrote:
Damn, Vym, that's harsh! *sniffles and wipes eye*
Heya, my saying that by no means was meant to insinuate anything about you, apart from your unfortunate predicament.
Stofsk, I do miss it very much, as much for the place itself as for the friends I still have there. I hope to go back to work there for a couple of years, but it's very hard to get in as an American music teacher with no familial ties there.
Anyway, you're welcome.
Have you inquired about all immigration avenues? There's quite a few visa options that permit you to stay quite awhile.