New reality show: 'Littlest Groom'

theski · Post by **theski** » 2004-01-28 12:08pm

Think you've seen it all with reality shows?
Wait until Fox's "The Littlest Groom."

It's a reality show that's more than just a little, well, strange.

The wacky short-run series will have 12 female little people contestants competing for the affections of a 4-foot-5 bachelor.

FOX RULES>..!!!!!!! Dating for Midgets......

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainmen ... 9433c.html

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-01-28 12:11pm

...That's right, just when you think Fox can't POSSIBLY suck anymore...

WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MIDGET?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-28 12:13pm

That is so awesome.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-01-28 12:14pm

I honestly mean it when I say I don't know where they go down from here.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 12:15pm

Can you imagine a family of rednecks watching this? "Look, them thar girlies ain't much more higher than my riiiiifle." Also, this is further proof the gnomes are ready to launch an attack.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-28 12:27pm

(Bad joke time)You can`t get any lower than this.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-01-28 12:29pm

Ees dee leetle peeple!

And yes, Fox has hit the bottom of the bucket...again.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-01-28 01:03pm

From a guy who remembers wrestling in the seventies, let me tell you that midgets = ratings.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 01:55pm

i wonder if they're going to have a guest appearance from mini-me. . . .

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-01-28 02:03pm

FOX moves yet another step closer to midget porn.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-28 02:09pm

Does anyone else think this guy will end up being laughed at by the bitches who`ll be on that show,they`re all in it for the money the winning slut will recieve at the end,then bye bye Tiny Tim

Shaidar Haran · Post by **Shaidar Haran** » 2004-01-28 03:15pm

Nathan F wrote:Ees dee leetle peeple!

And yes, Fox has hit the bottom of the bucket...again.

Actually, I think they hit that with "Who Wants to be A Gold Digging Whore" aka "Joe Millionare." At this point they're well below the buttom of the bucket and are headed for China.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-01-28 03:35pm

I'm waiting for the FOX mockumentary, 'Is the World Actually Flat?' by the producers of 'Alien Autopsy' and 'Did We Really Land on the Moon?'

I'm giving us ten years maximum.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2004-01-28 05:36pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:FOX moves yet another step closer to midget porn.

Give it six months.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-28 09:26pm

Well, since for some reason, people find midgets funny, I'm sure this will be rated higher than if they had a man of normal height as the star of the show. And they're probably going to think of something dumber to retain their title of the champions of the giant limbo game (The lower you go, the high they think they're scoring) known as "competing reality TV shows".

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-01-28 11:28pm

They have found the lowest common denominater, and begun to dig.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-01-29 12:10am

Wow. That is all, folks.