Secret Gnome Sellout Found!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-28 03:08pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Snort laugh,

this is good after the last 24 hours....

feeling better, so how are those NAzgul doing?

The bastards are on another strike, insisting they aren't getting enough pay.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-28 03:30pm

SO how's the Sith lords of the court basketball team doing?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 04:37pm

Hey, hey, hey, we're supposed to be killing gnomes here. HAB! Gundam dudes! Knock it off until we've bumped off the gnomes, then get back on trying to trip mechas by ramming the legs (my idea, IIRC

).

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 04:41pm

good idea. maybe a temporary alliance for now then? at least until the gnomes are exterminated that is.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-28 04:41pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Hey, hey, hey, we're supposed to be killing gnomes here. HAB! Gundam dudes! Knock it off until we've bumped off the gnomes, then get back on trying to trip mechas by ramming the legs (my idea, IIRC ).

Well not quite, your idea was tripping tanks over.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-01-28 04:43pm

Oh, let's just end the silliness.

HADOKEN!

*insert gigantic, SFX-gobbling explosion, sending ceramic gnome bits everywhere*

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 04:50pm

Rye wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Hey, hey, hey, we're supposed to be killing gnomes here. HAB! Gundam dudes! Knock it off until we've bumped off the gnomes, then get back on trying to trip mechas by ramming the legs (my idea, IIRC ).
Well not quite, your idea was tripping tanks over.

No it wasn't, someone's misreading of my idea was tripping tanks over.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 07:28pm

Watches as army of gnomes continues forwards. We will not be stopped- we're everywhere

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2004-01-28 07:33pm

*A bony hand is laid on Captain Cyran's shoulder*
"LET ME HANDLE THIS"
*Walks into the gnomish lines scything down gnomes one at a time. Every last gnome near him.*

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 07:35pm

You may stop a few thousand, but the Secret Gnome Manufacturing Plant (TM) beneath Denver shall never run out of capacity! Arm the Gnome Laer (TM) and load the Gnomepedoes (TM)!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 07:37pm

maybe a voltekker blast'll stop 'em?

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2004-01-28 07:39pm

The Aliens wrote:You may stop a few thousand, but the Secret Gnome Manufacturing Plant (TM) beneath Denver shall never run out of capacity! Arm the Gnome Laer (TM) and load the Gnomepedoes (TM)!

"I AM THE REAPER MAN. EVERY SINGLE GNOME SHALL FEEL THE SYTHE"

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 07:40pm

*Hundreds of gnomes leap from catapults to blanket the nasty Engine of Destruction, gnawing away at it's vital bits until it falls over, crushing battalions on the way down. Gnomepedo strikes the site resulting in thermonuclear flash with a Treknobabble radiation that affects only non gnomes*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 07:44pm

problem with gnome technology? it always breaks down at a crucial instant.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2004-01-28 07:46pm

A Gnome's work is never done.

*Dons battle armor and steps of the dropship into the fray*

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 07:58pm

DGG- can you please approve my memebership into the SEGNOR? I applied ages ago and still haven't heard back...

*Fires Gnome Laser at emplacements of Black Mages, resulting in gnomes appearing out of the ground amred with garden implements*

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-01-28 08:00pm

*sighs* Launch the Gunships, prepare the Rites of Binding.

*Dozens of Steam powered GunBuster Gunships launch, their dual 5 meter beam gatlings adding devastating barrages to their massive beam cannon, dual blaster repeaters and double barrel PD turrets. Oh and the rockets. THe dwarves begin a Rite of Binding to use against Death, the vessel being a small dachsund* Oh boy....

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-28 08:08pm

Darth_Zod wrote:problem with gnome technology? it always breaks down at a crucial instant.

Rye: "Did he just say what i think he said?"

Sensors officer: "Well what do you think he said?"

Rye: "Never mind, it was unlikely he was talking about that equipment. Just do a "precise" CSL attack on his local area."

An orange trickle pisses out of the CSL, carried along ions and a million unseen reactions take place, resulting in a white hot orb of citrus so sour it causes the clouds it passes to rain acid rain so deadly, it burns the skins of all non-gnome combatants, burning mecha to scrap metal (not much change there then) and the skin off the faces of the BMs, leaving only 2 glowing eyes in blacknes- oh wait..er...yeah, it hurts them too, somehow.

The section of planet Darth_Zod was stood upon is evaporated in a hollow tube which reaches several miles down, as he stumbles around, sucking his lips into his face at the extremesourness attack.

Rye: "Is that an anthropomorhphic personifaction of Death I see?"

Sensors: "Looks that way sir, we're setting up the octagram and mouse blood right now on the nearby asteroids."

Rye: "Eccelenté! You're so clever, you know that?"

Sensors: "Aww thanks, Rye."

Rye: "Oh by the way, flatten that fleet please."

<The millions of CTL turrets on the sides of the Orange Star erupt into an ecstatic sour mess all over the invading fleets, causing massive disarray and confusion>

EDIT:

Rye: OH shit, i forgot Tasoth joined us! Fucksocks! Despatch the medical ships!!"

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2004-01-28 08:11pm

Rye wrote:Rye: "Is that an anthropomorhphic personifaction of Death I see?"

Sensors: "Looks that way sir, we're setting up the octagram and mouse blood right now on the nearby asteroids."

Rye: "Eccelenté! You're so clever, you know that?"

Sensors: "Aww thanks, Rye."

"OH BUGGER"
*Concentrates on not being Death*
"I HOPE THIS WORKS..."

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 08:15pm

Gnomercy! *Strafes the gnomepedo launchers.*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 08:16pm

ack! curse your CSL technology! thankfully i have boom-tube tech borrowed from the JLA watchtower to transport out my personal gundam and a few of my top lieutenants. and now, to call in ze reinforcements!

*summons an army of venomoid spider crabs, and his own personal superman clone* HA! now to have the bio-technological weapons take on the gnomes. i wonder if i can mix gnome DNA with superman's DNA to make him impervious to the CSL .. . .

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-01-28 08:27pm

*sidles into the Gnome-Making Plant under Denver*

*sidles out, having turned it into a Black Mage-making plant under Denver*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 08:30pm

perhaps it's time i called in my army of squirrels as well. bwahahaha.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 08:32pm

*Battalions of Gnomes land from the moon, having been sent there in the early sixties as part off extending gnome-kinds reach into the stars. Leap out of gunships firing massive clumps of sod, loaded with high explosive and firing the World's Largest Garden Hoe (TM) at the assembled spider crabs. Gnomes begin beaming down with Tactical Rake Launchers (TM) and begin to rain down a hail of garden implements as well as atomizer rays at the Black Mages positions.*

"Ensign, commence operations at the Martial Gnome plant. Ready the Heavy-Super-Dee-Duper-Really-Big-and-Painful-Ray (TM)."

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 08:33pm

*battalions of secret squirrel revolutionaries move into position, preparing to gnaw the gnomes to pieces* charrrge!