ATTN ALL: I am Luke Skywalker....

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-01-28 02:40pm

...or someone else with an equally absurdly strong character shield.

Five people at work got fired....except me. Despite me being a total
newbie. With two months of experience with the company and electrical
work total.

And of course the latest happenings on the board.

It just looks like I took a swim in a tank of horse shit and came
out smelling like Chanel so far....I have this insanely strong
character shield it seems in both IRL and Online.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 02:41pm

maybe the 5 other people were simply getting paid more?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-01-28 02:41pm

Darth_Zod wrote:maybe the 5 other people were simply getting paid more?

I ain't complainin

Shaidar Haran · Post by **Shaidar Haran** » 2004-01-28 03:12pm

It's more likely, especially if it's mostly unskilled labor, that they simply axed the guys that cost them the most. I take it your jobs not union so there's nothing to stop them.

You don't have a character sheild, you're just the cheapest schlub on the job.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-01-28 03:16pm

MKSheppard wrote:...or someone else with an equally absurdly strong character shield.

Five people at work got fired....except me. Despite me being a total
newbie. With two months of experience with the company and electrical
work total.

And of course the latest happenings on the board.

It just looks like I took a swim in a tank of horse shit and came
out smelling like Chanel so far....I have this insanely strong
character shield it seems in both IRL and Online.

Congratulations, also, why do you have Chevy Chase in your avatar?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-28 03:20pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:maybe the 5 other people were simply getting paid more?
I ain't complainin

You will when they get an illegal immigrant,who`ll cost them much less than you.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-01-28 03:29pm

Darth_Zod wrote:maybe the 5 other people were simply getting paid more?

Not anymore they aren't

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-28 03:36pm

Lord Pounder wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:maybe the 5 other people were simply getting paid more?
Not anymore they aren't

hence the use of the past tense.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-01-28 03:45pm

Shaidar Haran wrote: I take it your jobs not union so there's nothing to stop them.

No, I'm union

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-28 07:09pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:Congratulations, also, why do you have Chevy Chase in your avatar?

I don't think that's him.

Congrats Shep. To test this shield you could go hang out with Steve Irwin.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-01-28 07:13pm

His Divine Shadow wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:...or someone else with an equally absurdly strong character shield.

Five people at work got fired....except me. Despite me being a total
newbie. With two months of experience with the company and electrical
work total.

And of course the latest happenings on the board.

It just looks like I took a swim in a tank of horse shit and came
out smelling like Chanel so far....I have this insanely strong
character shield it seems in both IRL and Online.
Congratulations, also, why do you have Chevy Chase in your avatar?

That's Lieutenant Viktor Ivanovich Belenko, a Soviet pilot who defected to the United States, taking his MiG with him.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 07:36pm

Character shields own- I work at a summer camp and I'm always the last to drop (they fire the Counsellors randomly to keep us on our toes- we're non-unionized minors so they can do what the fuck the want with us.)

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-01-28 08:09pm

The Aliens wrote:Character shields own- I work at a summer camp and I'm always the last to drop (they fire the Counsellors randomly to keep us on our toes- we're non-unionized minors so they can do what the fuck the want with us.)

How does this work?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 08:17pm

Straha wrote:
The Aliens wrote:Character shields own- I work at a summer camp and I'm always the last to drop (they fire the Counsellors randomly to keep us on our toes- we're non-unionized minors so they can do what the fuck the want with us.)
How does this work?

It doesn't, why? That's the dumbest system I've ever heard of. Form a union! On the double!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 08:33pm

Well, I exaggerate. We have people that do random really stupid things (I'm sure you've heard of why not to run with scissors) in front of the little kids, and since safety is a massive concern with 4-year olds, we have a high turnover rate. They don't randomly fire people, though generally every week we lose one or two C.I.T's.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-28 08:38pm

Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-01-28 08:40pm

aerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.

You`re still alive,but for how long

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-01-28 09:40pm

aerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.

::while Aerius flaunts, Straha slips behind him and replaces his testicles with spam::

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-01-28 11:13pm

aerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.

Only because the poison has not taken effect...

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-01-28 11:47pm

aerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.

Dude, is every other post you make bragging about getting some? And quite frankly I'm a bit taken aback by your attitude, particularly with your admitted liberal interpretations and statements elsewhere.

And just man-to-man: I'd watch about putting this stuff right here on OT if I were you.

Maybe I'm dumb, but I see bad things coming from this if you and jmac don't see eye-to-eye on some of the things you've said. Just a recommendation. I don't think you'd want drama right on the front page of a forum either.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-01-28 11:57pm

Illuminatus, are you trying to outdo Spanky?

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-01-29 12:06am

MKSheppard wrote:Illuminatus, are you trying to outdo Spanky?

No, the man could be a street-walking pimp for all I would care, but I'm concerned for his sake and general civility if jmac is upset...

Personal conflicts manifested on the board would be ugly.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-01-29 12:06am

aerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.

I think you should stop bragging about that.

And congrats, Shep, that's really, REALLY good news, especially considering this less-than-stellar job market. Yay!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-29 12:17am

aerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.

I am quite frankly amazed. Most girls I know would have smacked you, hit her sister (if she's older) or screamed at her (if younger), and dumped you on the spot.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-29 12:26am

aerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.

Until she gets home.

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