Favorite away message?

[Anarchist Bunny]

I've always liked the simplicity of "SHIT! NINJAS!"

LOL, I haven't come across that one before. Probably will nick from you.

Kickass. Thats one I came up on my own, or got from somebody and forgot that I got it from somebody and thusly infered that I came up with it on my own.

[Rogue 9]

Well, I use this one.

I'll be back when I am back, so talk to you then, because I can't talk when I am not here. So when I get back here I can talk but until then I won't be here, so I can't talk, or type for that matter, to you at least, unless there, which is where I am, has a computer. But that's beside the point because I am talking about now, being here and here is not there, so it wouldn't be possible to talk from here because I would be there and not here.. so I could talk to you from there but it wouldn't be here unless I appear to be there and it might become here, but that is impossible because they would have to be in different places or else they wouldn't be able to be different spots, so there couldn't be here or the entire space time thing would be wrong and do you understand that I can't talk?

[aphexmonster]

My personal favorite is one i made up all by myself

I am away from my computer right now.

[IndustrialNoise]

I'm not here right now. Well, right now I am, like when I'm typing this, which is now. Which is then, becuase you're reading this now, which is later, once i finish typing this. Which would be then. AHHHH!

There are three types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't.

But I usually just use "Be right back" or something like that.

[Agent R]

Original or not, I mostly use these two:

"Multi-tasking: I can ignore and insult you at the same time!"

"Silence is golden, and if you want to talk to me, you're already in debt"

[His Divine Shadow]

I have some weird ones:
"Away - Killing trees" dunno why I have that
"On Fire - Getting water" ermmm

Just gibberish.

[DPDarkPrimus]

I use a couple that I particularly like.

a haiku by Dasyati
LOLOL
ROFLMAO
STFU fag

I am not here. However, if you had not messaged me, then I would have been in an eternal state of both being here, and not being here. Thank you for freeing me from the hell-like atmosphere of limbo.

[Mayabird]

All of my away messages relating to school involve me pretending that I'm stuck in an RPG. Studying and homework are 'leveling up.' Tests are 'boss battles' and projects are 'sub-quests' (because my main quest is...the quest for knowledge!). My final battles (final exams) have the most annoying theme music ever; it's a techno-ed up remix of our Alma Mater with the marching band's lyrics and a chanting choir in the background. Be glad in only exists in my mind, for it is even more disturbing than it sounds.

Laugh if you must, but it makes me far more inclined to do my homework.

[Alyeska]

I'd make this into a poll, but there's no way I'd be able to fit even my relatively small selection of choice away messages into this, so what's your all-time favorite IM away message?

"Food is served. I will be back in a short while."

Unlike some strange people here, my away message reflect what I am actualy doing and that is the single most used away message when I leave my IM programs running.

[Shadowhawk]

Mine is currently "Sleeping or otherwise ignoring you."

DPDarkPrimus just inspired another one, though:
"By messenging me, you have collapsed my quantum waveform. I am no longer both here and away--only one state is possible. Guess what your observation resulted in."

[Rye]

"Away laying a mushroom cloud, motherfucker, motherfucker."

Doesn't quite fi the quote, with (what i see as) humourous consequences.

[Bob McDob]

Of all the away messages I've seen, my favorite is probably "Give that monkey a robotic arm!" or somesuch.

[His Divine Shadow]

Oh yes, this is a new one of mine:
"Take cover amongst the sixes, the showermachines are attacking!"
-Finnish military command for taking cover from incoming aircraft