Secret Gnome Sellout Found!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 08:36pm

*Gnomes began to shift positions, as they move to engage the squirrels. Dropships begin converging on squirrel positions, as the Third Alien Division begins firing tennis balls into the ranks of the Black Mages*

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2004-01-28 08:36pm

Darth_Zod wrote:perhaps it's time i called in my army of squirrels as well. bwahahaha.

*A messenger runs up to Darth_Zod*
"Message from the front sir! Send three and four pence, we're going to a dance!"

EDIT: late and mangled. What a pointless message.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 08:42pm

*Torpedoes the gnomes dropships.*

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-01-28 08:49pm

*whistles in a long drawn out manner* Order the GunBusters to Open fire. And speed up that damn binding spell!!!! *GunBuster is short for Gundam Buster. The deluge of fire from the gunships is so thick that it resembles nothing less then a wave of energy crashing down upon the mortified foes. Oh, and there are rockets*

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 08:55pm

Damn. Base, Rogue 9, I'm Winchester. Rogue 9 is RTB.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-28 09:00pm

(GAH! I'm late!)

High above the battlefield, aboard the G-SSD Wongite II Mitth`raw`nuruodo eyed the battle taking place. He chuckled. New blood. He had been observing the battle for only minutes, but he already saw some new players. Better then the standard Mage magical wank-fest, I guess.

"Shall we engage, sir?"

Mitth`raw`nuruodo looked up to find his bridge crew looking at him expectantly. After only a moment of consideration, he grinned and leaned back in his chair. "Fire at Will."

EDIT: to summarize that in the normal post format, *BDZ's the squirrels, the gundam, and just about anything else*

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-28 09:02pm

Crud. *Hits the throttle.* Man, I hate running out of torpedoes right before the capital ships show up.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-28 09:06pm

Meanwhile, somewhere in the distance, El Moose Monstero sits resplendant on his Battle Comode, when an aide brings news of a certain thread...

EMM: It's what? Well have they done anything about it... I see, well, tell the dress maker that if my dressing gown unravels the next time I wear it, there'll be trouble and a handful of zealous badgers to answer to.

Second aide comes in,

EMM: They're doing what? I see. Well, shall we go and snigger at them? Why not.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 09:57pm

"Sir, third and fourth Alien divisions are landing- we have our capital ships flanking the Gnome positions. We're making inroads against the squirrels, but I suggest we deploy the Really Big Gun (TM)." The aide's voice carried with it a small measure of nervousness- clearly the Really Big Gun (TM) was a force he did not wnat to unleash.

The Commander bared his death. "Very well, officer, target that Squirrel encampment at grid 33 by 12, and fire."

KABLAMMO.... squirrel bits rained down on The Aliens as they opened fire on the survivors, with the Gnomes providing cover fire.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-28 10:13pm

Takes a sip from the flexi straw stuck in his bottle of Pepsi as blasts fly over his head, whenever something comes near him it redirects around him and continues on it's merry way.

"Damn this is fun..."

(Aliens... ranks of Black Mages? Uh huh... there aren't ranks of Black Mages.)

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-28 10:15pm

Dramatic embillishment, my bad

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-01-29 01:14am

"Why must this always happen." says Fisher as he stands in the GIA War Command Center.

"What did we ever do to them?"

"Well anyway, release the GIA SpecOps troopers with orders to cause as much havoc as possible. I want any and all communication and supply lines hit."

*With that Fisher exits the thread.*

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-29 01:16am

Ace, once again late, arrives with his private fleet of armed mercaneries...

"Admiral, deploy your ships for athmospheric attack runs..."

The poor admiral (who wont live) "yes, SIR"

Streaking down by the hundreds, the private ships begen to rain down death, to the accompaniment oh the Helm Deep theme music blaring from the ships speakers.

Ace watchs all this and commands a officer "get me a ship, I need to link up to Mith, and send commends likewiz to all current battle field commanders in the area"

The advance secret thecnology transmitter is working overtime

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-29 01:22am

Captain_Cyran wrote: (Aliens... ranks of Black Mages? Uh huh... there aren't ranks of Black Mages.)

No, but BMs are pretty rank, har-de-har-har.

Rye: "What the hell is a rogue 9 anyway?"

Tactics: "Presumably their fleet designation, though it could be to do with the infamous numeric revolt of '69."

Rye: "Oh yes, i remember that, the numbers rioted, leaving physics and math majors across the known multiverse up a certain creek without a certain paddle. I remember hearing the reports of cannibalism among the numbers... 7 ate 9. Horrific." <Shakes head>

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-29 01:29am

Reluctantly gets involved with TGOD

activates slushie weapon, drowning gnomes in cherry+Licorish flavoured death.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-29 01:31am

While climbing on board the shuttle, Ace hears the news and commands

"Send everything you have on that BEAR!"

and sets off to meet with Mith

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-29 01:45am

*sorry the shuttle can not take off, you have 5 feet of slush covering everything.*

Don't worry the slushie machine has been used before against sheppard.

then just wait for the orbital ACME anvil strike.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-29 01:50am

"damn didnt know his cannon could reach to space...."
you must admit thats weird

Dozens on gnomes quickly clean the shuttle, as it once again launchs, and is on the way to the Gnome command center.

"drop some drones, we can't have them tracking us"

Yosemite, I suggest you look up ;D

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-01-29 01:55am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:(GAH! I'm late!)

High above the battlefield, aboard the G-SSD Wongite II Mitth`raw`nuruodo eyed the battle taking place. He chuckled. New blood. He had been observing the battle for only minutes, but he already saw some new players. Better then the standard Mage magical wank-fest, I guess.

"Shall we engage, sir?"

Mitth`raw`nuruodo looked up to find his bridge crew looking at him expectantly. After only a moment of consideration, he grinned and leaned back in his chair. "Fire at Will."

EDIT: to summarize that in the normal post format, *BDZ's the squirrels, the gundam, and just about anything else*

*easily avoids the weapons fire and reaches into pouch to reveal.....the pheonix gate!

"Desla grate moore' tempe et intervalia!"

*diappears in a ball of flame and appears several hours before the Gnome forces arrive*

*mentions where the gnome forces will arrive from and watches with glee as a fleet of Illnari Destroyers emerge out of the hypergate and enter orbit*

*hours later, Gnome forces arrive exactly as observed, and are quickly dispatched by the Illnari destroyers*

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-29 01:57am

Quite evil, but I can do better

*activates time matrix control box*
*goes back in time even further*

* And blasts Vertigo1 while hes waiting for the fleet*

Well, if we go into time travel, its not nice leaving the U.S out of it

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-29 02:00am

Lol

foolish gnomes....

Gaint cannon peaks out from Half dome

Now let's see what it will do to the Gnome space station.

poor gnomes, starting a battle with SDN's supplyer of all ACME products.

just see how well your army deals with martian weaposn.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-29 02:02am

The gnomish battlefleet, now under Ace's command, turns around ponduresly and evades the ACME weapons, while blowing huge peices out of the martien landscape

"You wont get any more supplies NOW!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-29 02:18am

Meanwhile Stephen Hawking rolled in with his Daleks. They think blasting this reality's Mars can stop my sources.

grumbles, *Taps logrus* summons more

once you learn about chaos and it's powers

whipes out the fleet with a mere choas shadow storm.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-29 04:19am

Argh, goes into temporal command center and restores a backup of the fleet as it was

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-29 05:29am

your forgetting being a chef from the courts of chaos helps, besides the ability to call in resources from other realities, the only problem with chaos is that it's unpredictable. *looks over at the potted plant sitting in Steven Hawking's Dalek*

shit! the improbability drive's are acting up again....