She's in Nepal.Rogue 9 wrote:I am quite frankly amazed. Most girls I know would have smacked you, hit her sister (if she's older) or screamed at her (if younger), and dumped you on the spot.aerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.
ATTN ALL: I am Luke Skywalker....
Moderator: Edi
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
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Re: ATTN ALL: I am Luke Skywalker....
Ah, pretty much like Chevy Chase then.Joe wrote:That's Lieutenant Viktor Ivanovich Belenko, a Soviet pilot who defected to the United States, taking his MiG with him.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who did not.
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MKSheppard
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ATTN ALL:
I FUCKING ROCK
I got my old job back at the same place it was before, just 15 minutes
from me, and get this:
The boss specifically asked if he could have me back!
YAY I FUCKING ROCK AND HAVE UBER CHARACTER SHIELDS! LOOK
OUT STEVE IRWIN!
*CHATTERS EXCITEDLY*
I FUCKING ROCK
I got my old job back at the same place it was before, just 15 minutes
from me, and get this:
The boss specifically asked if he could have me back!
YAY I FUCKING ROCK AND HAVE UBER CHARACTER SHIELDS! LOOK
OUT STEVE IRWIN!
*CHATTERS EXCITEDLY*
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Gandalf
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Which one is that from?His Divine Shadow wrote:Stop copying Chevy Chaseaerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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I'm just talking gibberish.Gandalf wrote:Which one is that from?His Divine Shadow wrote:Stop copying Chevy Chaseaerius wrote:Talk to me when you can cuddle in bed with your GF's sister, fondle her ass, and get away with it. Yes my GF knows about this, and yes I'm still alive.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who did not.
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Yeah you rock! Can I suck your dick?MKSheppard wrote:ATTN ALL:
I got my old job back at the same place it was before, just 15 minutes
from me, and get this:
The boss specifically asked if he could have me back!
YAY I FUCKING ROCK AND HAVE UBER CHARACTER SHIELDS! LOOK
OUT STEVE IRWIN!
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon,
you will be a minister of death, praying for war." - GySgt. Hartman
"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see." - GySgt. Hartman
you will be a minister of death, praying for war." - GySgt. Hartman
"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see." - GySgt. Hartman
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Get in line, buddy!GySgt. Hartman wrote:Yeah you rock! Can I suck your dick?MKSheppard wrote:ATTN ALL:
I got my old job back at the same place it was before, just 15 minutes
from me, and get this:
The boss specifically asked if he could have me back!
YAY I FUCKING ROCK AND HAVE UBER CHARACTER SHIELDS! LOOK
OUT STEVE IRWIN!
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who did not.
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MKSheppard
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Someone whose name starts with a D and ends with an L took allHis Divine Shadow wrote: Get in line, buddy!
the tickets to suck my dick. I guess I'll have to order up a new batch
of "now serving" tickets....after he finishes.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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MKSheppard
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And now I'm talking to a russian exchange student who's coming
over to maryland this summer on an exchange program!
God Damn my life just keeps getting better. Suck it down, all
you shep Haters, I'm on a fucking roll here!
over to maryland this summer on an exchange program!
God Damn my life just keeps getting better. Suck it down, all
you shep Haters, I'm on a fucking roll here!
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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