Secret Gnome Sellout Found!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-01-29 07:18am

*Chatters....forward my delphinic minions! Death to the gnomes!*

*hundreds of dolphins march out of the seas on their tail fins and proceed
to march towards wherever the fighting is occuring*

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-29 07:49am

From a nearby cliff top, next to a vicious looking quetzalcoatl, the Innerbrat observes the chaos, before deciding to radio in...

"Uh, Z, we have an issue. Tevar's mage escaped again"

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2004-01-29 10:20am

:::::::Secret command bunker::::

Aide: My lord, the Gnomes are at it again

Me: What? Here we go again. Prep the third and fourth assault fleets for launch immediatly

Aide: Yes m'lord

::::::::: Third and fourth assault fleets launch, emerge from hyperspace and start hammering the Gnomes from orbit:::::::

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-01-29 01:03pm

*watches the odds stack up. He stands from his command chair, the fire back in his eyes* Prep the Doomsday.

{But sir!!!!!}

DO IT!! What's the status on the Binding ritual?

[We're done sir!]

*with a burst of Cinnamon and Sugar, accompanied by a 21 kazoo salute, Death is now stuck in the body of a Dachsund Pup.*

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-29 01:12pm

*distracts the gnomes with his nearly naked mai shiranui avatar, and proceeds to have his squirrel battalions chomp them down one at a time* bwahahahah! the squirrel army and dolphins shall not be stopped!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-29 01:16pm

*Emerges from hyperspace.* Ten, you're with me, we take the starboard flank. Eleven, Twelve, break port. We'll sweep through and meet in the center to torpedo the gnome battlecruiser.

One and two flights, we're starting our approach. Feel free to join the party any time.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-29 01:21pm

Back on his battle comode, El Moose Monstero watches the chaos with faint amusement.

Aide: Sir, do you want me to get the smelling salts?
EMM: It was a turn of phrase *sigh* aides... tch...
Aide: Anyway sir, we're detecting gnomes, black mages, dolphins and squirrels, and some xenomorphs.
EMM: What do you expect? This is SD.Net...
Aide: But I thought the Squirrels were engaged in a civil war with the Monkeys?
EMM: Nah, that's been over for ages, they just cant match 'Daydream Believer' when it comes to top of the pops...
Aide: What about the Dolphins?
EMM: They chatter. Excitedly.
Aide: So do we really need to get involved?
EMM: Nah, but it's good practice and an opportunity for some jokes...
Aide: So why did we bring all those Long Range Penguin Launchers?
EMM: Good questions, why don't we let the Hit Badgers answer them.
Aide: Aieeeeeee, and other scared and buggered noises...
EMM: Good man.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-29 01:22pm

ARGH

Calls in reinforcments, and orders the ground troops to advance to tokyo.

Meanwhile in space, uses a secret A\AM weapon to gouge deep holes in EVERY SINGLE vector from the fleet, while using L\AL shields to protect the fleet.

"the power of darkstar is harnessed.... For GNOMISH MIGHT!"

All this while the fleet slowly withdraws, leaving a tiny part of it to slow down.

Ace sitting in Mith's command seat, orders these movements....

"we can't win this one... but they still have tokyo to deal with"

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-29 01:27pm

tokyo? hah! you would have to choose the most explosive city in existence! launch rent-a-zilla!

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-01-29 01:32pm

Darth_Zod wrote:tokyo? hah! you would have to choose the most explosive city in existence! launch rent-a-zilla!

True, I hope between the gnomish forces, Mecha forces defending the city, and the resident monster of the month (RMotM), tokyo will be eliminated as a Mecha haven, forcing them to set up shop somehwere else.

Even out of a defeat, the gnomes will triumph!

"MEEK! MEEK! HAIL GNOMAGE"

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-29 01:35pm

thrrp. another nifty feature about tokyo, no matter how many times you blow it up its always rebuilt within a month! that's where the disaster squad comes in to play!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-29 02:19pm

Watches as the Aliens and Gnomes begin to advance into Tokyo, along with fire support from the Heavy Garden Implement Cannon (TM).

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-29 02:20pm

I've locked onto their command transmissions. Designating target for torpedoes. *Fires.* Die, gnomes!

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-01-29 02:29pm

Can I spam, too?

Wheeeeee!

*Fires stuff at things*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-29 02:45pm

Ok Improbability drive full defense mode!

wait we only have a pub crawl 20000 Austrailian improbability drive.
It's reserves should be depleted from the three day weekenc
no problem *summons lots of booze*

all of a sudden mike wong appeared, this is silly, spammy and has gone on far too long.

and everything stopped and turned to normal

except for the denizens transformed into other organic things.

*The black mages transformed into bunnyys*
*The gnomes siddenly became mice*
*crown and the horsement were seen pouncing around and playing with catnip*
and in the distance a duck looked up at the improbability drive controls and said quack <opps>

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-29 06:07pm

You guys, this has no organization of any kind, all kinds of holes (Rouge 9, why emerge from hyperspace? you were already here), and... feh. It isn't as fun as it used to be. I respectfully withdraw.

Maybe, someday, one of these can be set up in a more structured form, but this is just spam.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-01-29 06:10pm

I have developed the perfect device to end the gnomes: The Rosie O'Donell-bot! Tests on humans have shown that they can only take 10 seconds of it, and I can expect gnomes to last even less. Am I too late? Doesn't matter anyway, a mod's going to lock this thread soo anyways.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2004-01-29 06:12pm

Can a mod lock this before More SPAM occurs.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-29 06:21pm

Mitth`raw`nuruodo wrote:You guys, this has no organization of any kind, all kinds of holes (Rouge 9, why emerge from hyperspace? you were already here), and... feh. It isn't as fun as it used to be. I respectfully withdraw.

Maybe, someday, one of these can be set up in a more structured form, but this is just spam.

I withdrew to get more torpedoes.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2004-01-29 06:25pm

Rogue 9 wrote:I withdrew to get more torpedoes.

*mumbles something unintelligible*

I was just pointing you out because yours was the latest post that didn't seem right. There's others. And this is all still spam.

We need a Gnome/Black Mage STGOD guys, with rules and the like. Someday, someday....

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-29 06:30pm

Got a board you might be able to use. But it'd have to stay in the one miscellaneous forum. We can't have stuff not using our ruleset in the main roleplaying forums. PM me for a link. I won't put it up here. Too many lurking trolls.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-01-29 06:49pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Got a board you might be able to use. But it'd have to stay in the one miscellaneous forum. We can't have stuff not using our ruleset in the main roleplaying forums. PM me for a link. I won't put it up here. Too many lurking trolls.

On board the command ship Second Chance RogueIce surveys the chaos.

"Ah, Rogue Nine, but we already have our own. And speaking of which..."

The Second Chance departs with all Gnomish fleet units to rejoin the battle against Ice.

How did we get from hyperspacing there to this? Hm, must be those damn grav wells again...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-01-29 07:29pm

Quack!, Quack, Quack, quack-quack

<you did notice that the improbabilty drive turned all of the gnomes into mice, all of the supermods and horsemen into cats, me into a duck, and I think most of the BOTM are now actual chimps with computers>

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-01-29 09:36pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok Improbability drive full defense mode!

wait we only have a pub crawl 20000 Austrailian improbability drive.
It's reserves should be depleted from the three day weekenc
no problem *summons lots of booze*

all of a sudden mike wong appeared, this is silly, spammy and has gone on far too long.

and everything stopped and turned to normal

except for the denizens transformed into other organic things.

*The black mages transformed into bunnyys*
*The gnomes siddenly became mice*
*crown and the horsement were seen pouncing around and playing with catnip*
and in the distance a duck looked up at the improbability drive controls and said quack <opps>

*Cyran is now Bun Bun... you're all fucked.*

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-29 09:41pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Quack!, Quack, Quack, quack-quack

<you did notice that the improbabilty drive turned all of the gnomes into mice, all of the supermods and horsemen into cats, me into a duck, and I think most of the BOTM are now actual chimps with computers>

Ah, excellent. Nothing about fighter pilots.

*Leaves before the thing goes off again. Huzzah for shields.*