Oh but some are beyond the stage that they don't know how to use the PC, they don't WANT to know and they think they'll NEVER know, and yes I have had quite a few, since I work in a computer shop and also occasionally fix PCs, which I am going to stop doing BECAUSE of those lamers that keep on comming to the shop and calling me at home because of the most insane 'problems'. Let me give you a few:
I feel your pain, try working as a sysadmin for a midsized company...
But no one dars call me at home, I am a consultant and happely answes questions from home and bill them afterwars.
Last time somone did that I debited 10 000skr for 2h work on a Sunday answering question on howto install a game on his personal computer.
A man bought a racing wheel. He came to us complaining he had plugged it in, and when he pressed the start button on the wheel, the computer didn't do anything.
that's the PS2 sickness
Another lady came and said: "I cannot install the game, it wants me to put the next disk in the CD-ROM drive, but I only got a DVD-drive"
Pexplain to her that a DVD can read CD and if she looks dumbfolded just debit her for the work, easy gigs is hard to come buy nowdays.
People trying to remove scratches from their CD's with toothpaste.
People emailing me if we were SELLING patches for the Atlantis game.
(I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft introduces a monthly fee if you want to download patches)
Burn it on a CD and sell the CD.
We saying the person should download his latest videocard drivers. Him replying "Why doesn't it do that automatically?"
Because he ain't correctly connected to da net. Show him da windowsupdate and the drivers tab, Happy customer and more cash for you.
GRRR! It wouldn't surprise me if the next windows version actually DOES download the lastest drivers for everything automatically behind your back!
They would not dare, then we could demand that if a patch breaks a system the are responsible, so this will not happen.
Giving a Windows 98 CD to someone because he cannot install certain software without it, the person puts it in the drive directly, it boots, and the person manages to completely reinstall Windows...
Dumb user he got what he deserves
A certain person saying internet doesn't work, while it worked fine after I had installed it for him. Me getting fed up and not wanting to help this person. A week later you hear that despite you having told him and shown him twice, he didn't use the shortcut to connect to the internet first, and then proceed to open his mail or internet explorer.
Use the dependancy in IE to auto dial if there is no network connections and bill him.
A person on the phone INSISTING the app has to be installed from CD2 and when I say to her to put disk 1 in she gets angry and refuses to do so.
Talk to him and in the middle of a scentance hang up the phone, he will think there is a line problem and redial, transfer him to -> nul
And of course idiots opening every damn attachment ending up in their mailbox.
Shoot them, mind some unpatched systems autoexecs attacthments. I love this reg hack:
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Office\10.0\Outlook\Options\Mail]
"ReadAsPlain"=dword:00000001
I force this on any user that don't update.
It aren't just lamers, some of the people I have seen seem to be completely mentally retarded, not just in cases where it comes down to technology.
Agree but I earn cash on them so I can't be to mad at them