Secret Gnome Sellout Found!

[Bill Door]

Ok Improbability drive full defense mode!

wait we only have a pub crawl 20000 Austrailian improbability drive.
It's reserves should be depleted from the three day weekenc
no problem *summons lots of booze*

all of a sudden mike wong appeared, this is silly, spammy and has gone on far too long.

and everything stopped and turned to normal

except for the denizens transformed into other organic things.

*The black mages transformed into bunnyys*
*The gnomes siddenly became mice*
*crown and the horsement were seen pouncing around and playing with catnip*
and in the distance a duck looked up at the improbability drive controls and said quack <opps>

*Cyran is now Bun Bun... you're all fucked.*

"OOOK(Ok, time to kick some serious arse!)"
*Death/orangutan knuckles out of the pentagram and lays into the gnomes*
"OOOK, OOK(get me back to the battle, damnit!)"

[Rye]

Quack!, Quack, Quack, quack-quack

<you did notice that the improbabilty drive turned all of the gnomes into mice, all of the supermods and horsemen into cats, me into a duck, and I think most of the BOTM are now actual chimps with computers>

Communications: "Sir! Getting a message from BotM space, it appears they have written the entire works of shakespeare!"

Rye: "Excellent, good to have a bit of culture on this ship!"

Comm: "We are allowed to get it, right?"

Rye: "AFAIK, yes, i mean, it's not like shakespeare has a several century old copyright on it is it?"

Comm: "What does "afake" mean?"

Rye: "As far as i know, obviously."

Comm: "oh, right...er...well downloading now. Oh no! The chimps have failed us! These are the Assorted Works of Sir Francis Bacon NOT Shakespeare!"

Rye: "DAMN IT. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!"

Comm: "Quoi, sir?"

Rye: "Never mind, oh, and kill those pissant fleets from those new people, we're bigger than they are."

The orange star glides as only a moon-sized Orange biostation can, it's batteries turning opposing ships inside out due to the extreme sourness involved in the weapons.

Sensors: "Sir, hyperspace gateway opening....it's Sir Francis Bacon's LAWYERS!"

Rye: "May God have mercy on us all..."

To be continued...etc

[Tasoth]

I withdrew to get more torpedoes.

*mumbles something unintelligible*

I was just pointing you out because yours was the latest post that didn't seem right. There's others. And this is all still spam.

We need a Gnome/Black Mage STGOD guys, with rules and the like. Someday, someday....

Freeform without a Gamemaster or what have you. Post your actions, but resist the urge to call damage, thats for the Target to do. It can be as cinematic and dramatic as you want. I'wve recently be involved in a Evangelion/Gundam/Kenshin sim. I've also been one pilot of many to face off against an invasion fleet and walk away relatively intact. It's not hard really.

[Rogue 9]

I withdrew to get more torpedoes.

*mumbles something unintelligible*

I was just pointing you out because yours was the latest post that didn't seem right. There's others. And this is all still spam.

We need a Gnome/Black Mage STGOD guys, with rules and the like. Someday, someday....

Freeform without a Gamemaster or what have you. Post your actions, but resist the urge to call damage, thats for the Target to do. It can be as cinematic and dramatic as you want. I'wve recently be involved in a Evangelion/Gundam/Kenshin sim. I've also been one pilot of many to face off against an invasion fleet and walk away relatively intact. It's not hard really.

I moderate at a freeform RP board. I was offering the board's services. For the second time. They turned me down over hosting STGODs too when they were asking over an alternate board.

[El Moose Monstero]

We've had some quite good freeform ones in our time, it's where half the ideas for the Moose Rebellion started, it's all gotten silly these days with the forums not being as active anymore (compared to this one) but it still provides the fun of trying to work a way around a problem without calling the 'hah, my invincible mega fighting pigeon of Karoo takes all of you and kills you and eats you and I win...'

[Rogue 9]

We've had some quite good freeform ones in our time, it's where half the ideas for the Moose Rebellion started, it's all gotten silly these days with the forums not being as active anymore (compared to this one) but it still provides the fun of trying to work a way around a problem without calling the 'hah, my invincible mega fighting pigeon of Karoo takes all of you and kills you and eats you and I win...'

You do that on our boards and its my duty to smack you. Or smite you if you auto too much. I am, after all, the Paladin Mod.

[El Moose Monstero]

Hey! I have never resorted to the Invincible Fighting Pigeon of Karoo routine... it's just...tacky...

[SyntaxVorlon]

*BattleTARDIS Monolith, at jupiter orbiter size, materializes above.
Omenous ain't it?

[Darksider]

:::::::Third assault group flagship, Liberator:::::::::

::::::Ship is rocked by a hit from the orange star::::::


Captain: What the hell?

Me: The orange star has appeared, all ships commence attack

::::::All ships begin to close on the Orange star, firing all weapons, but staying out of range of the black hole shields::::::

[Darth Yoshi]

*Space Pirate frigate, badly damaged, emerges from lightspeed. As it enters Earth's atmosphere, several escape pods are launched, landing around the Tokyo area. Before the frigate breaks up, a single gunship emerges from the frigate and lands in Tokyo Bay. A hatch opens at the top to reveal a figure clad in a Chozo Power Suit. The figure, now identified as Darth Yoshi, proceeds to scan the surrounding area.*
What the--? Are those...gnomes? Shit. The X are going to have a field day with this.
*Yoshi leaps into the water and begins to make his way to land, shooting at the undersea wildlife occasionally and absorbing the X.*

[El Moose Monstero]

*BattleTARDIS Monolith, at jupiter orbiter size, materializes above.
Omenous ain't it?

Yep, especially if it's still sporting those 'Eat at Joe's' signs from the Battle of 195-QAC...