Evil Brit Conspiracy

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-01-27 02:19pm

and you would be right

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His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-01-28 03:30am

SoX wrote:
Ahahaha, Man-chester
come on, how old are you?

At that moment I was 20 years younger!

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-28 11:07am

The Aliens wrote:I would submit the 'Man-chester' doesn't even count as a joke, just a misplaced hyphon.

Well Manchester is a joke.

As i come from Leeds i can say without a doubt one of the finest moments in movie history was seeing Manchester get burned down in 28 Days Later, it actually got cheered at the cinema!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-28 11:09am

2000AD wrote:
The Aliens wrote:I would submit the 'Man-chester' doesn't even count as a joke, just a misplaced hyphon.
Well Manchester is a joke.
As i come from Leeds i can say without a doubt one of the finest moments in movie history was seeing Manchester get burned down in 28 Days Later, it actually got cheered at the cinema!

That film was ridiculous!

I mean, Budgens on Tottenham Court Road was never fully stocked before the apocalypse!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-28 01:05pm

InnerBrat wrote:
2000AD wrote:
The Aliens wrote:I would submit the 'Man-chester' doesn't even count as a joke, just a misplaced hyphon.
Well Manchester is a joke.
As i come from Leeds i can say without a doubt one of the finest moments in movie history was seeing Manchester get burned down in 28 Days Later, it actually got cheered at the cinema!
That film was ridiculous!

I mean, Budgens on Tottenham Court Road was never fully stocked before the apocalypse!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-28 02:08pm

2000AD wrote:
The Aliens wrote:I would submit the 'Man-chester' doesn't even count as a joke, just a misplaced hyphon.
Well Manchester is a joke.
As i come from Leeds i can say without a doubt one of the finest moments in movie history was seeing Manchester get burned down in 28 Days Later, it actually got cheered at the cinema!

That's because mancunian zombies are better than crappy Leeds ones. Ours were all difficult to kill and needed a city to be burned down to get them, whereas yours stopped whenever they broke a nail/lifted a starfish.

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-01-28 04:12pm

Starfish?

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2004-01-28 04:20pm

2000AD wrote: Well Manchester is a joke.
As i come from Leeds i can say without a doubt one of the finest moments in movie history was seeing Manchester get burned down in 28 Days Later, it actually got cheered at the cinema!

Leeds? LEEDS!!

You are taking the piss...

*gives 2000ad £2 to chip in for his football club*

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-28 10:45pm

Beaker wrote:Leeds? LEEDS!!

You are taking the piss...

*gives 2000ad £2 to chip in for his football club*

I'm surprised a Welshman knows what a football is, I thought rugby was your game... Oh wait, that's right, it's OURS!

*Starts singing Sweet Chariot*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-28 10:47pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:I'm surprised a Welshman knows what a football is, I thought rugby was your game... Oh wait, that's right, it's OURS!
*Starts singing Sweet Chariot*

Hopefully the English can learn how to wield a cricket bat.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-28 10:51pm

Gandalf wrote:Hopefully the English can learn how to wield a cricket bat.

Ok, now that was a cheap shot, and besides I know how to weild a cricket bat. *Procceds to weild a cricket bat in Gandalf direction with much fury*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-28 10:53pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Hopefully the English can learn how to wield a cricket bat.
Ok, now that was a cheap shot, and besides I know how to weild a cricket bat. *Procceds to weild a cricket bat in Gandalf direction with much fury*

*Laughs*
This is why I said you need lessons. You wield like an English cricketer.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-28 11:08pm

Gandalf wrote:*Laughs*
This is why I said you need lessons. You wield like an English cricketer.

I have no comeback, because it's true.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-28 11:14pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:
Gandalf wrote:*Laughs*
This is why I said you need lessons. You wield like an English cricketer.
I have no comeback, because it's true.

At least I didn't say New Zealander.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-29 06:01am

hey, Englishmen do know how to wield a cricket bat.

At least, English football fans do. Maybe they should teach our cricket team

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-01-29 07:23am

Beaker wrote:
2000AD wrote: Well Manchester is a joke.
As i come from Leeds i can say without a doubt one of the finest moments in movie history was seeing Manchester get burned down in 28 Days Later, it actually got cheered at the cinema!
Leeds? LEEDS!!

You are taking the piss...

*gives 2000ad £2 to chip in for his football club*

Thanks though i doubt my football club (Take a look at your "3 things" thread to get a hint) needs it that much. My father and my brother have had much ribbing from me over the state of Leeds Utd. though

Just because i don't support the club doesn't mean i can't partake in the traditinal rivalry between the two cities.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-29 08:16am

InnerBrat wrote:hey, Englishmen do know how to wield a cricket bat.

At least, English football fans do. Maybe they should teach our cricket team

ROTFLMAO!

That's going in the sig.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-01-29 10:00pm

Gandalf wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:hey, Englishmen do know how to wield a cricket bat.

At least, English football fans do. Maybe they should teach our cricket team
ROTFLMAO!

That's going in the sig.

I don't think it's limited to football fans, hell, any mad english man with a score to settle knows how to weild a cricket bat.....or maybe a ROUNDERS bat.....

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-01-29 10:16pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:I don't think it's limited to football fans, hell, any mad english man with a score to settle knows how to weild a cricket bat.....or maybe a ROUNDERS bat.....

Rounders?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-01-29 10:51pm

Gandalf wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:I don't think it's limited to football fans, hell, any mad english man with a score to settle knows how to weild a cricket bat.....or maybe a ROUNDERS bat.....
Rounders?

Think baseball with midgets.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-30 06:02am

Another grammar school girls game that the Americans have adopted as a national sport, like netball, or lacrosse.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-01-30 08:48am

they play lacross in america???

Buncha girls.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » 2004-01-30 10:04am

Dorsk 81 wrote:
Beaker wrote:Leeds? LEEDS!!

You are taking the piss...

*gives 2000ad £2 to chip in for his football club*

I'm surprised a Welshman knows what a football is, I thought rugby was your game... Oh wait, that's right, it's OURS!
*Starts singing Sweet Chariot*

Mark Hughes
Ian Rush
Neville Southall
Ryan Giggs
Craig Bellamy

Oh we have known what football is for a long time...

Trouble is...it has never sank in with me...I have suppoerted Manchester City all my life...so I obviously have no understanding of the game

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-01-30 10:43am

InnerBrat wrote:Th first meeting of the Evil Brit Conspiracy will take place on the Saturday 6th March, in the city of London (probably in a pub)

All British delegates of SDnet are expected ot attend, with the exception of those members currently heading up the moose rebellion in Oregon.

Please confirm attendance.

If you hold your breath for me turning up, you'll be going very blue indeed.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-01-30 10:46am

Beaker wrote: Mark Hughes
Ian Rush
Neville Southall
Ryan Giggs
Craig Bellamy

Oh we have known what football is for a long time...

D'ya think the reason Wales suck at football is because you can't list 11 good players from the same time period?

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