Best energy-based sidearm

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What's the best sidearm of the listed?

SW blaster pistol (your choice of model)
35
51%
Andromeda force-lance
10
14%
SG1 Zat
12
17%
TOS phaser pistol
2
3%
Voy/Nemesis phaser
1
1%
Rom disruptor pistol
0
No votes
Klingon disruptor pistol
0
No votes
ST "cricket" phaser
0
No votes
MIB "noisy cricket"
9
13%
 
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Assume for the purpose of this poll that you are a standard, unmodded human w/o jedi-powers.

Which energy-weapon would you find most useful for use over extended periods against generic modern day villians?
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Either an blaster from Apokalypse Troll or an KNK-Pistol of Perry Rhodan.
Both deliver ( if necessary ) multi-kiloton blasts through an extradimensional channel ( could be called a wormhole ) into the target. The KNK pistol even have the ability to weaken most shields that protect against attacks from other dimensions.
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An E-11 does the job.
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HRogge wrote:Either an blaster from Apokalypse Troll or an KNK-Pistol of Perry Rhodan.
Both deliver ( if necessary ) multi-kiloton blasts through an extradimensional channel ( could be called a wormhole ) into the target. The KNK pistol even have the ability to weaken most shields that protect against attacks from other dimensions.
Arg sorry... thought it was a generic question, not a sw/st specific. :oops:

From SW/ST I would chose han solos handblaster as a sidearm, it seemed to be equiped with enough power for most opponents, is not too large and has a efficient design.
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HRogge wrote:Either an blaster from Apokalypse Troll or an KNK-Pistol of Perry Rhodan.
Both deliver ( if necessary ) multi-kiloton blasts through an extradimensional channel ( could be called a wormhole ) into the target. The KNK pistol even have the ability to weaken most shields that protect against attacks from other dimensions.
Why not a "Kombistrahler" from Perry Rhodan? Disintegration, KNK, paralyse, and simple bullets in one gun.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

I'd probably take the Zat', provided whatever I had to face was not immune to it, it would let the sadist in me have fun....one hit pain, two hits kill, three hits destroy the evidence.... :twisted:
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Luzifer's right hand wrote:Why not a "Kombistrahler" from Perry Rhodan? Disintegration, KNK, paralyse, and simple bullets in one gun.
Too large for my taste... more a rifle than a nice small pistol. :D
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The "noisy cricket", of course 8) The coolest little side arm ever seen by me. It does have a little too powerfull recoil, but it's easy to hide it. And it has pretty nasty effects.
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Half of these aren't SW or ST. Move along little thread.
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I'd vote Zat, only because of its seemingly large power supply that could at least hold in a prolonged battle for some time. I think SW blasters have better aiming points, but they do run low on shots after a while.
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I would go for the Zat, or a Culture handweapon of course.
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A Xeelee Starbreaker, of course :)
Smaller than your palm, yet powerful enough to blow up planets or stars, if necessary 8)
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Zat, nice all purpose weapon.
Fire once to stun, twice to kill and thrice to dispose of the evidence.
I mean have we ever seen a zat malfunction? run out of energy?
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Battlestar Galactica (original) laser pistol, complete with quick draw holster. :D Alway have liked them. :wink:
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WH40K plasma pistol, no contest.
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An SW blaster, though I'd prefer a similar weapon that could fire @ c, which the blaster does not.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote: or a Culture handweapon of course.
Then you're screwed big time.
Culture handweapons require genofixing for recognition as a legitimate user ( TSotA ). Which according to the OP you're not entitled to :wink: .


My choice : either E-11 or Zat, can't decide.

I'll go for a F-Lance then, provided I've large effector/ammo/power supply.
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The Nomad wrote:
SyntaxVorlon wrote: or a Culture handweapon of course.
Then you're screwed big time.
Culture handweapons require genofixing for recognition as a legitimate user ( TSotA ). Which according to the OP you're not entitled to :wink: .
Well that depends. If a knife missile were keyed to defend a normal human it would probably work fine.
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Black Admiral wrote:WH40K plasma pistol, no contest.
Don't plasma pistols blow up one out of six times? They're pretty powerful, but using them is like playing Russian roulette.
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Raxmei wrote:Don't plasma pistols blow up one out of six times? They're pretty powerful, but using them is like playing Russian roulette.
Nope. They're actually remarkably reliable; Hark's didn't ever blow up, and he used it for years.
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The Force Lance isn't an energy weapon. It is able to fire bursts of plasma or electricity, but its primary use is firing effectors (explosing homing bullets).

That having been said, I think the F-Lance would be the most useful in modern day Earth. To the best of my knowledge, it's the only weapon listed that is able to intercept incoming munitions (up to and including mortar shells, even at hypersonic speeds). If you need to stun an opponent, the Force Lance can do that as well, using an electrical discharge.
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I dont know, the Zat's ability to dispose of evidence has got to be of some use in a modrn day setting lest the forces of law and order call round about that pile of bodies on the lawn. ;)
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The Noisy Cricket isn't an energy weapon, it fires a tiny grain at hypervelocity.

I'd go with the Lazy Gun anyway.
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AHHH
I just remembered my weapon!
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Crazedwraith wrote:Zat, nice all purpose weapon.
Fire once to stun, twice to kill and thrice to dispose of the evidence.
I mean have we ever seen a zat malfunction? run out of energy?
Nope. Those things have batteries that just keep on going and going and going.

Nor have they malfunctioned in any way that I can remember.
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