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HAHA! Close game, no blow out, defense is the main factor, scoring only in the last two minutes.

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The halftime show is blowing more ass than usual. That's no small accomplishment.
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RedImperator wrote:The halftime show is blowing more ass than usual. That's no small accomplishment.
Wouldn't it be nice if one of these performers actually finished a song? :roll:
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RedImperator wrote:The halftime show is blowing more ass than usual. That's no small accomplishment.

OMG does it suck! Are they wanting me to start fliping through the other channels? Could it suck any more?
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Indeed. There should be a law about forbidding talentless fucks on stage.

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No it's not.

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Not a small accomplishment I mean.
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Kid Rock in a poncho made by cutting a hole in an American flag. That's just fucking great.
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It just keeps getting more and more horrendus... :banghead:
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Janet Jackson's too old for the bondage look. :shock:
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Oh joy. Justin Timberfake.
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Indeed Janet is on-stag with a troop of freak dancers, reaaal odd, at least she did not mention her brother's trouble

PS I will be ruthlessly suppresing this thread after the game :twisted:
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Oh God, it's Justin Timberlake with his most annoyng song. NOOOOOOOO! :x

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"Every year the Super Bowl Halftime show gets exponentially worse. I use the term 'exponentially' since it has been the first time I've ever been able to use it since I learned it in math class. It means it gets crappier, and crappier, and crappier each year. . ." - Lewis Black

Yeah, I just went straight to my room when halftime started. Good game, though, I suppose.
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It's a good thing that my guns are locked up, or I might be tempted to eat one after watching that godawful halftime show. :evil:

WTF possessed the NFL to bring in Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake?
Is this the HasBeen Halftime Show™? :roll:
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Alex Moon wrote:Janet Jackson's too old for the bondage look. :shock:
Shut up kid, that ass still looks good. And hell, she's like 15 years older than me. :wink: :twisted: :twisted:
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Glocksman wrote:It's a good thing that my guns are locked up, or I might be tempted to eat one after watching that godawful halftime show. :evil:

WTF possessed the NFL to bring in Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake?
Is this the HasBeen Halftime Show™? :roll:
They should have brought out Jenna Jameson and Madonna with Justin Timberlake. Then it could have been the People Who've Made Out With Britney Spears Halftime Show.
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Is it just my imagination or did I see Janet’s tit pop out at the end of the show?
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RedImperator wrote:
Glocksman wrote:It's a good thing that my guns are locked up, or I might be tempted to eat one after watching that godawful halftime show. :evil:

WTF possessed the NFL to bring in Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake?
Is this the HasBeen Halftime Show™? :roll:
They should have brought out Jenna Jameson and Madonna with Justin Timberlake. Then it could have been the People Who've Made Out With Britney Spears Halftime Show.
Give Britney a few more years and the stadium won't be big enough to hold everyone. :P
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Knife wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Janet Jackson's too old for the bondage look. :shock:
Shut up kid, that ass still looks good. And hell, she's like 15 years older than me. :wink: :twisted: :twisted:
I know that people supposedly get more desperate as they get older but man, your standards really have sunk... :P
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Crazy Goji wrote:"Every year the Super Bowl Halftime show gets exponentially worse. I use the term 'exponentially' since it has been the first time I've ever been able to use it since I learned it in math class. It means it gets crappier, and crappier, and crappier each year. . ." - Lewis Black

Yeah, I just went straight to my room when halftime started. Good game, though, I suppose.
If it keeps getting worse, I don't even want to think about how bad it will be in a few years. You'd probably turn off the TV and scratch a chalkboard with a Freddy Kreuger glove because it would sound good relative to the performers.
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Awwww, shit! It's on now!
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Carolina looks to cover the spread and then some :twisted:

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Mr. Sinister wrote:Is it just my imagination or did I see Janet’s tit pop out at the end of the show?
*I* saw it.
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