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Mr Bean wrote:OMG LMAO! The NFL players singing The Sun will come out lmao!
All the NFL players not at the game(Rams, Chargers, and two other teams) singing :twisted:
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Shit, Microsoft got a commercial, too.

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The Sierra Mist one with the bagpipers was wierd. :wtf:
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fgalkin wrote:Shit, Microsoft got a commercial, too.

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Alex Moon wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Shit, Microsoft got a commercial, too.

Have a very nice day.
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Right before the Sierra Mist one. Helping kids acheive their dreams and shit like that.

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The Budweiser monkey one sucked. Lame as hell.

My favorite so far? The Staples commercial.

"We all have wants."

"Half a danish...half a file folder."

"What do you want from me?"
"A creampuff."
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AOL MAKES YOUR SHITTY CAR INTO A TIME MACHINE!!1!1

It also makes you dress like an idiot!
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That Simpsons one wasn't too bad.

Vioce over: "Oil change, $20."
Homer: "Ahh! Bees!"
Voice over: "Haircut, $75."
Homer: "$75?!"

I still like that Bagpipe one.

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Ripping off Back to the Future. AOL, how low will you go?

The 7UP commercial was funny.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Ripping off Back to the Future. AOL, how low will you go?

The 7UP commercial was funny.
I must have missed those. How did they go?
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Crazy Goji wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:Ripping off Back to the Future. AOL, how low will you go?

The 7UP commercial was funny.
I must have missed those. How did they go?
One million to dunk a ball on a basket on the back of a mac truck. The mac truck was driving along with the 7up guy. One guy tried to dunk it and the truck stoped for a stop sign. *thunk* next guy tried to dunk it and the truck pulled forward making the guy fall ontop of the first guy.

Pretty funny.

The mental image of a dog hanging off the one guys cock, gets my vote. Second is a tie between the referre and his wife, and the ant artic volley ball.

Third goes to the horse fart. :D
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I like the Jimmy Hendrix one. That was sweet.
I missed the one with the dog on the crotch.
All the AOL ones were very funny. The best of those was when they hooked it up to the scooter-car thing.
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Oh ya! The subway one! That was good.
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I was very disappointed in the anti-marijuana commercials. Goddammit, if my tax money is going to be wasted on propaganda, at least make it sensational propaganda. Have some dirty hobos with joints in their mouths roast a baby on a spit, or doctor video of Hitler so he takes a huge hit off a bong before he starts speaking at Nuremberg. This mamby-pamby "Be a meddlesome busybody" shit isn't worth three million dollars.
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7-up
horse fart
ref and his wife
dog bite
donkey clydesdale
and the one with the cow under the sprinkler.


Those had me and the guys laughing our asses off. :D
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I guess I'm the only one who liked the Willie Nelson advice doll.
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THE CANDLELIGHT COMMERCIAL!! FART LIGHT LOL!!!


Alex Moon wrote:The Sierra Mist one with the bagpipers was wierd. :wtf:
Yeah it was, but the guy had *really* nice legs. :P :teeth:
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Nobody else liked the Staples one? I thought it was great.
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7 UP and the Staples were okay.

Bud had a couple decent, but for my fave...Ford and the GT. Who cares if it wasn't funny?
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The Staples comercial needed to be shortened down a little for it to really work. Comic Rule of 3. Things are funny in groups of 3, anymore and it isn't. Still enjoyed it.
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The sun will come out tommorow with Jerry JOnes singing it just sold it perfectly. Hilarious.
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Is there a site where we can see the ads without having to downloads a plugins or pay to see them?
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HemlockGrey wrote:Nobody else liked the Staples one? I thought it was great.
I thought it was funny, just not as funny as the mental picuter of that dog dangling off that dudes dick. :wink:
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iFilm's got them up in RealMedia, Windows Media and QuickTime formats, no registration required.
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