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Britney Spears "Toxic" Video

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I thought it would be a better video if the scenes of her nude except for the well placed "diamonds" were used more in the video. I thinking like all of it! By the way, anyone know where there are good screen captures of it?
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Why doesn't she just pose nude in playboy already?!?

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Cal Wright wrote:Why doesn't she just pose nude in playboy already?!?
I think she will someday,right after she licked Jenna Jameson pussy on a porn video :wink:
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Hope she does it soon... I'm 18 now... :P
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Lt. Dan wrote:Hope she does it soon... I'm 18 now... :P
Yeah, and you'd have that much luck...

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She will when her career goes down the shitter. Getting married and divorced in Vegas in about 5 hours while she was shit-faced pushed her in the right direction. Right now she's playing catch-up with Christina.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Lt. Dan wrote:Hope she does it soon... I'm 18 now... :P
Yeah, and you'd have that much luck...

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Why not? All she needs is to move those shiny stones...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Lt. Dan wrote:Hope she does it soon... I'm 18 now... :P
Yeah, and you'd have that much luck...

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It doesn't take much luck to buy a playboy.


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Frankly, I wouldn't even look at her if she had he fist up Christina's cooter...
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paladin wrote:I thought it would be a better video if the scenes of her nude except for the well placed "diamonds" were used more in the video. I thinking like all of it! By the way, anyone know where there are good screen captures of it?
Try here. Should be a direct link to a gallery of stills from the video.
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That site is infested with pop-ups. And their vidcaps are shitty quality anyway.
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Well pardon me. It was the best out of the few I found, and I really couldn't be bothered to keep looking.
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Ah, sooner or later caps will be on those free nude celeb sites.
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Zaia wrote:Well pardon me. It was the best out of the few I found, and I really couldn't be bothered to keep looking.
Unacceptable. The sentence for such a crime is 15 lashes, but I'll knock it down to 10, since this is a first offense.
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I was thinking that someone had found a Ringu like Britney Video...

you watch it and you die....

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I can't wait for Britney Loves Rocco to hit DVD.
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Have not seem that video yet since I am not a Britney fan. Is it any good ?
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Music videos have 'fans'?

I despise them. I always want to know what the fuck these peope are thinking when they're directing them. It's only one step up from being a shitty pornography director.
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Vympel wrote:Music videos have 'fans'?

I despise them. I always want to know what the fuck these peope are thinking when they're directing them. It's only one step up from being a shitty pornography director.
Personally I take offense at that. :x Being an independent NZ based film maker myself, I will point out that music videos are often how kiwi directors break into film. Despite the hype of NZ film-making what with LOTR and all, being a film maker in NZ is a fuck-load of hard work because of the utter lack of support from the NZ Film Commission, and music videos are how we get out there and make our name.

That said, the quality of our music videos is way better than your average mass-produced label-backed artists music video.

and btw, I have seen some very well directed porn films.
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Music videos can also trace their origin from the Avant Garde found footage school, by the way.
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Galvatron wrote:I can't wait for Britney Loves Rocco to hit DVD.
At the rate she is going, you might not have long...
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Zaia wrote: Try here. Should be a direct link to a gallery of stills from the video.
Since this was directly following Spanky's "cooter" post my first thought invovled something different than the pic you posted. My second thought was deeply confused because I couldn't figure why you would have a link to what I thought you had a link to (thanks to Spanky). :)


Is it just me or does this picture look like it says Britnety Spears.LEZ? :D
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EmperorMing wrote:
Galvatron wrote:I can't wait for Britney Loves Rocco to hit DVD.
At the rate she is going, you might not have long...
personally i'd rather see jenna and britney pr0n myself.
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David Fincher's first film, Alien 3, was what set him up for the cinema crowd. Before that all he did was music vids. Ordinarily I'd say touché, but the special edition of that third film makes it exceptional now, so I guess they can have talent.
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Cal Wright wrote:Why doesn't she just pose nude in playboy already?!?
It's probably a ploy to make them desperate. They'll probably keep offering more and more money for a shoot until she thinks they're offering enough until she says yes.
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