Funny eros archery thread

[The Yosemite Bear]

Since St. Valentine's day is comming up.

Who here has had some funny stories about chance encounters that lead to something really seririous or not. You get the idea.

Me, my college era Girl Friend (yes the same one that turned lesbian and tore out and stomped on my heart turning me into the bitter cynical wreck you see now) was working as a Librarian's assistant. She hit me with a book she threw out some jerk. I stormed up to the desk and promptly yell "who the fuck threw..... Hi, I'm Colin, this must be yours, Can I get your number?"

Immedatly taking on the stupid puppy dog expression too.

[Master of Ossus]

Me, my college era Girl Friend (yes the same one that turned lesbian and tore out and stomped on my heart turning me into the bitter cynical wreck you see now) was working as a Librarian's assistant. She hit me with a book she threw out some jerk. I stormed up to the desk and promptly yell "who the fuck threw..... Hi, I'm Colin, this must be yours, Can I get your number?"

Wow. Talk about an instantaneous zero-to-sixty.

Kate and I were working together for ages without noticing each other. Then someone said, "You know, you are both Republicans with liberal social tendencies." Then we both went, "You're right. We are." So we had a talk together and things worked out! And here I am today.

[Mr Bean]

My oddest relationship had to have been when I started taking my Psychology courses way back in the day(Three years ago now?) When I was out with a few old friends doing the normal bar hopping

Well Jason (friend of mine) found one pretty nice looking girl sitting off by herself and had a go at her and got completly shot down and came back telling her "Man that bitch is compelty pyscho" Soon after that I made my pass at her largly do to my friends razzing me about, Why don't the Doctor try and cure her? And similar comments(Remeber I had just started taking Psychology)

Cut the story down, some-how I hit it off with her only to break it off about three weeks later when I conculded she was indeed a Psycho

[EmperorMing]

Most of my chance encounters were usually drunk...

And then you wonder why I sometimes hate mornings.