My GF has crafty handsDorsk 81 wrote:You'd think that wouldn't you?Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Give your partner a chance... You may be surprised by what her hand can do!Dorsk 81 wrote: After that self as there's no one who can give me a better hand job than me!
That last hand job I got took 30 mins of her jerking, me sucking on her boobies and my imagination! (Obviously she had to change hands every so often because of fatigue)
What kind of sex do you like most?
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Does she do potery by any chance?Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:My GF has crafty handsDorsk 81 wrote:You'd think that wouldn't you?Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: Give your partner a chance... You may be surprised by what her hand can do!
That last hand job I got took 30 mins of her jerking, me sucking on her boobies and my imagination! (Obviously she had to change hands every so often because of fatigue)
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FUQed.aerius wrote:A most excellent choice of words.Alyrium Denryle wrote:My only experience wth oral sucked
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"Dickery" would be more accurate, you knowDorsk 81 wrote:Does she do potery by any chance?Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:My GF has crafty handsDorsk 81 wrote: You'd think that wouldn't you?
That last hand job I got took 30 mins of her jerking, me sucking on her boobies and my imagination! (Obviously she had to change hands every so often because of fatigue)
For starters I'd say FUQ!Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:"Dickery" would be more accurate, you knowDorsk 81 wrote:Does she do potery by any chance?Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote: My GF has crafty hands
And second I'd say "They have to learn their skills from somwhere!"
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Your choice is more well known that the laws of gravity Mr. Ana- errr....I mean Mr. Wong.Darth Wong wrote:I think you all know my choice.
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Hmmm...tough, very tough.
I suppose it depends on how good she is at oral sex. I remember one girl who liked giving head, and DAMN she was good at it. Hell, she could have me just on the edge of blowing it and then keep me there until one of us ran out of patience. On the other hand, asking a first-timer for head is most likely a shortcut to a lame blowjob.
As for the usual cock destination, I don't typically find many suprises there. Not to say that's a bad thing, mind you. I like taking a girl who's nice and snug without being too tight. There was one girl I knew who was very small-statured and when I pushed into her, I kept hitting her cervix, which meant there was no way in hell I'd start pounding her (I'm not gonna injure my dick inside a girl, no matter how hot she is) and that was a pain in the ass.
As for anal...eh, anal's OK. If a girl asks for it, I'm down with that, but I won't go out of my way for it.
I suppose it depends on how good she is at oral sex. I remember one girl who liked giving head, and DAMN she was good at it. Hell, she could have me just on the edge of blowing it and then keep me there until one of us ran out of patience. On the other hand, asking a first-timer for head is most likely a shortcut to a lame blowjob.
As for the usual cock destination, I don't typically find many suprises there. Not to say that's a bad thing, mind you. I like taking a girl who's nice and snug without being too tight. There was one girl I knew who was very small-statured and when I pushed into her, I kept hitting her cervix, which meant there was no way in hell I'd start pounding her (I'm not gonna injure my dick inside a girl, no matter how hot she is) and that was a pain in the ass.
As for anal...eh, anal's OK. If a girl asks for it, I'm down with that, but I won't go out of my way for it.
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Kuja made a good point, there's nothing like a good blow job! I have to give my vote to the vag though. As well, I've never dated someone that wanted me to play with their butt so I have no data on that. I'd give it a whirl though, if asked. I won't try anything once (a Satan worshipping nympho cured me of that!) but I'm always open to suggestions.
Speaking of reciprocal masterbation, I once rolled around with someone slathered in baby oil. We had a no kissing/inserting rule. It was big fun to rub all over each other and find ways to get off w/o using traditional methods. Messy, but fun. And of course, you get to shower together afterwards...
Hey, somebody had to finally make that joke.
Kuja made a good point, there's nothing like a good blow job! I have to give my vote to the vag though. As well, I've never dated someone that wanted me to play with their butt so I have no data on that. I'd give it a whirl though, if asked. I won't try anything once (a Satan worshipping nympho cured me of that!) but I'm always open to suggestions.
Speaking of reciprocal masterbation, I once rolled around with someone slathered in baby oil. We had a no kissing/inserting rule. It was big fun to rub all over each other and find ways to get off w/o using traditional methods. Messy, but fun. And of course, you get to shower together afterwards...
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Question: do you actually engage in said favorite form of sex on a regular basis? A lot of women I know are okay with doing it once in awhile, but they don't like to do it regularly for fear of damage or some such. Is this an unjustified fear or do you need to regulate you anal indulgences?Darth Wong wrote:I think you all know my choice.
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Yes.The Kernel wrote:Question: do you actually engage in said favorite form of sex on a regular basis?Darth Wong wrote:I think you all know my choice.
It's an unjustified fear. Generous application of lube and a woman who doesn't tense up are all you need to eliminate any concerns in that area.A lot of women I know are okay with doing it once in awhile, but they don't like to do it regularly for fear of damage or some such. Is this an unjustified fear or do you need to regulate you anal indulgences?
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Re: What kind of sex do you like most?
I'd be satisfied with the opposite sex.Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Well?
Frankly, vaginal sex is still my most favorite. BJ's only good for foreplay, while I've never tried anal sex. Self sex is only good for variation (couple masturbation and such).
So far, the best excitement to my dick still comes from the vagina.
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I like anal and oral, though I think sex is overrated as such...
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My bf recently broke up with me, so its daily masturbation for me now, but like when we were together it was whatever he wanted.
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