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Yet Another Stupid Christian...

Post by Majin Gojira »

Ok. This one must be seen to be believed.

http://www.petitiononline.com/4101998/petition.html

:roll: This person is so stupid it's not even funny. I doubt he's really watched the shows he's petitioning against at all...

It's good for a laugh.

Here's the kicker.

Their are 4 isgnatures...all telling the creator of this petiotion how stupid he is.

:lol:
ISARMA: Daikaiju Coordinator: Just Add Radiation
Justice League- Molly Hayes: Respect Hats or Freakin' Else!
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Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."

Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.

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:lol: is right.

Definatly draws a chuckle. :)
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Post by Kelly Antilles »

*heh* That is quite hilarious.
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Post by Mr Bean »

Better yet, Read the Signatures
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/ ... ?4101998&1

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I wonder if the first name on the petition is his? It's the only one that doesn't rag on him in some fashion. :lol:
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Post by Newtonian Fury »

Any TV shows with mystical or prophetic aspects is bound to piss off a religious group or another. Somehow, they can't stand people treating their beliefs as superstition while they themselves have no tolerance for other people's "magic".
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Post by neoolong »

Tsyroc wrote:I wonder if the first name on the petition is his? It's the only one that doesn't rag on him in some fashion. :lol:

It is. On the petition page at the bottom it says who wrote it and has his e-mail address.
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Oh, this is so a prank.
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The 'wrath of Jesus'. Because of Buffy and Angel. Riiiiiiiight.

What's this guy been smoking?
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Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
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One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
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Heh.

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Could be worse. It could be that moron who started a petition to change the name of The Two Towers because he believed it was a 'shameless ploy to cash in on 9/11' or something like that. :lol:
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Post by Australopithicus »

Especially as it happened more than 70 years after Tolkien published The Lord of the Rings. I mean, I could say that the poem of 'one ring to rule them all' was a shameless rip off of my sig, with that kind of reasoning. :lol:
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Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
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Re: Heh.

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Ryoga wrote:Could be worse. It could be that moron who started a petition to change the name of The Two Towers because he believed it was a 'shameless ploy to cash in on 9/11' or something like that. :lol:
That, also, was a prank.
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Buffy would kick the crap out of Jesus, just thought I'd mention it.
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Re: Heh.

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Andrew J. wrote:
Ryoga wrote:Could be worse. It could be that moron who started a petition to change the name of The Two Towers because he believed it was a 'shameless ploy to cash in on 9/11' or something like that. :lol:
That, also, was a prank.
I hope so. I really do. Except I have a really bad feeling that it was absolutely genuine.
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Post by Antediluvian »

Australopithicus wrote:The 'wrath of Jesus'. Because of Buffy and Angel. Riiiiiiiight.

What's this guy been smoking?
Whatever it is, I sure as hell don't want it, because it obviously causes brain damage.
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Gandalf wrote:Buffy would kick the crap out of Jesus, just thought I'd mention it.
I dont think so, my son.
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Jesus Christ wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Buffy would kick the crap out of Jesus, just thought I'd mention it.
I dont think so, my son.
Oh cmon, what did you ever do? Water to wine... Ooooh scary. Lets see you unleash some cataclysmic whup-arse upon the minions of hell rather than just "resisting their temptations". Satan ain't going to go away until you kick his arse. So much for an all-powerful God, the holy trinity and the rest. You couldn't even deal with a goddamn fallen angel.

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Jesus Christ wrote: I dont think [...][.]
You should have stopped typing right there.

Oh, and

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Enlightenment wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote: I dont think [...][.]
You should have stopped typing right there.
Ummm, dude, J. C. is just a ASVS denizen who tends to masquerade as our Lord and Saviour from time to time.
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Re: Heh.

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Stormbringer wrote: I hope so. I really do. Except I have a really bad feeling that it was absolutely genuine.
Rest easy. On the very thread that the petiton was being discussed it was revealed that the whole thing was an elaborate prank.
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Post by Enlightenment »

weemadando wrote: Ummm, dude, J. C. is just a ASVS denizen who tends to masquerade as our Lord and Saviour from time to time.
The sets 'ASVS poster' and 'trolling dimwit' are by no means mutually exclusive.
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Post by Utsanomiko »

Hmm, damn fundies.

I wonder what they think if the 'magic of Disney' ad campaign DisneyWorld's been doing? Is that satanic?
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Eight signatures? I wonder if all 8 are by the starter of the petition.
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Post by Utsanomiko »

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Eight signatures? I wonder if all 8 are by the starter of the petition.
Read them. They obviously are most certainly not.
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Post by Priesto »

There's nothing wrong with those shows.This is defenitley stupid to say the least.A show will have wrath poured upon it by Jesus, give me a brake. :roll:
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