This person is so stupid it's not even funny. I doubt he's really watched the shows he's petitioning against at all...
It's good for a laugh.
Here's the kicker.
Their are 4 isgnatures...all telling the creator of this petiotion how stupid he is.
ISARMA: Daikaiju Coordinator: Just Add Radiation Justice League- Molly Hayes: Respect Hats or Freakin' Else! Browncoat Supernatural Taisen - "[This Story] is essentially "Wouldn't it be awesome if this happened?" Followed by explosions."
Reviewing movies is a lot like Paleontology: The Evidence is there...but no one seems to agree upon it.
"God! Are you so bored that you enjoy seeing us humans suffer?! Why can't you let this poor man live happily with his son! What kind of God are you, crushing us like ants?!" - Kyoami, Ran
"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
Any TV shows with mystical or prophetic aspects is bound to piss off a religious group or another. Somehow, they can't stand people treating their beliefs as superstition while they themselves have no tolerance for other people's "magic".
The 'wrath of Jesus'. Because of Buffy and Angel. Riiiiiiiight.
What's this guy been smoking?
Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
Could be worse. It could be that moron who started a petition to change the name of The Two Towers because he believed it was a 'shameless ploy to cash in on 9/11' or something like that.
Especially as it happened more than 70 years after Tolkien published The Lord of the Rings. I mean, I could say that the poem of 'one ring to rule them all' was a shameless rip off of my sig, with that kind of reasoning.
Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
Ryoga wrote:Could be worse. It could be that moron who started a petition to change the name of The Two Towers because he believed it was a 'shameless ploy to cash in on 9/11' or something like that.
Buffy would kick the crap out of Jesus, just thought I'd mention it.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Ryoga wrote:Could be worse. It could be that moron who started a petition to change the name of The Two Towers because he believed it was a 'shameless ploy to cash in on 9/11' or something like that.
That, also, was a prank.
I hope so. I really do. Except I have a really bad feeling that it was absolutely genuine.
Gandalf wrote:Buffy would kick the crap out of Jesus, just thought I'd mention it.
I dont think so, my son.
Oh cmon, what did you ever do? Water to wine... Ooooh scary. Lets see you unleash some cataclysmic whup-arse upon the minions of hell rather than just "resisting their temptations". Satan ain't going to go away until you kick his arse. So much for an all-powerful God, the holy trinity and the rest. You couldn't even deal with a goddamn fallen angel.
It's not my place in life to make people happy. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to watch me slaughter cows you hold sacred. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to have your basic assumptions challenged. If you want bunnies in light, talk to someone else.
weemadando wrote:
Ummm, dude, J. C. is just a ASVS denizen who tends to masquerade as our Lord and Saviour from time to time.
The sets 'ASVS poster' and 'trolling dimwit' are by no means mutually exclusive.
It's not my place in life to make people happy. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to watch me slaughter cows you hold sacred. Don't talk to me unless you're prepared to have your basic assumptions challenged. If you want bunnies in light, talk to someone else.