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Find out what the world thinks of you.


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Spanky the dolphin is the world’s only dolphin pilot.

Yup. :)
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laird is set to establish a major foothold in the us
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Post by Mitth`raw`nuruodo »

LMFAO! some of these are good: (last name only)

bancroft is beset with many of the very same foibles as are the readers; it is that quality which make him seem so alive and so likable

bancroft is quite literally situated atop a geological paradise

bancroft is an exciting saxophonist and composer based in scotland

bancroft is also a qualified medical doctor who studied social & political science and medicine at cambridge university

bancroft is quickly gaining

bancroft is considered a model school within the district

bancroft is one of the most prestigious honors a book of history can receive

bancroft is incredibly sexy [:P]

bancroft is presented annually to the authors of books of exceptional merit and distinction in

bancroft is "very accomplished for a relatively young woman

bancroft is fascinating and focused


hehe.

(btw, try famous names... George Bush)
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bolton is 17 miles northeast of worcester


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my favorites:
bertie wooster is next in line for the fair maiden's hand
bertie wooster is more than a bit nonplussed
bertie wooster is never silly
bertie wooster is handsome enough to explain his presence at the center of so much female scheming
bertie wooster is sleeping off a "late night" when the doorbell rings
bertie wooster is nothing if not fashion forward
bertie wooster is always fresh and alluring
bertie wooster is a cheerful heart for whom life is a continual feast
bertie wooster is perpetually beset by hopeless old friends
bertie wooster is telling off the would
bertie wooster is absolutely perfect
bertie wooster is a happy bachelor
bertie wooster is in the proverbial soup again
bertie wooster is striving to be a preux chevalier and i read it as preux chevalier
bertie wooster is evidently a long way off perfect empathy with archimedes
bertie wooster is the charmingest chap alive?
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

This was the only thing it found.

-jason wang is in favor of taiwanese independence

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And this could mean anything.

-jason wang is spearheading a

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alyeska is completely wrong about the empire being a more lucrative target than the federation

Now, I wonder what webpage that came from... :P
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Googlism comes up with shit, so here's what I get from Google.
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gil hamilton is a few stories of deduction and logic involving weird technologies
gil hamilton is larry niven's fictional detective created as part of niven's "known space" setting
gil hamilton is also missing an arm
gil hamilton is a member of arm – a fbiish law enforcement agency
gil hamilton is larry niven's
gil hamilton is now executive vp and cfo of ihs energy
gil hamilton is a 22nd century police detective
gil hamilton is the global police force's top operative
gil hamilton is set
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Gil Hamilton wrote:gil hamilton is a few stories of deduction and logic involving weird technologies
gil hamilton is larry niven's fictional detective created as part of niven's "known space" setting
gil hamilton is also missing an arm
gil hamilton is a member of arm – a fbiish law enforcement agency
gil hamilton is larry niven's
gil hamilton is now executive vp and cfo of ihs energy
gil hamilton is a 22nd century police detective
gil hamilton is the global police force's top operative
gil hamilton is set
gil hamilton has a little birdie

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Hehehe. Good stuff here. My favorites:

kuja is god
kuja is the strongest
kuja is kinda cool looking
kuja is cool
kuja is the sinister
kuja is male
kuja is soooo evillll
kuja is not girly
kuja is a lone lupine
kuja is a villian
kuja is the greatest thing since sliced bread
kuja is sooooooooooooooo cool
kuja is a very powerful mage
kuja is planning to take over the world
kuja is a heartless weapons dealer
kuja is the ultimate life form
kuja is a great villian as well


Fun stuff. :D
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temjin is the most well

temjin is definetly not politically correct

temjin is my favorite character just because he looks cool

temjin is the coolest

temjin is also a principal for an elementary school

temjin is using a railgun


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Mike might have some explaining to do. :lol:

darth wong is really chris o'brien's father

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the best and most surreal of The_Lumberjack's definitions wrote:
the lumberjack is running for one of those seats and we do not want to be a factor in swaying that vote
the lumberjack is northern arizona university's award
the lumberjack is not for novices
the lumberjack is to eat flapjacks and chop wood
the lumberjack is a famous korean fairy tale
the lumberjack is a character that often appear in goblin litterature
the lumberjack is one of two wooden go
the lumberjack is what people call me
the lumberjack is the leader of the small group of paladins known as the knights of the raven
the lumberjack is not typically depicted in exactly the same way as a logger
the lumberjack is all about the sex
the lumberjack is a quebecois woodsman of incredible strength
the lumberjack is said to have hitched many a road and river to babe's harness so that the ox could pull them straight
the lumberjack is there for you
the lumberjack is going down
the lumberjack is available in sizes 6x10 to 12x50
the lumberjack is down
the lumberjack is reaching out to you
the lumberjack is back
the lumberjack is considered outre even in a tree
the lumberjack is not an accurate representation of the number of bongs confiscated or found on the hsu campus
the lumberjack is an epic figure
the lumberjack is awesome
the lumberjack is crestfallen and vows to never kill another tree
the lumberjack is also a nice looking person
the lumberjack is our school mascot
the lumberjack is cool
the lumberjack is capable of a top speed of 108kph
the lumberjack is going to have a hard time getting any real good hits in
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funny i don;t exist
googlism wrote: Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about colin witz yet.
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about the yosemite bear yet.
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*snff
me niether. :cry:
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Try it without the the.

yosemite bear is the liberation of the human's food as much and as frequently as possible
yosemite bear is so dang smart he rips open the hikers stomach to get the steak
yosemite bear is auctioned off

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crazy_vasey is british

Wow.
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Well I just put syntax in and got quite a list:
http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=syntax&type=1

syntax is the grammar
syntax is better than sex
syntax is classy
syntax is the usual order of words
syntax is better than sex
syntax is specified
syntax is important
syntax is better than sex
syntax is fully compatible with
syntax is significant

and vorlon:

vorlon is a command line java application which validates the format of vrml 97 files and prints out any errors encountered
vorlon is freeware
vorlon is to a greater or lesser extent all vorlons
vorlon is very high but it remains unknown how high it is
vorlon is a vrml validator
vorlon is our friend and guide
vorlon is as tangible as space
vorlon is intolerable and orders lyta to show him who had done this
vorlon is a visual parallel programming language under development in the department of computing science
vorlon is java
vorlon is pretty fast
vorlon is fractal
vorlon is hiding
vorlon is another internet vorlon taking questions
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the kernel is just fine
the kernel is the core of the freebsd operating system
the kernel is written in the c programming language; less than 2 percent is written in assembly language
the kernel is installed to the right place in /boot with the command
the kernel is what makes linux linux
the kernel is a special case
the kernel is /boot/vmlinuz
the kernel is king by jeanne strang & anne hughes
the kernel is always running while the computer is turned on
the kernel is the part of mathematica that performs numerical and algebraic calculations
the kernel is not up
the kernel is designed in a modular fashion that allows users to remove parts of the kernel that are not needed for the intended purpose of the machine
the kernel is a rather complex task
the kernel is what keeps an orderly discussion between the hardware and the software
the kernel is thus a function of only one vector
the kernel is modified
the kernel is what tells the big chip that controls your computer to do what you want the program that you're using to do
the kernel is the center of the linux operating system
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Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about yet
Holy Shit! :shock:

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Well, shit, Googlisam has nothing on me.

And Google told me I'm in the fanfic "How Stravo GOt His Groove Back"! :shock:

The things Google teaches you...
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Didn't get much for Captain Lennox:

captain lennox is off duty in his quarters

Captain howver, I'll paste the most vital:

captain is speaking
captain is out to lunch and the
captain is all at
captain is all at sea
captain is king
captain is back
captain is out to prove his iron will in hawaii :lol:
captain is black
captain is for real
captain is head coach
captain is out
captain is away
captain is in the
captain is "back on course" with his marriage
captain is accused of theft
captain is cautious about
captain is transferred
captain is out to lunch
captain is gay
captain is out to lunch and the sailors have taken over the ship
captain is speaking on 8th november 2001 dave brock came onto the #hawkwind
captain is all at sea richard norton
captain is first mit student
captain is the king
captain is majoring in accounting
captain is a lady wtf?
captain is a redneck
captain is very important
captain is a confused soul who talks about women when he?s flying and about aeroplanes when he is with a women
captain is the
captain is #34 on the nzm top 40 videos
captain is not at the helm

Lennox:

lennox is the third generation to run the family business
lennox is 6?5?
lennox is going to fight a few more key fights
lennox is approximately 1
lennox is approximately 22
lennox is well
lennox is associate professor of history and philosophy of science at the university of pittsburgh
lennox is beyond doubt the greatest heavyweight of all
lennox is not only the biggest puncher that mike has ever fought
lennox is very passionate about the lennox lewis college
lennox is
lennox is a humdinger of a private eye
lennox is the co
lennox is present
lennox is functioning as co
lennox is handling the fight better than anyone
lennox is the most talented heavyweight fighter of all
lennox is he only fights to the level of the people in front of him
lennox is centrally located to all your
lennox is recognized worldwide as the industry leader for high quality pellet stoves and fireplace inserts
lennox is one of the most theatrical
lennox is specially designed to remove more of these microscopic particles
lennox is not just big
lennox is a good man and a nice guy

lennox is 'in the house' oct
lennox is very wealthy
lennox is in a different league
lennox is known for his research and teaching in the areas of canadian life
lennox is feinting his shots and morrison ducks a left
lennox is proud to display the energy star logo for its products
lennox is vice president of business management within the information & electronic warfare systems business unit of
lennox is vice president of business management within the information & electronic warfare systems business unit of bae systems
lennox is 'in the house'
lennox is going to do and gamble
lennox is a brother
lennox is a sprawling four
lennox is situated at 28 44 s
lennox is excellent but if your looking for a protected
lennox is aggressively responding to this challenge and preparing now for the opportunities of the future
lennox is taller
lennox is what he is
lennox is simply not interested in wladimir? i think that lennox
lennox is a good fighter
lennox is preparing to take part in a public reading
lennox is too busy trying to show he can box instead of just knocking mothafuckas out
lennox is a 11" bear from a limited edition of 20
lennox is the best
lennox is the greatest
lennox is going to come at you
lennox is the only manufacturer with a true dealer quality standards program
lennox is located in lincoln county
lennox is recording a new album in northwest london with producer steven lipson
lennox is presently serving as the chief
lennox is an australian film
lennox is getting up there in age
lennox is in a position to say i'm no longer interested in any of the organizations
lennox is subsidizing participation in the inspection program
lennox is also currently investigating techniques that could prevent or reverse some of the side effects that result from this or any type of radiation therapy
lennox is divided by the digital divide
lennox is a sexy
lennox is being honored by britain?s distinguished house of windsor
lennox is proud to display the energy star logo for this product
lennox is nice
lennox is the information systems audit manager at the university system of maryland
lennox is making it possible for the company to introduce home cooling systems as much as 16 times quieter than current
lennox is taking several weeks of his holidays next month to coincide with the first meeting of the government`s biotech taskforce
lennox is asking for help getting to mexico right after his wife has
lennox is working on empirical models of bankruptcy
lennox is a political power

lennox is sold
lennox is so good at
lennox is more impressive as a vocal stylist than as a songwriter
lennox is casually dressed in a track suit
lennox is a community that suffers from high population density
lennox is not afraid of mike Watch out Wong. :twisted:
lennox is the bestselling author of 30
lennox is a resource consultant for ligonier ministries
lennox is affected by the degree of credibility and competency that technicians bring into consumers' homes
lennox is named the 2000 wnba rookie of the year after receiving 59 of a possible 62 votes from a panel of sports writers and
lennox is undisputed he is the best
lennox is proud to display the energy star logo for this product which means it meets the epa's standards
lennox is the third generation owner and president of john l
lennox is derived from charles lennox
lennox is a native of houston and he and his wife
lennox is already in the front rank of his profession in canada
lennox is proud to display the energy star* logo for this product
Formerly the artist known as Captain Lennox

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