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Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-02-07 10:19pm

Hi. I just wanted to stop by and say hi and you have a nice forum.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-07 10:25pm

Good, good. Let us know when you next come around these parts.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-02-07 10:32pm

He says we have a nice forum, but uses the shocked smily at the end.

So, either he's shocked that we have a nice forum, or he just saw the "Blowjobs after marriage" thread and that meets his definition of "nice."

Assuming he is a he. But I don't feel like even bothering with that. You're a "he" until shown otherwise in my book.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-07 10:33pm

RogueIce wrote:He says we have a nice forum, but uses the shocked smily at the end.

So, either he's shocked that we have a nice forum, or he just saw the "Blowjobs after marriage" thread and that meets his definition of "nice."

Assuming he is a he. But I don't feel like even bothering with that. You're a "he" until shown otherwise in my book.

Cornelius strikes me not as a female name.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-02-07 10:34pm

RogueIce wrote:Assuming he is a he. But I don't feel like even bothering with that. You're a "he" until shown otherwise in my book.

I call girls he if the mood suits me. Cause I'm a prick.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-07 10:40pm

kojikun wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Assuming he is a he. But I don't feel like even bothering with that. You're a "he" until shown otherwise in my book.
I call girls he if the mood suits me. Cause I'm a prick.

Can I call you a prick?

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-02-07 10:41pm

Proper to use 'he' when the gender isn't known or specified.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-07 10:45pm

Must... resist... urge.. to... poke... newbie...

(Hand with finger extended slowly moves toward member, shaking)

Quick, someone break my fingers!

Anyway, welcome to the forum. Be sure to avoid spamming, me-tooing, and general trolling, and you'll be fine.

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-02-07 10:51pm

Yes, i am a He. I think.

And i just liked the bulgie eyd face better than the smiley one. It looks friendlier.

Im not "technically" a newbie, since i have been here before.

I wanted to thank you all for all the wonderful Evolution stuff you put up--even though the idiots at Empiresaeon.com really didn't listen to it

Apparently i am an "evolutionist" there and thats a bad thing lol.

P.S. The blue and black on the forum is very eye soothing.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-02-07 11:03pm

Cornelius wrote:Yes, i am a He. I think.

There's a very simple test you can perform on yourself. Stand at a waterfall. You're a woman if you admire its beauty, and a man if you build a dam. You're a guy if you see who can pee farthest off the side of the dam.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2004-02-07 11:17pm

Cornelius wrote:Hi. I just wanted to stop by and say hi and you have a nice forum. :shock:

Hello, newbie. We used to poke people like you, but that was judged to be spammy, so we stopped. However, this seems to be quite a spammy thread. So I shall get in on the fun before someone realizes it's spam.

All kidding aside. Welcome to the board. Enjoy your stay, and don't feed the trolls.

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-02-08 12:42am

Worry not. My goal is not to cause trouble

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-02-08 12:46am

Don't put up a creepy kitten avatar. Trust me, it's too easy to get carried away.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-02-08 12:58am

:: Glances about ::

The coast is clear, but just to be safe...

:: Gives Cornelius a verlionitis shot ::

Watch out for the biters, and please don't put up a creepy avatar.

Post count +1 on spammity thread

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-02-08 12:59am

What constitutes "creepy?"

Darth Raptor · Post by **Darth Raptor** » 2004-02-08 01:03am

Cornelius wrote:What constitutes "creepy?"

Join the demonic kittens and be destroyed. You would do well to adopt the guise of a dog or another more noble animal.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-02-08 01:08am

Mayabird wrote::: Glances about ::

The coast is clear, but just to be safe...

:: Gives Cornelius a verlionitis shot ::

Watch out for the biters, and please don't put up a creepy avatar.

Post count +1 on spammity thread

*Smacks Mayabird with a heavy mallet*

No stealing my job punk...

*Gives the newbie an anti-verilonitis shot* There, that'll help you from turning into an insomniac monkey... the bite'll still hurt though.

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-02-08 01:20am

I am so confused. What avatar should I use. I do not want you to be angry with me.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-02-08 01:21am

:: Crawls along the ground nursing a horribly sore head while being thankful that she always wears a helmet ::

By creepy I mean "kitties with demonic symbols on their heads or hughnormous cow eyes." You'll understand when you see it.

So just don't pick a cat. Another animal would be fine, or a picture of a ship or famous person or really anything else. Just not a cat. Now if you'll excuse me...

:: faints ::

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-02-08 01:24am

CORNELIUS VERBERAVIT GETA BACULO!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-02-08 01:34am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Can I call you a prick?

Ofcourse!

Why not? I call myself it.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-02-08 01:38am

Cornelius wrote:I am so confused. What avatar should I use. I do not want you to be angry with me.

Don't mind them, it's all very confusing, the gist is, there's a demonic kitten fearing person out there, and she's then withholding saucy pinups, so they put up more demonic kitten pictures to get her to put them up, even though she now has a dancing tiger avatar...

(LION DANCING! Noooo...)

*gets dragged away by pun police*

...lined up, so it's all slightly irrelevant anyway.

Anyway, enjoy your stay, try not to take too much of this kind of stuff to seriously, chances are, this thread will be locked by tomorrow morning, but it's more cause of everyone else than anything you did, so don't worry about it. Enjoy the view...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-08 01:38am

Welcome Comrade.

In here, you're mine.

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-02-08 01:42am

I do not want to sound stupid, but I am sometimes. How do you get imagaes into your sig?

*feels retarded*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-08 01:44am

Cornelius wrote:I do not want to sound stupid, but I am sometimes. How do you get imagaes into your sig?

*feels retarded*

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[img]address of the pic[/img]

Just make sure the pic isn't too big, I don't know the actual spec requirements though.

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