Worst Name?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-02-05 08:53pm

Chardok wrote:Whoever votes for Butkus recieves an ancient VooDoo curse which will make your Penis/Clit will seal up/fall off and chase you around your house for three days before they asphyxiate you in your sleep.

Hehe, why not just have them go back in time and replace a running back against the bears.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-05 09:14pm

I say Dick Butkus, just too obvious for mockery.

My uncle Richard some how got the nickname "Big Dick."

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-02-05 09:37pm

Here's the worst name yet: Galore Focker.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-05 09:47pm

YT300000 wrote:Here's the worst name yet: Galore Focker.

By any chance do you mean Gaylord?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2004-02-05 09:56pm

I knew a kid back in Little League days who had the last name Gaylor (yes, I spelled it right). Poor guy got razzed bad. I mean, I don't even remember his first name, because nobody used it.

There's also a guy here at my college named Franklin Dippy. That's just asking for it.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-02-05 10:04pm

There was someone who used to produce Ground Force called Gay Search. But out of those, the weiner name, i mean, 2 of the most shameworthy syllables ever to make a name.

In addition, i'm planning on calling one of my kids wee-wee-poo-poo-face-boy.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-02-05 10:09pm

Sadly enough there was actually a person named "Mike Hunt" at my former highschool.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-02-05 10:10pm

I WORK with a guy named Michael Hunt. He's cool with it, though. Impressive, Most impressive.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-02-06 03:00pm

In current play grounds i think gaylord would be the worst name

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-02-06 03:06pm

Incidentally, my last name is Estes, and a lot of people pronounce the second e long, which leads to my last name rhyming with "Testes." So my nickname became "Testes" at first, and later simply "Testicle." Middle school was not a very pleasant experience for me, as I'm sure you can imagine.

The best part was the look on people's faces when they realized what my last name rhymed with. They thought they were just about the most clever folks in the world, and told everyone they knew.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2004-02-06 03:11pm

There was that famous roman: Bigus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia Buttocks. That's pretty embarrassing

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-02-06 04:29pm

You thinks estes is bad? Try having the last name Klix (Mine) Clits, klutz, And, in my junior year, the kicker:

Silly Klix, Dicks are for chicks!

By then I was mature enough to see the humor and LMAO at it.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2004-02-06 04:30pm

When I went to New York I met a girl named "Baby Girl"

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-02-06 07:34pm

Gandalf wrote:I say Dick Butkus, just too obvious for mockery.

HE is Dick Butkus.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-02-06 07:42pm

Two people I know....

Andrew Dick
Grant A. Young

Neither are particularly nice people....
A. Dick is exactly as advertised....the other is such a fuck head he reverses his first two initals.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-02-07 12:54am

Singular Quartet wrote:I'd have to say the worst name for a person is Shitheed Dumas.

Yes.. there's a young girl with that name somewhere in our state, except the mother actually spelled it Shithead.

Another woman had to be talked out of the 'pretty-sounding' name she picked out: Gonherrhea.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2004-02-07 12:54am

How about Dick Assman (as featured on Letterman)?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-02-07 10:14am

I knew a guy called Dick Headman. He insisted on being called Richard but they never did.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-07 10:53am

Demiurge wrote:Dick Butkus. Not only does it have "dick" and "butt," it can also be altered to "Buttkiss." Which is vaguely insulting, I guess.

I imagine that his name and how people used it while he was growning up was some of the motivation behind him becoming an all American (for Illinois) and later Hall of Fame (Da Bears) linebacker.

He's who I think of when anyone says "the Monsters of the Midway".

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2004-02-07 11:06am

FACT: The man who wrote the pick operating system has a first name of Richard.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-02-07 11:25am

I went to junior high school with a girl named Abby Rhodes.

It's not such a bad name, though.....

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-02-07 10:55pm

I knew someone called Daniel DeLyon once. (dandelion, for those who didn't get it).

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-02-07 10:58pm

Damaramu wrote:I went to junior high school with a girl named Abby Rhodes.

It's not such a bad name, though.....

Nope, providing there's no beatles fans about...

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-02-08 03:09am

Dick Hertz

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-08 04:00am

I went to school with a chap named "Lucifer", too bad his wife's from Germany and isn't named Lillith or Naamah...

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