Quizno's Things...

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2004-02-06 12:01pm

Lord Poe wrote:Well, I like the Carl's Jr. commercial with that hot piece of ass riding the mechanical bull while eating a hamburger.

Makes me want a Western BAcon burger thats for damn sure

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-06 04:09pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:I hate that commercial. I hate it with a passion. And your avatar makes me want to beat you with a lead pipe, Nathan. No offense, I hope.

Ditto

I recommend immediate bombardment with the Hand of Sheridan.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2004-02-06 04:34pm

Maybe its just me, but that was the most effective commercial I've seen in a while, IMHO. It had me glued to the TV in disbelief.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-02-07 12:32am

I don't know what's worse... those things or the Evil Gnome Conspiracy Travelocity's doing.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-02-07 11:25pm

Has anyone seen the new one yet?

"THEY'VE GOT A PEPPER BAR"

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2004-02-07 11:35pm

Laughed my ass off

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2004-02-08 12:14am

Did you know that they close at 9 PM? On a Saturday? In a two college town? While the Blockbuster next door close to bursting with customers who might like some food to go with their movies?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-08 02:44am

Johonebesus wrote:Did you know that they close at 9 PM? On a Saturday? In a two college town? While the Blockbuster next door close to bursting with customers who might like some food to go with their movies?

It might have something to do with financial concerns. Some stores, like Target, close relatively early because the costs of keeping it open for another hour or two a day would be greater than the profit they would make by being open longer. Wal-Mart is open an hour longer than them, or at least that's the case where I live, and I believe that's how they get 75% of their business.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-08 02:48am

Zoink wrote:Maybe its just me, but that was the most effective commercial I've seen in a while, IMHO. It had me glued to the TV in disbelief.

Not to me. Changed the channel or muted the TV everytime they came on. They're flat out ANNOYING.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-02-08 03:46am

My favorite is A Frightened Boy (Crab and Britney Spears)

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-02-08 03:52am

Bob McDob wrote:My favorite is A Frightened Boy (Crab and Britney Spears)

The more i think about it, the more scared i get O_O

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2004-02-08 04:37am

Quzinos is pretty good, but none can rival the mightiness of Louisiana Poboys with their fried seafood inside dripping with the taste of heart disease.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-02-08 04:44am

Captain Lennox wrote:Quzinos is pretty good, but none can rival the mightiness of Louisiana Poboys with their fried seafood inside dripping with the taste of heart disease.

With gumbo to burn a hole in your nasal cavity and sweet tea to top it off.

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2004-02-08 04:44am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: It might have something to do with financial concerns. Some stores, like Target, close relatively early because the costs of keeping it open for another hour or two a day would be greater than the profit they would make by being open longer. Wal-Mart is open an hour longer than them, or at least that's the case where I live, and I believe that's how they get 75% of their business.

Yes, I understand common sense economics. It just seems pretty unlikely to me that they can't get enough business after nine on a Saturday evening to stay open. Every single other fast food place in town can. I would think Quizno's could, especially with the prime location. Even with two stores closed, the Quizno's and the cell-phone place, the parking lot was packed.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-02-08 04:49am

Gil Hamilton wrote:It should be noted that the best subs in the History of the Universe come from a Pittsburgh franchise called Uncle Sam's. I guarantee that there are no sandwiches anywhere and anytime that are better than an Uncle Sam's sub. My mouth started savagely salivating just thinging about those Gods among Sandwiches.

The best sub I ever had was this pizza sub from a Italian eatery in Knoxville when I went to the UT-UGA game last year. It was like an orgy in my mouth.

Nathan, maybe you know what I'm talking about. The place started with a B.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-02-08 09:33am

Also, according to the Moon Song, the "things" are Spongemonkeys, whatever those are. So there you have it.