Kid's say the damndest things

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2004-02-09 02:36am

This is from my Church Bulliten I got today. No, this doesn't really belong in SLAM. It's just funny things the kids said that they got down.

How do you decide to marry?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -Alan age 10

No person really decides before the grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -Kirsten age 10

What is the right age to get married?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -Camille age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married -Freddie age 6

Is it better to be single or married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -Anita age 9

How would the world be different if people didn't get married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there. -Kelvin age 8

This is the #1 favorite, though not the last on my list here.

How would you make a marriage work?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -Ricky age 10

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -Derrick age 8

What do you think your mom and dad have in common?

Both don't want anymore kids. -Lori age 8

What do most people do on a date?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -Lynette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -Martin age 10

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig age 9

When is it okay to kiss someone?

When they're rich - Pam age 7

The laws says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -Curt age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -Howard age 8

That last one wasn't really funny. Oh well.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-02-09 08:17am

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -Derrick age 8

thats fucking priceless!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-09 08:25am

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig age 9

Most excellent.

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2004-02-09 08:52am

I like the one about 23 being the best age cause you know the person FOREVER by then.

i myself got married at 23 and knew my wife for 9 years before that hehe

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-02-09 03:06pm

How would the world be different if people didn't get married?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there. -Kelvin age 8

THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-02-09 07:33pm

There was a TV show in Romania with the same title (probably just a local licence of an international show). I've only seen a couple of shows, but amused me a lot.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-02-09 09:29pm

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig age 9

That kid is a quick thinker.