Halloween is EVIL!

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2002-10-13 07:10pm

Get a load of this bullshit.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0058/0058_01.asp

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 07:20pm

*explodes with laughter*

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-13 07:20pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0053/0053_01.asp

Chick is now officially even more of a moron.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-13 07:21pm

If I didn't know this was Chick, I'd swear it was satire.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 07:29pm

OMG

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-13 07:31pm

weemadando wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0053/0053_01.asp

Chick is now officially even more of a moron.

Oh, Chick passed the moron level long ago, he's way below that.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 07:36pm

Evil Jerk wrote:
weemadando wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0053/0053_01.asp

Chick is now officially even more of a moron.
Oh, Chick passed the moron level long ago, he's way below that.

Hence, why he said "even more of a moron."

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-13 07:38pm

Evil Jerk wrote:
weemadando wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0053/0053_01.asp

Chick is now officially even more of a moron.
Oh, Chick passed the moron level long ago, he's way below that.

Like I said, even MORE of a moron.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-13 07:38pm

verilon wrote:
Evil Jerk wrote:
weemadando wrote:http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0053/0053_01.asp

Chick is now officially even more of a moron.
Oh, Chick passed the moron level long ago, he's way below that.
Hence, why he said "even more of a moron."

Nope, he's been all that a moron can be, he's passed on to new depths of stupidity.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 07:39pm

I didn't think that possible!

:shock::shock::shock:

Darth Eris · Post by **Darth Eris** » 2002-10-13 07:59pm

<looks from one frame to the next> Not only is this guy an utter idiot, he can't even manage to keep his idiocy coherent. I would say that the only reason he has a positive IQ is that he's alive and can spell reasonably well.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 08:01pm

Idiocy and coherent do not go in the same sentence.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-13 08:05pm

Congradlations! If it where not for his artistic talents Chick would have just pushed himself lower than Dan Qualye on the world's most idiotic list

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-10-13 08:06pm

verilon wrote:Idiocy and coherent do not go in the same sentence.

Yes they do. I've met coherent idiots before. I've also met incoherent geniouses. Trust me, they are findable, but once you do find them, you just want to strangle them to get them to shut up.

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Also, as to Fat Cats: I remember one of central american countires, Nicuragua, I believe, but I could be wrong, Had a Communist government (Which worked quite well, had few human rights violations, and all in all, worked) that was overthrown by the US government becuase they were *gasp* communists (And therefore could invade Texas, after getting through Mexico) so we added the rebel extremists, overthroew the government, and had a bunch of psociopaths who were killing people left and right.

What a great improvement...

of course, Chick uses the psycho-Fundamentalist stereotypes for everything, so it doesn't matter, now does it?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 08:08pm

in that case...

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-13 08:13pm

now, which one do you like better?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-13 08:13pm

*contemplative* you know, if he edited out all the shit about religion, that communism comic might be famous worldwide.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 08:15pm

salm wrote:

now, which one do you like better?

I would rather not be in either position, but the second one is funnier...!

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2002-10-13 08:21pm

Mr Bean wrote:Congradlations! If it where not for his artistic talents Chick would have just pushed himself lower than Dan Qualye on the world's most idiotic list

He passed Qualye a long time back...

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-10-13 08:23pm

the second is pretty cool actually. there are flames, it must be fun there since it´s the laughing place, and the most important thing: there´s a guy with a pumpkin on his head!!!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-10-13 08:40pm

Wow. So who did Thomas Jefferson kill when he was one of the leaders of the American Revolution? Dumbass.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-10-13 09:39pm

I have to admit, I laughed at the comic for reasons other than it being dumb and offensive. I mean, Satan had a pumpkin on his head! It's probably the only tract I read where my brain didn't try to escape throught my ears! Perhaps, Chick is running out of tihngs to slander. I mean, I didn't even see the part where all the kids ban Halloween!

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-10-13 09:49pm

salm wrote:

now, which one do you like better?

Okay, on the left we have some guy kneeling to Jesus, begging for forgiveness, and Jesus doesn't even show himself.
On the right, we have the devil with a highly amusing pumpkin head, and somebody calling him a rat.

Look at that! Jesus makes people bow before him, whereas the devil lets everybody call him a rat! Fearful subservience vs. freedom of speech! Autocracy vs. democracy!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-13 09:50pm

Evil Jerk wrote:Okay, on the left we have some guy kneeling to Jesus, begging for forgiveness, and Jesus doesn't even show himself.
On the right, we have the devil with a highly amusing pumpkin head, and somebody calling him a rat.

Look at that! Jesus makes people bow before him, whereas the devil lets everybody call him a rat! Fearful subservience vs. freedom of speech! Autocracy vs. democracy!

Hear, hear!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-13 09:55pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0053/0053_01.asp

I'm serious, if he cut out the religious crap and focused on politics, this would be on a level with 'Animal Farm'