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Great comic "IE as the most secure browser"

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LOL!

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Some people actually tend to believe that. And don't bother to try another one as long as IE comes with Windows.
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Reading that with Mozilla gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.
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Microsoft saying that IE is the most secure browser is about as credible as me saying I have the biggest penis of all. The very fact that IE required so many patches destroys their claim right out of the box.
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I love their logic: "we've found and patched so many huge gaping security holes in IE that it must be secure by now!"
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Darth Wong wrote:I love their logic: "we've found and patched so many huge gaping security holes in IE that it must be secure by now!"
It would be a riot if new versions of IE come with a well-hidden warning like this:

"Even though we have patched all major security holes, we cannot guarantee that the new version of IE doesn't suffer from good ol' Microsoft-Brand Incompetence."
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"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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