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U.N. Calls On Bush To Give Up America's Nukes

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Mohamed ElBaradei, the director-general of the International Atomic Energy Agency, called on the United States and the other declared nuclear powers to relinquish their nuclear weapons as part of a global effort to make it impossible for nuclear weapons to fall into the hands of terrorists

In the piece, ElBaradei suggested that the United States is itself part of the problem of nuclear proliferation and urged Washington and the five declared nuclear powers to fulfill their obligations under the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty to abandon their nuclear weapons programs.

"A fundamental part of the nonproliferation bargain is the commitment of the five nuclear states recognized under the nonproliferation treaty -- Britain, China, France, Russia and the United States -- to move toward disarmament," ElBaradei wrote.
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They can have my Nukes when they pry my cold dead fingers off the triggers :D
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So what, then nobody has any nuclear arms?

What's supposed to happen when the evil Jovian lizards finally attack us?
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Yeah. Fucking. Right.

And if Bush refuses to disarm, we will invade ourselves and free America from an evil, evil man. :roll:
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What the hell were they smoking with that one? I mean seriously, what nation on Earth is going to hand their nukes over to the UN? And they sure as hell don't understand the concept of detterance.

And they sure as hell don't realize that the US takes a wee bit more care of our nukes than say Kazakstan?
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HAHAHA, the only thing stopping a madman like Kim Jung Il from nuking the crap out of us is sure death on a large nuclear pyre. El-Baradei should stick to weapons inspection and leave politics to the masters...
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in a related story, George Bush and Vladimir Putin issued a joint statement demanding the UN turn over whatever the hell it is they are smoking.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:in a related story, George Bush and Vladimir Putin issued a joint statement demanding the UN turn over whatever the hell it is they are smoking.
Its not what they're smoking that really bugs me, just the money we give them that they use to roll up the good stuff they're smoking. :wink: :P
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Col. Crackpot wrote:in a related story, George Bush and Vladimir Putin issued a joint statement demanding the UN turn over whatever the hell it is they are smoking.
You forgot Chinese Premier Hu Jintao, Jacques Chirac, and Tony Blair...
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Haha, the UN are insane. :D
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Col. Crackpot wrote:in a related story, George Bush and Vladimir Putin issued a joint statement demanding the UN turn over whatever the hell it is they are smoking.
Satellite overheads suggest the substance is injected.
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Let me see if I have this right: a Pakistani scientist sells weapons designs to whoever will meet his price, gets pardoned after he's caught, and the head of the IAEA responds by calling on "the big 5" to give up their nukes?

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More evidence to the mental instability of the leadership of the UN.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:in a related story, George Bush and Vladimir Putin issued a joint statement demanding the UN turn over whatever the hell it is they are smoking.
Satellite overheads suggest the substance is injected.
By a hypodermic the size of a Titan...
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Satellite overheads suggest the substance is injected.
By a hypodermic the size of a Titan...
With enough to satisfy all of NYC for a month...
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The UN could maintain a lot more credability if they didn't make bullshit demands they can't actually impose.
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To be somewhat fair, it was just a member of UN personel that made this statement, not the UN itself.
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The entire body making such demands is not unprecedented however.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:To be somewhat fair, it was just a member of UN personel that made this statement, not the UN itself.
He's the big boss of the International Atomic Energy Commission. Whatever bits of stupid fall out of his mouth, the whole UN is responsible for. Or at least his whole agency.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:To be somewhat fair, it was just a member of UN personel that made this statement, not the UN itself.
Probably the Iranian delegate to the International Atomic Energy Commission who until recently was helping to make sure Iran didn't develop nukes.
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HAHA. The nukes are the one of the things stopping more violent attacks against us.
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Bush to UN: "You folks feel free to try'n take them from us."
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:So what, then nobody has any nuclear arms?

What's supposed to happen when the evil Jovian lizards finally attack us?
Clearly, the UN is but a puppet of the evil Jovian lizards.
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