Who cuts your hair?

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Who cuts your hair?

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My barber was a former jobber in the WWF and a former body builder (No, not Brutus the Barber Beefcake! :roll: ) but he does a great job with hair cuts. I truly enjoy his stories from the ring and from his younger days...
So who cut's your hair? Mom, yourself, or one of those french salon coiffeurs?
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This girl in the salon I go to. She does a good job but isn't really a stand out personality.
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I do that myself. Usually I cut them down to 7-8 mm.
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Stormbringer wrote:This girl in the salon I go to. She does a good job but isn't really a stand out personality.
Whoops, had to fix the title. Hope no one noticed. :wink:

I used to frequent the salons too but I found $22 (can) to rich for my tastes. Most salon hair cutters are quite young and only talk about where they partied the night before.
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When it is cut, it is done by myself, occasionally with the assistance of whoever is convenient. It's been a while though.
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I cut my own with clippers. Keeping it buzz-cut short keeps it from being a hassle (no comb or drying problems) and it's cool (temperature wise). It's also cheap.
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i cut them myself with hair cutter down to 3mm or sometimes 0mm.
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salm wrote:i cut them myself with hair cutter down to 3mm or sometimes 0mm.
You don't have a mohawk!?! :shock:
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The hot hairdressing student chicks at my friend's college. Might as well have something good to look at while getting my hair cut.
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Next of Kin wrote:
salm wrote:i cut them myself with hair cutter down to 3mm or sometimes 0mm.
You don't have a mohawk!?! :shock:
sorry to disappoint you. no i dont have a mohawk,´and i dont have a sawed off skull and red squares flying out of my head either.
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salm wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:
salm wrote:i cut them myself with hair cutter down to 3mm or sometimes 0mm.
You don't have a mohawk!?! :shock:
sorry to disappoint you. no i dont have a mohawk,´and i dont have a sawed off skull and red squares flying out of my head either.

:shock: Next you're going to say that your skin isn't chalk white and that you don't have a red mustache and beard. :?
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Tsyroc wrote:
salm wrote:
Next of Kin wrote: You don't have a mohawk!?! :shock:
sorry to disappoint you. no i dont have a mohawk,´and i dont have a sawed off skull and red squares flying out of my head either.

:shock: Next you're going to say that your skin isn't chalk white and that you don't have a red mustache and beard. :?
i actually wanted to include that in my last post but i was too lazy to type and i get two for one posts this way as well.
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I do. Saves time and money.

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What makes you think anyone cuts my hair? I'm either bald as an egg, or my hair reaches half-way down my back, whichever mental image you prefer :twisted:
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Rebecca cuts my hair (not a complex job since she usually just buzzes it off with a clipper, but it's easier than doing it myself). But so far, this makes me the only person who has sex with the person who cuts my hair :)
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i have sex with the person who cuts my hair as well. i do it myself.
usually girlfriends are good hair cutters as well.
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salm wrote:i have sex with the person who cuts my hair as well. i do it myself.
usually girlfriends are good hair cutters as well.
My girlfriend is a decent hair cutter...when working on other girls. She hasn't figured out how to get my hair cut properly yet, and I'm not volunteering for any more experiments or practice sessions. She's understands, and just laughs at the fact that I'm getting my hair done by college hairstyling chicks. 8)
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aerius wrote:
salm wrote:i have sex with the person who cuts my hair as well. i do it myself.
usually girlfriends are good hair cutters as well.
My girlfriend is a decent hair cutter...when working on other girls. She hasn't figured out how to get my hair cut properly yet, and I'm not volunteering for any more experiments or practice sessions. She's understands, and just laughs at the fact that I'm getting my hair done by college hairstyling chicks. 8)
directions for proper hair cut:

take hair cutter
set length to 3 mm
turn on haircutter
cut hair


she should be able to do it after you´ve printed this out and let her read it
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salm wrote: directions for proper hair cut:

take hair cutter
set length to 3 mm
turn on haircutter
cut hair


she should be able to do it after you´ve printed this out and let her read it

Yes, and I'd look like a recovering cancer patient on chemotherapy with my hair done like that! The work "freak" also comes to mind. Some people like me aren't made for buzzcuts.
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aerius wrote:
salm wrote: directions for proper hair cut:

take hair cutter
set length to 3 mm
turn on haircutter
cut hair


she should be able to do it after you´ve printed this out and let her read it

Yes, and I'd look like a recovering cancer patient on chemotherapy with my hair done like that! The work "freak" also comes to mind. Some people like me aren't made for buzzcuts.
you´ve got an ugly head shape?
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I go to one of two places. One is in the mall, and some woman does it for me. The other place is a salon owned by one of my sister's friend's father.
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salm wrote:
aerius wrote: Yes, and I'd look like a recovering cancer patient on chemotherapy with my hair done like that! The work "freak" also comes to mind. Some people like me aren't made for buzzcuts.
you´ve got an ugly head shape?

No, the problem is I'll look like a poser highschool punk if I had a buzzcut, which is something I'd prefer to avoid. I look my best with my hair longer, at around eye and ear level. It's a far more respectable look, and my GF and other girls think it's cute too. My hair's also far more manageable that way, I can get up in the morning and run my fingers thru my hair and end up with a decent hairdo. I think I'm losing it, when guys are discussing hairstyling on a message board something's not right. :D
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My hair's also far more manageable that way,
i highly doubt that your hair is more managable than a 3mm cut
think I'm losing it, when guys are discussing hairstyling on a message board something's not right
agreed! someone close this thread. :lol:
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I just have all mine shaved of at a barbers. Its low maintenance and it streamlines my head :D
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Post by TrailerParkJawa »

I used to sit in the bath tub and my friend would cut my hair. This lasted for years until she recently had a baby and is to busy.

Now, I go to a little shop near the mall. Its run by 4 Vietnamese ladies, 3 of them do a really good job, quickly too.
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