Sexual displeasure

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-17 06:33pm

Ok, wanted to get this started before someone else..

So we've got our kinks.. now what DON'T you like in sex?

For example, I don't enjoy blowjobs whatsoever. -shrugs-

~ver

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-02-17 06:37pm

BDSM ...

being blindfolded sucks

being handcuffed sucks

being waxxed sucks

being whipped sucks

=)

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-02-17 06:38pm

I don't like slapping during sex. All that "say my name bitch!" followed by a slap makes me lose my hardon faster than the sight of Maggie Thatcher in a thong.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-17 06:40pm

i've never really enjoyed french kissing that much, oddly enough. i tend to prefer straight on the lips kissing. or necking.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-02-17 06:54pm

Darth_Zod wrote:i've never really enjoyed french kissing that much, oddly enough. i tend to prefer straight on the lips kissing. or necking.

No way! French kissing is my second favourite thing ever, only surpassed by spanish kissing women.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-02-17 07:17pm

Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-17 07:20pm

Rye wrote:Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.

As.. opposed.. to using bodily fluids..?

~ver

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-02-17 07:21pm

Lord Pounder wrote: ... spanish kissing women.

Cunnilingus?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-02-17 07:22pm

verilon wrote:
Rye wrote:Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.
As.. opposed.. to using bodily fluids..?

~ver

As opposed to bodily fluids related to the task at hand.

Anything else shouldn't really be in there.

Though i'd probably try having someone drink blood out of my back or something.

Oh, and no physical damage related activities, surface s n m i can deal with, not being stamped on or some shit like that.

Bertie Wooster · Post by **Bertie Wooster** » 2004-02-17 07:23pm

-When the girl wants to listen to bad music while we're trying to work it. I can't get off if there's annoying crap blasting in my ears. It just ruins it all.

-I got tied up once, against my will, and I didn't enjoy it at all. If her brother didn't come into the room, I don't know how long I would have been tied up for.

-another girl started getting all into god and religion while at the same time was trying to get me going with her cat moves. She succeeded but maybe because I just wanted her to shut up.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-02-17 09:08pm

sex in bathtubs. ist´s so fucking uncomfortable.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2004-02-17 09:12pm

Nothing goes up my ass... i don't care how much harder i will cum

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-17 09:24pm

DON'T BITE MY DICK!!

I had a couple chicks who thought it would be fun to bite my dick while giving me a blowjob. I've never gone limp so fast.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-02-17 10:10pm

Fuck, I wish I knew.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2004-02-17 11:03pm

Mouths and assholes in the same act. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-17 11:34pm

I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-02-17 11:49pm

I really haven't done anything I didn't like. And I've done quite a bit. But I suppose my least favorite things are nipple clamps. Those buggers hurt.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-18 12:14am

Solid Snake wrote:Mouths and assholes in the same act. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Ah forgot about that one. >.<

~ver

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-02-18 12:18am

I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?

Go to college. It'll come.

Or you will, to be more precise.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-02-18 12:21am

Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-18 12:23am

Lord Poe wrote:Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?

Yes.

Unfortunately, if I suck someone's mouth too hard, I can actually cut them with my teeth (yes, they are seriously that sharp.. I frequently slice my own mouth with them when my lips decide to stick to my teeth).

~ver

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-02-18 01:32am

Anal=Nyet.

Whips and chains aint my thing either. Though for some reason I can stand being around it, just not participating...

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-02-18 02:03am

Lord Poe wrote:Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?

Anyone else find this funny coming from the guy with the Gene Simmons avatar?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-02-18 02:05am

Thirdfain wrote:
I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?
Go to college. It'll come.

Or you will, to be more precise.

You're a regular Shel Silverstein.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2004-02-18 03:33am

Queeb Salaron wrote:Anyone else find this funny coming from the guy with the Gene Simmons avatar?

Listen you....