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Ok, wanted to get this started before someone else..

So we've got our kinks.. now what DON'T you like in sex?

For example, I don't enjoy blowjobs whatsoever. -shrugs-

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BDSM ...


being blindfolded sucks


being handcuffed sucks


being waxxed sucks


being whipped sucks

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I don't like slapping during sex. All that "say my name bitch!" followed by a slap makes me lose my hardon faster than the sight of Maggie Thatcher in a thong.
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i've never really enjoyed french kissing that much, oddly enough. i tend to prefer straight on the lips kissing. or necking.
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Darth_Zod wrote:i've never really enjoyed french kissing that much, oddly enough. i tend to prefer straight on the lips kissing. or necking.
No way! French kissing is my second favourite thing ever, only surpassed by spanish kissing women.
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Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.
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Rye wrote:Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.
As.. opposed.. to using bodily fluids..?

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Lord Pounder wrote: ... spanish kissing women.
Cunnilingus?
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verilon wrote:
Rye wrote:Hmm, difficult one...waste bodily fluids i guess, that's probably about it.
As.. opposed.. to using bodily fluids..?

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As opposed to bodily fluids related to the task at hand. :P Anything else shouldn't really be in there.

Though i'd probably try having someone drink blood out of my back or something.

Oh, and no physical damage related activities, surface s n m i can deal with, not being stamped on or some shit like that.
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-When the girl wants to listen to bad music while we're trying to work it. I can't get off if there's annoying crap blasting in my ears. It just ruins it all.

-I got tied up once, against my will, and I didn't enjoy it at all. If her brother didn't come into the room, I don't know how long I would have been tied up for.

-another girl started getting all into god and religion while at the same time was trying to get me going with her cat moves. She succeeded but maybe because I just wanted her to shut up.
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sex in bathtubs. ist´s so fucking uncomfortable.
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Mouths and assholes in the same act. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
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I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?
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I really haven't done anything I didn't like. And I've done quite a bit. But I suppose my least favorite things are nipple clamps. Those buggers hurt.
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Solid Snake wrote:Mouths and assholes in the same act. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
Ah forgot about that one. >.<

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I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?
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Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?
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Lord Poe wrote:Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?
Yes.

Unfortunately, if I suck someone's mouth too hard, I can actually cut them with my teeth (yes, they are seriously that sharp.. I frequently slice my own mouth with them when my lips decide to stick to my teeth).

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Anal=Nyet.

Whips and chains aint my thing either. Though for some reason I can stand being around it, just not participating...
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Lord Poe wrote:Hey, a quick q on frenching, or tongue sucking. When I first encountered this, I was in fucking pain! I swear to whatever deity is watching, I thought she was going to rip my tongue out! It hurt so bad I was near tears. Only after I began sucking back did the pain go away.

So.... can tongue sucking actually cause injury?
Anyone else find this funny coming from the guy with the Gene Simmons avatar? ;)
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Thirdfain wrote:
I hate sex when everyone but me is doing it. Does that count?
Go to college. It'll come.

Or you will, to be more precise.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Anyone else find this funny coming from the guy with the Gene Simmons avatar? ;)
Listen you....

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