Let me guess... Amanda was one of them?aerius wrote:I had a couple chicks who thought it would be fun to bite my dick while giving me a blowjob. I've never gone limp so fast.
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I have to say that I don't really enjoy having the woman on top. This dates back to an unfortunate incident where the girl pushed up too far, causing me to slip out and then she crashed down, but my poor, poor willy missed the opening.
Now when a girl is riding me, I get all tense and can't really enjoy it.
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Of course, the other side to that is that if goes in the wrong hole, and that causes a whole different set of problems.Korvan wrote:I have to say that I don't really enjoy having the woman on top. This dates back to an unfortunate incident where the girl pushed up too far, causing me to slip out and then she crashed down, but my poor, poor willy missed the opening.
Now when a girl is riding me, I get all tense and can't really enjoy it.
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It's at this point that I re-tell my co-worker's doggy-style story. Something very similar happened to my co-workers friend when he was doing his chick doggy-style. He accidentally pulled out a bit too far and rammed his dick up the back door. I'm told the chick woke up the entire dorm with her scream and the guy was in considerable pain as well.Queeb Salaron wrote:Of course, the other side to that is that if goes in the wrong hole, and that causes a whole different set of problems.Korvan wrote:This dates back to an unfortunate incident where the girl pushed up too far, causing me to slip out and then she crashed down, but my poor, poor willy missed the opening.
Now when a girl is riding me, I get all tense and can't really enjoy it.
What? Like you weren't thinking it!
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That's why I always like to preface sex with a drink or two. Relaxes the muscles just enough that it doesn't hurt too much. 'Specially with the right amount of KY... [/drool]aerius wrote:It's at this point that I re-tell my co-worker's doggy-style story. Something very similar happened to my co-workers friend when he was doing his chick doggy-style. He accidentally pulled out a bit too far and rammed his dick up the back door. I'm told the chick woke up the entire dorm with her scream and the guy was in considerable pain as well.
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Yup, she was one of them. Thankfully she only bit my dick once...unlike the other chick who bit my dick a couple times which resulted in me never letting her touch my dick again.Peregrin Toker wrote:Let me guess... Amanda was one of them?aerius wrote:I had a couple chicks who thought it would be fun to bite my dick while giving me a blowjob. I've never gone limp so fast.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Something very similar happened to my best friend and his ex (I think it was his ex, might be his current gf), when he pulled out too far, he just missed entirely and was in considerable pain as I recall him saying, but it hasn't put him off doggie.aerius wrote:It's at this point that I re-tell my co-worker's doggy-style story. Something very similar happened to my co-workers friend when he was doing his chick doggy-style. He accidentally pulled out a bit too far and rammed his dick up the back door. I'm told the chick woke up the entire dorm with her scream and the guy was in considerable pain as well.
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What about girls who crossdress...?Alyrium Denryle wrote:Guys that crossdress. Crossdressing guys are fun to hang out with, but it has no place in a bedroom that I occupy. If I wanted to have sex with a girl, I wuld have sex with a girl.
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there's girls that actually crossdress? admittedly it'd be a much rarer occurence than guys, i would think. . . .are you meaning just girls that wear guy's clothes, or girls that actively dress to look like guys?
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I'd read in a gay magazine that 1 in 3 cross dressers are female. It's more common than you'd think.Darth_Zod wrote:there's girls that actually crossdress? admittedly it'd be a much rarer occurence than guys, i would think. . . .are you meaning just girls that wear guy's clothes, or girls that actively dress to look like guys?
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It's just not as noticable. Most butch lfemales/tomboys do it perpetually.Lord Pounder wrote:I'd read in a gay magazine that 1 in 3 cross dressers are female. It's more common than you'd think.Darth_Zod wrote:there's girls that actually crossdress? admittedly it'd be a much rarer occurence than guys, i would think. . . .are you meaning just girls that wear guy's clothes, or girls that actively dress to look like guys?
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Girls that dress to look like guys. They're called Drag Kings. I know a couple.Darth_Zod wrote:there's girls that actually crossdress? admittedly it'd be a much rarer occurence than guys, i would think. . . .are you meaning just girls that wear guy's clothes, or girls that actively dress to look like guys?
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