Sexual displeasure

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-18 05:09am

aerius wrote:I had a couple chicks who thought it would be fun to bite my dick while giving me a blowjob. I've never gone limp so fast.

Let me guess... Amanda was one of them?

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2004-02-18 08:37am

No whips and chains. *allergic to leather lol*
Nothing involving the buttox AT ALL (other than ass grabbing)
dont like handcuffs, i have this thing about stuff touching my wrists
bj's with bites or teeth scraping... owies

Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-02-18 04:37pm

I have to say that I don't really enjoy having the woman on top. This dates back to an unfortunate incident where the girl pushed up too far, causing me to slip out and then she crashed down, but my poor, poor willy missed the opening.

Now when a girl is riding me, I get all tense and can't really enjoy it.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-02-18 05:05pm

Korvan wrote:I have to say that I don't really enjoy having the woman on top. This dates back to an unfortunate incident where the girl pushed up too far, causing me to slip out and then she crashed down, but my poor, poor willy missed the opening.

Now when a girl is riding me, I get all tense and can't really enjoy it.

Of course, the other side to that is that if goes in the wrong hole, and that causes a whole different set of problems.

What? Like you weren't thinking it!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-18 05:31pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:
Korvan wrote:This dates back to an unfortunate incident where the girl pushed up too far, causing me to slip out and then she crashed down, but my poor, poor willy missed the opening.

Now when a girl is riding me, I get all tense and can't really enjoy it.
Of course, the other side to that is that if goes in the wrong hole, and that causes a whole different set of problems.

What? Like you weren't thinking it!

It's at this point that I re-tell my co-worker's doggy-style story. Something very similar happened to my co-workers friend when he was doing his chick doggy-style. He accidentally pulled out a bit too far and rammed his dick up the back door. I'm told the chick woke up the entire dorm with her scream and the guy was in considerable pain as well.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-02-18 08:30pm

aerius wrote:It's at this point that I re-tell my co-worker's doggy-style story. Something very similar happened to my co-workers friend when he was doing his chick doggy-style. He accidentally pulled out a bit too far and rammed his dick up the back door. I'm told the chick woke up the entire dorm with her scream and the guy was in considerable pain as well.

That's why I always like to preface sex with a drink or two. Relaxes the muscles just enough that it doesn't hurt too much. 'Specially with the right amount of KY... [/drool]

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-02-18 09:46pm

Guys that crossdress. Crossdressing guys are fun to hang out with, but it has no place in a bedroom that I occupy. If I wanted to have sex with a girl, I wuld have sex with a girl.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-02-18 09:52pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
aerius wrote:I had a couple chicks who thought it would be fun to bite my dick while giving me a blowjob. I've never gone limp so fast.
Let me guess... Amanda was one of them?

Yup, she was one of them. Thankfully she only bit my dick once...unlike the other chick who bit my dick a couple times which resulted in me never letting her touch my dick again.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-02-19 02:49am

aerius wrote:It's at this point that I re-tell my co-worker's doggy-style story. Something very similar happened to my co-workers friend when he was doing his chick doggy-style. He accidentally pulled out a bit too far and rammed his dick up the back door. I'm told the chick woke up the entire dorm with her scream and the guy was in considerable pain as well.

Something very similar happened to my best friend and his ex (I think it was his ex, might be his current gf), when he pulled out too far, he just missed entirely and was in considerable pain as I recall him saying, but it hasn't put him off doggie.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-02-19 02:09pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Guys that crossdress. Crossdressing guys are fun to hang out with, but it has no place in a bedroom that I occupy. If I wanted to have sex with a girl, I wuld have sex with a girl.

What about girls who crossdress...?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-19 02:12pm

there's girls that actually crossdress? admittedly it'd be a much rarer occurence than guys, i would think. . . .are you meaning just girls that wear guy's clothes, or girls that actively dress to look like guys?

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-19 02:17pm

muse wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Guys that crossdress. Crossdressing guys are fun to hang out with, but it has no place in a bedroom that I occupy. If I wanted to have sex with a girl, I wuld have sex with a girl.
What about girls who crossdress...?

-pokes- You're talking to Aly, dear.

~ver

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-02-19 03:14pm

Darth_Zod wrote:there's girls that actually crossdress? admittedly it'd be a much rarer occurence than guys, i would think. . . .are you meaning just girls that wear guy's clothes, or girls that actively dress to look like guys?

I'd read in a gay magazine that 1 in 3 cross dressers are female. It's more common than you'd think.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-02-19 05:27pm

Lord Pounder wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:there's girls that actually crossdress? admittedly it'd be a much rarer occurence than guys, i would think. . . .are you meaning just girls that wear guy's clothes, or girls that actively dress to look like guys?
I'd read in a gay magazine that 1 in 3 cross dressers are female. It's more common than you'd think.

It's just not as noticable. Most butch lfemales/tomboys do it perpetually.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-02-19 05:52pm

Darth_Zod wrote:there's girls that actually crossdress? admittedly it'd be a much rarer occurence than guys, i would think. . . .are you meaning just girls that wear guy's clothes, or girls that actively dress to look like guys?

Girls that dress to look like guys. They're called Drag Kings. I know a couple.

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