The shiznit of shirt folding techniques

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The shiznit of shirt folding techniques

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Ok, for all those that suck as much as I do at folding shirts pay attention.

http://web.mit.edu/wuster/www/media/folding.wmv

It's amazing! It's like using Kung Foo on your shirts!
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Or you could hang them on a coat hanger like I do.

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I just tried it out on some of my shirts, by god, it fucking works! It's brilliant!
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And I see.... *waits*....feck all except lines and lines of:
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kinda thing...
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Is there a program that c an run wmvs on linux ?
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Dorsk 81 wrote:And I see.... *waits*....feck all except lines and lines of:
0&²uŽfϦÙ
kinda thing...
Mozilla/Firebird/Firefox don't like *.wmv files r-click and use save link to disk instead.
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Just saw that! OMFG! Finaly a way for me to inpress on my mother!
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I am going ot practice that.
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Wow, that works great. Now I'm off to Japan to find the Shirt-master and practice my skill. I wonder how many people I'll be able to kill with that technique.
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Defiant wrote: Now I'm off to Japan to find the Shirt-master and practice my skill.
Good luck. Personally, I'd look in China.



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XaLEv wrote:
Defiant wrote: Now I'm off to Japan to find the Shirt-master and practice my skill.
Good luck. Personally, I'd look in China.



Just a hunch, yknow.
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that is serious shirt-fu.
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Just tried it twice and damn that was quick.~Jason :!:
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That's fucking cool.
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Got to learn that as soon as possible.
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I think I just found one of the greatest tools ever for my profession. Seriously, my civilian job is setting clothes in a JCPenney (I'm the dock master/stock supervisor) and this technique fuckin' kicks all ass. Damn I almost want to go back to work just to try it out for a full day's work to see how much easier folding is.
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My mom taught us that trick when she started making me & my sis fold our own laundry when we were kids. My dad & my kid brother on the other hand have yet to adopt this technique and still insist on doing things the hard way.
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cool!
i just did that for 20 minutes and it´s 3 o clock in the morning... :D
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Just tried it out, it works pretty well. I'd say it's the fastest method I know, but it doesn't yield the cleanest fold. For my money, I go with the FlipFold. Sure, you have to give a Jackson for it, and it doesn't work quite as fast as the kung-fu method, but it gives you a perfect fold, every time. Seriously.
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Post by Defiant »

XaLEv wrote:
Defiant wrote: Now I'm off to Japan to find the Shirt-master and practice my skill.
Good luck. Personally, I'd look in China.



Just a hunch, yknow.
Oops. I stand corrected.
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Perhaps I should try that. It would look better than having all of my shirts on a pile on the floor.
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aphexmonster wrote:Is there a program that c an run wmvs on linux ?
I've been able to run a few of them with MPlayer.
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Defiant wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Defiant wrote: Now I'm off to Japan to find the Shirt-master and practice my skill.
Good luck. Personally, I'd look in China.



Just a hunch, yknow.
Oops. I stand corrected.
I'd go with Taiwan. The subtitles are traditional Chinese, not simplified, and the station is also a Taiwanese one...

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Exonerate wrote: The subtitles are traditional Chinese, not simplified...
I was wondering about that.
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