Sorry... one of my more unusual quirks is that I refuse to use the French spelling or pronunciation of any phrase, primarily because said practice amuses me...IG-88E wrote:That's toute de suite.
So what is it?
The answer is a broom.
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New Riddle: (at least, I think I'm making this one up...)
In good times I fly; in hard times, I crawl
In lovers' embraces, I move not at all.
In good times I fly; in hard times, I crawl
In lovers' embraces, I move not at all.
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I got one.
When one does not know what it is, then it is something, but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
What is it?
When one does not know what it is, then it is something, but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
What is it?
Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
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The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of the end
The end of every race
What am I?
And here's number two:
As I was walking to St. Ive's I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St. Ive's?
Relatively easy, these two. Enjoy.
The end of time and space
The beginning of the end
The end of every race
What am I?
And here's number two:
As I was walking to St. Ive's I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St. Ive's?
Relatively easy, these two. Enjoy.
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er... 1 guy which in this riddle is I?As I was walking to St. Ive's I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St. Ive's?
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Dammit salm you're good!
Hmmm...
I am nought when I am named. What am I?
Hmmm...
I am nought when I am named. What am I?
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NOPE. TRY AGAIN.Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:The Unknown.Australopithicus wrote:I got one.
When one does not know what it is, then it is something, but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
What is it?
Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
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Nothing?Australopithicus wrote:I got one.
When one does not know what it is, then it is something, but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
What is it?
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NOPE. Try again...
Three rings for the NATO leaders under the sky,
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
Five for the UN defense board in their halls of stone,
Nine for the weak allies, doomed to die,
One for the patient man on his throne
In the land of America where all nukes lie.
One Bush to rule them all, One Bush to find them,
One Bush to bring them all and in the UN bind them
In the land of America where all the nukes lie.
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1. EEvil Sadistic Bastard wrote:The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of the end
The end of every race
What am I?
And here's number two:
As I was walking to St. Ive's I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to St. Ive's?
Relatively easy, these two. Enjoy.
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That reminds me of the oldie but goodie, "Did your mom have any kids that lived?"Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Ryan's mother has 3 kids, named June, July, and what?
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
What things are in a box that you can't find anywhere in the universe?