How Do People Miss?!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-02-20 04:54pm

However nearly all urinals are virtually splash-free if you piss nearly tangential to a surface of the urinal.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-20 06:04pm

This is SD.net, come on, some sad bastard is going to make a calculation and get everyone to try it.

Aim for the plug, that way there's no splash damage.

I can't believe I typed that.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-20 06:06pm

i was thinking about typing the same thing myself. but nah.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-02-20 06:59pm

Someone could make a PhD thesis out of this.

Or a training course in the Army:

"Urinal aiming" / "Pissing balistics"

Gotta go to the bathroom and study on this problem

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-20 07:11pm

This has to be one of the funniest threads we've had in a while..

~ver

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-02-20 07:13pm

verilon wrote:This has to be one of the funniest threads we've had in a while..

~ver

One can expect anything on this board.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-02-20 10:35pm

The Bathrooms in british train stations are the worst- Whitley Bay has to be the most violent offender for that, the Mtero station was abysmal last time I was there.

It's obviously a parabolic relation, but one in which the 'a' value (ax^2 + bx +c) is also a variable, and would have to be recaculated periodically. There's the tight parabola, and the long lazy one that provides for accurate pissage.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-20 10:39pm

Usually pulling abck the foreskin gives me aim straight and true. I could knock an apple of someone's head at 50 paces.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-20 10:50pm

Gandalf wrote:Usually pulling abck the foreskin gives me aim straight and true. I could knock an apple of someone's head at 50 paces.

Bad visual. BAD visual.

-kills Gandalf-

~ver

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-20 10:53pm

verilon wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Usually pulling abck the foreskin gives me aim straight and true. I could knock an apple of someone's head at 50 paces.
Bad visual. BAD visual.

-kills Gandalf-

~ver

Why is it I find this hilarious given the poster?

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-02-20 10:59pm

Foreskin sometimes gets in the way of proper exit- makes it go all over the place. Which is why you have to 'prepare' before you let it go, so to speak.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-02-20 11:01pm

verilon wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Usually pulling abck the foreskin gives me aim straight and true. I could knock an apple of someone's head at 50 paces.

Bad visual. BAD visual.

-kills Gandalf-

~ver

I get killed waaay to often on this board.

I guess I just have one of those faces that makes you want to take a big mallet...

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-20 11:09pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
verilon wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Usually pulling abck the foreskin gives me aim straight and true. I could knock an apple of someone's head at 50 paces.
Bad visual. BAD visual.

-kills Gandalf-

~ver
Why is it I find this hilarious given the poster?

Bite me. Just fucking bite me.

~ver

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-02-20 11:27pm

verilon wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
verilon wrote: Bad visual. BAD visual.

-kills Gandalf-

~ver
Why is it I find this hilarious given the poster?
Bite me. Just fucking bite me.

~ver

ROFLMAO!!!!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-21 03:56am

I don't have a problem with missing the urinal, but sometimes, when I'm taking a piss, there's always that stream that's too weak to shoot out and only exits when I'm done, getting it on my pants. That, and I usually forget to zip my fly back up.