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Here`s something for you to caption,have fun.
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That's not funny. That guy was probably killed.
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darthdavid wrote:That's not funny. That guy was probably killed.
He did not die plus if they want to fight bulls they should fight fair,people cheer when a bull is killed,so i cheer when a prick gets it in the ass. :twisted:
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Bull fighting is an idiotic idea worthy of a Darwin Award. And considering that he survived...
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

darthdavid wrote:That's not funny. That guy was probably killed.
Pfft... what kind of a caption is that? :wink:
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'Crikey! What a beautiful matador! Watch as I insert my horn into his cloaca....'
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Post by SeebianWurm »

This isn't a caption, but the most embarrassing part of that picture is not the giant horn sticking in his sphincter, but his choice of clothes to wear while enduring it.
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Suggested caption:

YOUR COURAGE IS MATCHED ONLY BY YOUR INCOMPETENCE
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Is it just me or does that matador look like hes grabbing the horn in much the same way a queer like me does with a dildo or something similar upon insertion.. :shock:
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"Get your ass off my horn you pervert!"

On a side note, I, too, am familiar with the joys of loving bulls and other large farming animals. It is also a joy for me to lock lips with a badger.
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I've seen a simillar picture recently, when a matador had his pants riped from knee to groin. And he was checking his balls, while other two were looking closely. Let me see if I can find it again.
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Ew! I have one stuck on me!
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That picture really gives a new meaning to the old phrase "I'll tear you a new asshole", doesn't it?
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"Do I make you horny? Do I?"
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"PWNED!!!11"

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Paulo the gay Matadore played to lose.
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Ferdinand demonstrates his "special" prostate milking technique with the help of Pablo.
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'Twould be Pablo, not Paulo. ;P

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Another one, same place :mrgreen:

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Darth Wong wrote:"I'll tear you a new asshole"
And that is what the caption should be.
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Darth Wong wrote:That picture really gives a new meaning to the old phrase "I'll tear you a new asshole", doesn't it?
Actually, I would have thought it was the same meaning...
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