Barbie and Ken broke up

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-02-20 04:19pm

I heard about this on nucleusweb, so many teenage girls weeping it makes my head hurt.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-02-20 04:55pm

Mayabird wrote:Oddly enough, no one has mentioned the theory that Barbie got tired of Ken not having functional genitalia (or any at all, for that matter) and decided to shack up with a guy she could have some real fun with.

Doesn't he have underwear, whereas Barbie has...nothing?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-02-20 04:56pm

Publicity Stunt Off the Port Bow, Captain! Requesting permission to open fire!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-02-20 04:59pm

Darth_Zod wrote:and she's supposed to have functional genetalia?

Well, there is a small gap in the pubic area where the leg meets the hip. I expect she'd need a lot of play before Barbie got loose enough to be functional though.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-02-21 07:03pm

Maybe they just plan for a menage-a-trois.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2004-02-22 03:13pm

salm wrote:they should have made barbie a horny lesbian and give her a bunch of hot lesbian lovers so they can gang up in some hot lesbian group orgies.

or maybe not.

I thought that was the point of the "My Scene" collection?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-02-22 03:39pm

Given the male to female ratio that you see in Barbie, either the males are damn good players, or there are a lot of lesbians in that world.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-22 03:47pm

considering that there's women out there in the world getting more nookie than myself, i'm going with the lesbian theory.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-02-23 08:02am

If they want to make it realistic, "Blaine" should have tats and piercings and be in a band.