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What are some of the worst things that could happen to or in the US?

Some on my list would be:

*Martial Law-Having all of our rights being taken away.

*Military Coup-Having some crack General get the support of some of the US military and attempt a take-over of the government.

*Dictatorship-Not sure how this would happen though.

*Civil War-With the weapons we use now, I would not want this to happen any time soon.
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Shrub junior getting re-elected. 'nuff said.
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Darth_Zod wrote:Shrub junior getting re-elected. 'nuff said.
Yes you're right, Bush Jr. would be worse than the Great Depression, Vietanm, Korea, WWII, WWI, Civil War, Flu Epidemic, Indian Wars, etc....
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Some sort of disease epidemic, I suppose. That'd be horrible.
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True economic collapse...or well loss of electricity(but one is more of a complete fanasty then the other)
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Stravo wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:Shrub junior getting re-elected. 'nuff said.
Yes you're right, Bush Jr. would be worse than the Great Depression, Vietanm, Korea, WWII, WWI, Civil War, Flu Epidemic, Indian Wars, etc....
well, most of the suggestions listed in the OP could technically happen anywhere. although some places would be much more likely for them to occur in. and really, there isn't alot that would be bad that -couldn't- happen anywhere else.
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Worst thing that could happen in the US? How about Celine Dion having her contract renewed? Or ten more years of "boy bands?"
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Five more seasons of Enterprise?
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Darth Wong wrote:Worst thing that could happen in the US? How about Celine Dion having her contract renewed? Or ten more years of "boy bands?"
Or a reality TV show about the two of them merging and living in a log cabin in the woods.

Seriously, I'm with Joe. Diseases would fuck everything up.
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Shrub being re-elected wouldn't be the WORST thing that could happen, but few things supercede it. Among these few, though, are disease epidemics (serious ones, anyway), government-sanctioned religious indoctrination, a revisitation of McCarthyism, a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, militant overthrow of government and subsequent establishment of an anarchical heirarchy based on firepower and testicular fortitude.

But barring any of those, I'd say another run-around with Shrubby would suck most.
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A civil war that included states with missile bases among the seccessionists would be a Very Bad Thing.
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Spontaneous combustion of the entire landmass. The worst plausable thing? Some sort of Chinese superbug introduced in teh big cities and spreading like mad.
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The worst thing that could happen would be everyone in the US dies the most horrible death imaginable.

A better question would be "What is the most likely horrible thing that could happen to the US?"
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:The worst thing that could happen would be everyone in the US dies the most horrible death imaginable.

A better question would be "What is the most likely horrible thing that could happen to the US?"
That's just silly.
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President Ralph Nader. Nuff Said!
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paladin wrote:President Ralph Nader. Nuff Said!
Worse than President Jerry Falwell?


And another vote for the superbug.

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Terrorists with tactical nuclear weapons.
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fgalkin wrote
And another vote for the superbug.
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A Chixulub-level asteroid impact on the midwest.
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Techno_Union wrote:What are some of the worst things that could happen to or in the US?

Some on my list would be:

*Martial Law-Having all of our rights being taken away.

*Military Coup-Having some crack General get the support of some of the US military and attempt a take-over of the government.
*considers the fact he will soon be a military officer*

Oh, I don't know, doesn't seem too bad to me... :twisted:

On the other hand, have you ever noticed the Navy never gets to do anything cool in all the Martial Law/Military Coup scenarios? We're always just...there. If even acknowledged at all.

*sighs* :(
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Yes, heck and we even have some tac nuke boats tooling around(In Drydock :lol: ) we could sooo use to tip the scales in our favor

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Mr Bean wrote:Yes, heck and we even have some tac nuke boats tooling around(In Drydock :lol: ) we could sooo use to tip the scales in our favor

Forward the grand Solar Navy, Forward Ameranavy! 8)
Yep. And the whole carrier thing. C'mon, who wouldn't want us to help with the whole dictator thing? And we can even throw in the Marines for the real kickass stuff!

But nooo, it's always the Army. They get to have all the fun.

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Yes you're right, Bush Jr. would be worse than the Great Depression, Vietanm, Korea, WWII, WWI, Civil War, Flu Epidemic, Indian Wars, etc....
I really hope that is a joke, since that is a real insult to people who have fared far worse than anyone of us.
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Cornelius wrote:
Yes you're right, Bush Jr. would be worse than the Great Depression, Vietanm, Korea, WWII, WWI, Civil War, Flu Epidemic, Indian Wars, etc....
I really hope that is a joke, since that is a real insult to people who have fared far worse than anyone of us.
Wow, that little gem of sarcasm went right over your head.
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A return of something like the 1918 flu would be terrible.

A big quake in LA , SF, or Seattle while regional would impact the entire country. Im talking 8.0 + , centered close to the surface, with 20-30K deaths and millions out of work or homeless.
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