I am now teh gramer poleese

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-24 01:15am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:What if people are use prepositions to end sentences with?

That sentence can use all those words, but the syntax makes it nonsensical.

~ver

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-02-24 01:33am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Well, you could always make the "Dirty Sanchez" title stick...
It's been done previously, my child. If you had any class, and were in fact anything more than a silly sad manling groping desperately to elevate yourself above a sense of humor that makes that of Spock seem staggering, you would understand that old gags are just that... old. Try harder next time, but not so hard that you strain yourself.

In other words, you really don't want that title. Else, why bother with the effort involved to come up with that trying-to-sound-eloquent-but-failing reply of yours?

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2004-02-24 01:41am

Rogue 9 wrote:Need a deputy? I am a certified Grammar Nazi.

Can I ask what government branch certifies Grammar Nazis? It sounds like a fun place to work.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 01:43am

PrinceofLowLight wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Need a deputy? I am a certified Grammar Nazi.
Can I ask what government branch certifies Grammar Nazis? It sounds like a fun place to work.

The Department of Evil English Teachers.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-02-24 05:09am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:What if people are use prepositions to end sentences with?

Ending sentences with prepositions is something up with which I will not put.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-02-24 09:48am

InnerBrat wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:What if people are use prepositions to end sentences with?
Ending sentences with prepositions is something up with which I will not put.

i always think of yoda when people do that

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-02-24 10:21am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:I have been officially appointed commandant of the grammar police on SD.net by the magnificent magnanimosity of the munificent moderator of moderators David, aka Son of the Sons. Bask in the glory of my poorly drawn avatar and misspelled title.

It is time for you all to be in the fearing of me.

If you want to reply to this thead, I suggest you do it soon, because I think it'll be gone within a few hours, a day on the outside.

What's a thead?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-02-24 10:36am

Chardok wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:I have been officially appointed commandant of the grammar police on SD.net by the magnificent magnanimosity of the munificent moderator of moderators David, aka Son of the Sons. Bask in the glory of my poorly drawn avatar and misspelled title.

It is time for you all to be in the fearing of me.

If you want to reply to this thead, I suggest you do it soon, because I think it'll be gone within a few hours, a day on the outside.
What's a thead?

This

The stuff one can find.

Course it makes less sense

.

Cornelius · Post by **Cornelius** » 2004-02-24 01:28pm

There are so many grammar rules; memorizing all the rules is nearly impossible, for some of them are so obscure and incoherent.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-02-24 01:37pm

Cornelius wrote:There are so many grammar rules; memorizing all the rules is nearly impossible, for some of them are so obscure and incoherent.

so are you saying people shouldn't bother learning basic grammar at all because there are so many rules, or what?

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 01:52pm

Darth_Zod wrote:
Cornelius wrote:There are so many grammar rules; memorizing all the rules is nearly impossible, for some of them are so obscure and incoherent.
so are you saying people shouldn't bother learning basic grammar at all because there are so many rules, or what?

That's what it sounds like to me. *Blows on police whistle. Grammar Stormtroopers seize Cornelius and drag him away.*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-02-24 01:54pm

Haha! The joke's on Pablo. Not only did he spell "police" wrong, he also made the common mistake of using an "e" in "grammar".

Obviously his English skills are unferior to mine.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-02-24 02:03pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Haha! The joke's on Pablo. Not only did he spell "police" wrong, he also made the common mistake of using an "e" in "grammar".

Obviously his English skills are unferior to mine.

Unferior indeed!

At iny rayt, Y iz this an ishue? I don't relly see a problam with mutch of the grammor on the bored anyway. for the most parts, we are learned, educated, nad fairly "Anal" About our grammor and spelling. Teh grammer poleese is not needed. Of corse, my opinyon is just taht.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2004-02-24 02:08pm

Rogue 9 wrote:Need a deputy? I am a certified Grammar Nazi.

A NAZI!!!!!!!!

*T-34 tanks falls on you* Another victory for the defunct Soviet Union.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 02:09pm

Captain Lennox wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Need a deputy? I am a certified Grammar Nazi.
A NAZI!!!!!!!!

*T-34 tanks falls on you* Another victory for the defunct Soviet Union.

Does it, now? *Steps out of the way.*

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2004-02-24 02:20pm

Rogue 9 wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Need a deputy? I am a certified Grammar Nazi.
A NAZI!!!!!!!!

*T-34 tanks falls on you* Another victory for the defunct Soviet Union.
Does it, now? *Steps out of the way.*

Yes, the tank rolls away to destroy your community. And if you destroy it 1.5xE9 T-34s will rise in it's place!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-02-24 02:27pm

Fine, then. I'll do what I do in the X-Wing games when enemy fighters have replacement waves. *Cuts the tank's fuel line.* Disabled, not destroyed. No replacements for you!

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-24 02:33pm

RogueIce wrote:In other words, you really don't want that title. Else, why bother with the effort involved to come up with that trying-to-sound-eloquent-but-failing reply of yours?

I wasn't trying to sound eloquent, I was insulting you, boyo. Perhaps the mild tone and lack of four-letter words confused you. Confusion... the story of your life.

Gambler · Post by **Gambler** » 2004-02-24 04:15pm

What is with those friends in high places Comissar? Why won't they ever protect you?

Has mother Russia left his prodigal son alone?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-24 04:57pm

Gambler wrote:What is with those friends in high places Comissar? Why won't they ever protect you?
Has mother Russia left his prodigal son alone?

And who are you?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-02-24 05:25pm

Grammar Police, eh? Correct this:

so your the grammer police. my friend's telled me about u. i want 2 no how cool u r at correcting bad grammer. ive got you're wallet 2.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-24 05:32pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Grammar Police, eh? Correct this:

so your the grammer police. my friend's telled me about u. i want 2 no how cool u r at correcting bad grammer. ive got you're wallet 2.

The answer to your first question was "shaddap."

Gambler · Post by **Gambler** » 2004-02-24 05:48pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Gambler wrote:What is with those friends in high places Comissar? Why won't they ever protect you?
Has mother Russia left his prodigal son alone?
And who are you?

Just a lurker as you can guess by my postcount.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-02-24 06:48pm

Whyz dis teh turnz0ring into teh sp4mmerz haus? Itz teh crazy if ur aksing mez.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-02-24 07:35pm

The Aliens wrote:Whyz dis teh turnz0ring into teh sp4mmerz haus? Itz teh crazy if ur aksing mez.

Please, as gramer poleeseman I must correct you. I believe you meant:

"Whyz dis teh turnz0ring into teh sp4mmerz haus??????/// Itz teh crazy if ur aksing mez!!!!!!1111"

Proper punctuation is important. Anyway... this is spam, even if I started it. So I must crush.

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