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Assume, for a moment, that you can dictate Cold War policy for the United States from 1945 on, and that successive presidents will follow your plan (generally speaking, allow for some flexibility). What would your overall plan be for the containment and reduction of the Soviet Union?
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Surrender to the glory that is Mother Russia and embrace the true path that is Communism. :wink:

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I wait for a brief moment, for everything to die down.

I then invade the USSR from every angle I can see. I start to systematically bomb strategic locations.

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Nuke them before they get one.

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fgalkin wrote:Surrender to the glory that is Mother Russia and embrace the true path that is Communism. :wink:

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What better way to do that than nuking the USSR? Stalin was doing little to promote revolution worldwide. An oppressive US will incite revolution, thus restart the communistic process.
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That's why you wait until he dies and THEN surrender. :P

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Let Gen. Patton roll on towards the Soviet Union like he wanted to, instead of causing him to have an 'accident'...
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Mayabird wrote:Let Gen. Patton roll on towards the Soviet Union like he wanted to, instead of causing him to have an 'accident'...
And meet the zillions of Russian tanks awaiting him?
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I do the same thing that was done historically, except that I avoid the commitment of American ground forces to Vietnam. Bomber support for the French in the 50s is a possibility, however. I also don't do the Reagan spend-race in the 80s, because it only made a couple years' difference anyway.
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Blow up the moon.
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Gandalf wrote:
Mayabird wrote:Let Gen. Patton roll on towards the Soviet Union like he wanted to, instead of causing him to have an 'accident'...
And meet the zillions of Russian tanks awaiting him?
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Gandalf wrote:And meet the zillions of Russian tanks awaiting him?
One must consider how enthusiastic John Q. Taxpayer is going to be about finishing off one mortal enemy and immediately picking a fight with a much bigger and stronger nation which was an ally until just that moment. American airpower and nuclear armament would make it all but impossible for the Soviets to win, but every American advance would be paid for in blood. The battle would be far more costly than any against the Third Reich. And for what? A hazy political objective.

I'm sure every red blooded American's gonna get on board for that.
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Rather than wait for the Korean war, I'd hit Berlin and keep going. The second it became clear that Uncle Joe wasn't going to stick to Yalta, I would have called him on it and confronted him. With near parity in numbers in Europe, and the Bomb, I am confident that America could have either forced Stalin to fold and retreat back to pre-WW2 borders, or defeat him in a conflict on the matter.
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:I do the same thing that was done historically, except that I avoid the commitment of American ground forces to Vietnam. Bomber support for the French in the 50s is a possibility, however. I also don't do the Reagan spend-race in the 80s, because it only made a couple years' difference anyway.
As for myself, I'd probably try and stick with some varient on the Eisenhower Doctrine. Thailand will be the regional ally to take care of SEA (if they can) while the US attempts to buildup an insurmountable offensive and defensive strategic arsenal.
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No difference from historic actions except I'd not have let the military wither for a while resting on the laurels of nukes. And I'd not have gone into Vietnam, although I might have bombed the North if the French asked me real nicely (conventional only of course). And I'd not have worried about the B-2, instead replacing the B-52 with another bomb truck. And no Star Wars.

That's really about all. I think we played our hand pretty well, all things considered.
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Joe wrote:Blow up the moon.
Would anyone miss it?
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Attacking the Soviets in 1945 would've been politically untenable. It's total fantasy.
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Vympel wrote:Attacking the Soviets in 1945 would've been politically untenable. It's total fantasy.
Indeed. I was asking for realistic solutions, not silliness like "have Patton head East and stop at the Pacific Ocean."
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justifier wrote:Would anyone miss it?
Yes, the Russians, because of their secret Communist Moon Bases.
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
justifier wrote:Would anyone miss it?
Yes, the Russians, because of their secret Communist Moon Bases.
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Howedar wrote:No difference from historic actions except I'd not have let the military wither for a while resting on the laurels of nukes.
To what end?
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I thought we kinda slacked off conventional development in the Eisenhower era.
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Howedar wrote:I thought we kinda slacked off conventional development in the Eisenhower era.
Yes. The Army was reduced to a tripwire force that would have to use nuclear weapons just to defend itself ... instantly escalating any conflict. And when one flies, they all fly, so it was a very pointed message.

It also held costs down in that it was a lot cheaper to mass produce nukes than it was to create Army divisions to counter the Red Army.
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I would try to maintain parity in conventional forces with the Red Army in Europe, instead of the thin green line we had in Western Europe. Match them man for man, tank for tank, plane for plane.
Have theatre nukes on standby just in case they use theirs first, though. We are not going to let them bastards sack Bonn or Amsterdam.
Make the best tanks we can. Try to develop gunships faster.
Keep the BUFFS, build the B-70 Valkyries instead of the B1s or 2s.
If a Mach 3 capable bomber can`t penetrate Soviet airspace, I don`t know what could.
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