Question for the males

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Panties

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Question for the males

Post by aphexmonster »

You meet a girl


think shes alright


get her home



begin to take off her pants and discover....


THIS!

are you still turned on ?
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Yeah, she'll probably be wild in bed.
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:shock: Erm... Riiiiggggghhhhhttttttt...
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Yeah, I would be thinking it's some lewd connotation before I jumped to the Christian thing.
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More than ever.

Hell, I've always fantasized about seducing and corrupting a hot nun. :D
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If I've actually gotten to her panties, I don't think there's going to be serious complications.
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I'd expect a joke. But if not, so what?
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It's actually very exciting to corrupt the innocent.

But a girl wearing those panties is probably not that innocent anyway, although I'd say she probably has a pretty good sense of humour.
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Well, the thing is I'm Christian myself and wouldn't do that anyway, so for me its a moot point, but in theory I'd assume that something was messed up because 1.) why the hell am I doing this and 2.) why the hell is she doing this, assuming she's actually a Christian. I then wake up. :roll:
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Rogue 9 wrote:Well, the thing is I'm Christian myself and wouldn't do that anyway, so for me its a moot point, but in theory I'd assume that something was messed up because 1.) why the hell am I doing this and 2.) why the hell is she doing this, assuming she's actually a Christian. I then wake up. :roll:
Waitaminnit...you wouldn't have sex? What gives?
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Robert Treder wrote:
Rogue 9 wrote:Well, the thing is I'm Christian myself and wouldn't do that anyway, so for me its a moot point, but in theory I'd assume that something was messed up because 1.) why the hell am I doing this and 2.) why the hell is she doing this, assuming she's actually a Christian. I then wake up. :roll:
Waitaminnit...you wouldn't have sex? What gives?
I wouldn't expect you to understand. Its a long theological explanation which you would then dismiss with "You're stupid and I like sex." So I'm not going to bother.
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Darth Wong wrote:It's actually very exciting to corrupt the innocent.
May I place that in my sig?
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Stofsk wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:It's actually very exciting to corrupt the innocent.
May I place that in my sig?
Be my guest :)
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It's called kitch, so I wouldn't have a problem.
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Rogue 9 wrote:I wouldn't expect you to understand. Its a long theological explanation which you would then dismiss with "You're stupid and I like sex." So I'm not going to bother.
Hate to break it to you, but most Christians do have premarital sex.
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aphexmonster wrote:are you still turned on ?
Sure, why not.
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aphexmonster wrote:
are you still turned on ?
Yup. :twisted:

Have a very nice day.
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Post by Nathan F »

It would get a nice, hearty, 'Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!' from me.

Not those words, of course, but what they stand for. :wink:
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Post by Rogue 9 »

I know that, Mike. I might be tempted if I met the right girl, but not on the first date. I definitely wouldn't just pick up some random girl in a bar or wherever. And there's not a snowball's chance in Hell that I'd bang some girl without knowing anything about her first. This likely puts me at odds with the majority of the board members, but I really don't care. I've got nothing more to add to this thread, so I'll just not post here anymore.
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Rogue 9 wrote:
Robert Treder wrote:Waitaminnit...you wouldn't have sex? What gives?
I wouldn't expect you to understand. Its a long theological explanation which you would then dismiss with "You're stupid and I like sex." So I'm not going to bother.
First of all, to get your prophecy out of the way: You're stupid and I like sex. There, I said it. You happy?

Oh, and who says this scenario involves premarital sex? Did it ever occur to you that if you save yourself for marriage, you won't see your wife's panties until your wedding night (or whatever it is you people do)?
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Yes.
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Rogue 9 wrote:I wouldn't expect you to understand. Its a long theological explanation which you would then dismiss with "You're stupid and I like sex." So I'm not going to bother.
And here goes the world's smallest violin playing for the world's most persecuted Christian, Rogue 9.

By the way, Rogue, you'd be surprised at how many of us would understand. Quite a few atheists here used to be Christians, and I used to have the exact attitude you do now.
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Post by Rogue 9 »

All right, I do have one more thing to add. Sorry about that, posting here has made me paranoid.
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Rogue 9 wrote:I know that, Mike. I might be tempted if I met the right girl, but not on the first date. I definitely wouldn't just pick up some random girl in a bar or wherever. And there's not a snowball's chance in Hell that I'd bang some girl without knowing anything about her first. This likely puts me at odds with the majority of the board members, but I really don't care.
Are you implying that an atheist must have no problem with the idea of picking up "some random girl in a bar" and having sex with her on the first date, or screwing some chick without knowing anything at all about her? What exactly do you think atheists are like?

PS. According to the most recent poll, the majority of the board's members are actually Christian too. And I seriously doubt that most of them would bang a stranger on the first date.
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Post by Rogue 9 »

I didn't intend to imply that about most atheists. I was writing in the context of the original post, which did very strongly suggest that you would be taking home some random girl. I overreacted and I'm sorry.
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